ATTENTION ALL HANDS!!!!! (under direct order of Glumbert)
I hear by Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!
Duhhhhhhhhhh. So......must this be a lesson on how to divest a site already devoid of depth by a distinctly non-sequitorial series of stupid statements?
Arghhhh............being first carries such a great weight. OK....here's the contend:
..........the earth roatatse around the sun.
I know this will be controversial amongst the other posters on this site, but.....well.......I'm just a risk-taker, I guess. Damn....this is so exciting.
He did a good job making the his guest character mirrored.
The "guest-Colbert" was a mirror (flipped image), not just him sitting on the other side of the table. The studio props were backwards (spelling, too). The guest-Colbert wore his watch on the same wrist as his gay pride bracelet (a physical change), and parted his hair on the right (mirrored change). Guest-Colbert couldn't help using his "real" right hand to begin signing his book (pen in "left" hand [really right hand]). Had the guest-Colbert signed, it would have given it all away (writing from right-to-left, i.e. from the middle of the book toward the edge). The real-Colbert signs the book left-to-right (correctly), from the middle of the book, to the edge.
Wonder when he or his mirror will come out of the closet.
Ummmmm, okay dumb question number 100000, when did glumbert start posting that [First: (fill in our names)] section above all our comments. I saw my name listed as first on one and I know I didn't look at it first cuz i would have posted "Wheee first"......I'm so confused.
It hasn't been too long as I noticed it in the last few days myself.
Besides Riza, why would you ask males as we can never find whats sitting under our damn noses?
I am sure you have had to tell your man a million times when he's looking for something that its right in front of him. Where? You storm into the room and say in a nasty tone while pointing, "Its right there!"
Nobody has really bashed me yet, and I was giving away some freebies.
Randall didn't take his shot, so here we go with:
Roast Randall for a day.
*Points finger towards Randall*
Listen up bitch,
BTW those aren't bed bugs there crabs!
AHH CRABS!!!!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!!!!! What filthy place could I have been to get crabs?
DAMN!!! I went to Randall's house to drink a beer and watch some TV. I know my flu like symptoms were gonna get me, but when I farted (with a little seepage) the smell actually freshened up the house a bit.
When I went to the bathroom I thought I was on the set of the movie Saw. The toilet bowl was filled like it was in the movie. I tried to do the French hover, but missed. If you seen Saw, then ask yourself, Does it really matter? I didn't think it did.
I wasn't feeling too good, so I asked if I could lay down for a few minutes. Randall told me no problem. I went into the bedroom to lay down. When I crawled into bed, I realized the twin size bed already had a woman in it. The woman is simultaneously his wife and sister. I threw a beef steak bone to the corner so she chased it and layed in the corner gnawing on it with her one big beaver tooth. When I went to pull the covers up, I noticed the duvet was ripped off from a pay-by-the-hour motel. The sheet had obviously not been washed for quite some time. I bet if the police crime scene ran a black light over it the whole sheet would have appeared white from all the white protein stains.
That’s how I had to have gotten those crabs.
Now then, some people know that Randal claims he was a marine. Do these people also know that the Marines, fall under the Department of the Navy? The Marines are delicately referred to as the ladies department. Though my classified searches I was able to obtain the following video of Randall professing himself to a Navy Seaman:
But lets get real. If your going to tell the story, then tell it all!
You did spend the night as you said but only because your house was repossessed by the bank after failure to make payment!
It seems your trying to procure Ellen DeGeneres and The View tickets were more important then a mortgage payment.
That bathroom of mine looked like the movie Saw cause it was the same bathroom used in the filming!!! And after you passed out from all the beer you mooched from me, I was gonna set you up In a real life Saw scenario. But after listening to you drone on for hours about your life. I thought living through a real scene from that movie would be a reprise from your real life!
and furthermore!! Your anal leakage did rather bring a familiar spirit back in to the home !!! And why wouldn't it! It was the same oder left lingering after hours of are lovemaking! And since were on that subject you left your soiled undergarment for me to wash only to have your mother call me up asking me for them back. It seems you bought those for her back in 88 and being her only pair she really has grown accustom to them.
Now be honest here! the only reason I married my sister is because YOU LEFT ME FOR THAT "LEAVE BRITTENY ALONE "GUY
That really hurt me you know:(
Well anyhoo,,, your more then welcome to come over tonight! I'm serving up your favorite. One Week old sperm served chilled from a dead guys ass. hmmmmm.
You know Randal, I think that is your funniest post to date. Didn't know you had that in ya. The only thing I thought you had in ya' was my meat sausage.
The leave Brittney alone guy at least would listen to me. You only wanted sex and nothing more. I felt used, and he made me feel whole again. Can I bring him along tonight?
I'm tired of pimping myself out for hotel stays and Peanut Butter sandwiches, can you spare a few dollars?
Yeah, so what if I wear my momma's panties. You loved being gagged with them and prancing around with them on your head after my anal seepage, but before you washed them. BTW Did you get the smell and stain out?
Hmm, looking at this statement I've made myself appear like a right wing gun nut..which is not the case. I have guns in my blood so to speak. Since I don't really want to give up the ghost on my real identity, all I'll say is, my great, great uncle changed this country if not the world with his "invention". Anyone up to a guess who he was?
ALL Glumbertarians (small number EXCLUDED) are great
Dalton McGuinty (re-elected as Premier of Ontario last night, Liberal Party, and the equivalent to what my Yank friends know as a state governor) is great
A couple of nights ago, I found my award relating to my decoration for Exceptional Bravery back in '89 which was collecting dust, and only now decided to put up......
which makes ME great!
LOLOL!!!
(well, sorta.....I only consider me to be great because I have a loving family).
Actually Miter...there IS a story behind that award (I could fill more than than a single thread here telling it)....but the story behind why it's been collecting dust is an interesting one as well, mostly because it's taken me a very long time in coming to terms to just even LOOK at it. Suffice to say in retrospect, it involves a high-speed pursuit; threats; the horror of watching something terrible unfold before my very eyes; the agony of making a split-second decision and rolling the dice, and tragically.....the death of an innocent human being. Plus, the epilogue to this story would be nothing I'd want on my epitaph. I think coming to terms and being at peace with things in our lives is a great thing as well; but I only have one problem with that whole concept:
That's it? All you're going to give? That's ok C, musta been traumatic. I sure don't want to bring on a ptsd attack! I'm just a sucker for a good real life story from someone who's been in "it". You just had to put some "teaser" info in there too! lol
Well, whatever I'm sure you deserved the award and hope you can get over it once and for all.
Exceptional Bravery... You are great, and I have great respect for you!
Thanks, Miter. When all is said and done, it wasn't my intent give out "teasers"; just limited for time today, on the run, blah-blah...at some point, if you want to hear about it, I have no problem in telling it. As I said, it is quite a long story, and if your interest in sincerely peaked, I shall endeavour to tell it when time permits.
Oh mi boy, if you had orchestrated (hope i spelled that right) throb and especially lordandmaster all by your own self i would personally create an entire website to accommodate the unreal, debased, beyond human endurance trials that would undoubtably ensue!!! ha,ha,....I think...ummm...errrr....a little scared now by my own thoughts....better go to the light.....remember....dixiebelle....much better choice....I still nominate her for adding spice, light, intelligence (especially), and spunk. (Did the awards happen and I didn't notice?)
Riza, I really was just kidding. LandM was just a way to still participate without a coulple of the douchebags(no offence UDB) here making sicko references about my daughter on a daily basis. Came to my senses and realized that it didn't mean sh*t anyway. NO I"M NOT THROBSTICK OR ANYONE OTHER THAN ME.........Bill.
oops......checked the other one first.....responded too quick.....oh well, I know you have a big heart...(is that what they call it knowadays)....ha,ha.
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