Chris Rock's 2008 Election Analysis

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First:peace
2 years ago
Funny as usual. Chris Rock is one funny nig.... uh, dude.
2 years ago
Every time I see Chris Rock, I immediately think of the movie Dogma, one of the best movies ever! He just makes me laugh...what a voice! And underneath his comedy lies an awful lot of truth.....guess that's why he's sooooo darn funny! Keep it up, Chris....you're the best!
2 years ago
Chris must have forgot that white wome were burned at the stake for being witches.
2 years ago
and boy were they good eatin...
2 years ago
yeah, but they deserved it, what with all the miniskirts and red lipstick.

oh, you said WITCHES. my bad.
1 year ago
Yeah, we luvs dem white women. We be makin' dollah offa dem. Tru dat! Fo shizzle!
2 years ago
very funny, and let's hope
2 years ago
when will you people stop your whining about the past or trying to make me feel guilty about it?get a job and get over it! and yes lets hope obama is president.your FEMA gold card and a check will be in the mail.great.thats why i love to pay taxes.
2 years ago
word
Wow, has ignorance reached a new level. Hey Genius, I am all for Blacks forgetting the past. But while we are at it, why don't we also forget the Fourth of July? You know that holiday when white people who were subject to the same slavery as blacks wanted to be free? Is that Holiday I bet you happily celebrate with time off from that job you are asking us to get? By the way I am a happily employed Vice President of a Major health care company thank you very much! Let’s skip Presidents day too. That’s the day we honor a president who was a criminal (GW) and another who freed African Americas only to save his butt from another revolutionary war (AL). Bet you celebrate that one too. Oh yes how about Thanksgiving? You remember that don’t you? That’s the day when you people came here and robbed Native American’s of their land? Why don’t you start the forgetting by going to work on those days? Set the example dude. You forget those holidays that identify your past, in which you sir take full advantage by “not” working and we will be right behind you. I see your point. If I were white I’d hate to be reminded how we took advantage of every minority group that has ever touched the lands. If you want us to stop whining, then you should not have stolen us to bring us here in the first place. Yeah I'm with you buddy. Whining is just stupid. So I'm sure you do none of that when it comes to the taxes you pay, the Job you have or the country you live in.
2 years ago
Hey abrotherfromphilly, white people didn't steal black people from Africa. They bought them fair and square from other black people who stole them from their families.
2 years ago
Yeah, and I wish they would have kept the receipt cause this country needs a fucking refund.
1 year ago
abrotherfromphilly

Although your fancy wording and command of the English language is impressive, you really are not too bright. I (we) are not responsible for any of the complaints (which you do plenty of) you bring up. If you dont like it here, go back where you came from, I'm sure you will experience a wonderful way of life at a new level. You are free to go. And what the hell does Bush have to do with this, Mr. Brain washed running on a program? Get an education instead of the standard bitching and whining, try to do something to make it better. We try to accept you and all you can do is whine about how rough you have it every step of the way. It's a new day, we can't pay for the sins of our forefathers, nor will we. But as long as you act like assholes, you will be treated like assholes. Comprende'?
1 year ago
As long as people keep responding to shit... the shit wheel keeps spinning. Selectively choose what's worth talking to and about...... ooops... I just farted... it stinks.....
1 year ago
You are probablly broke your damn self. lol ignorant prick.
2 years ago
This is a joke, why does eveyone get so worked up about it?? It is fricken funny!!!!
1 year ago
Yeah, it's just a joke. It's exactly why chris rock will always be on the top of the list. It's funny but it starts bullshit. What more does the U.S. need other than Bullshit. We have it 24 hours a day on TV. IE. all the court tv shows, Dr. Phil, Oprah, Jerry Springer, Montel, COPS, Fattest loser, Lost, and on, and on, and on, need I say more. When was the last time you seen something of positive nature on national television? I must have been sleeping. So, to keep complaining about this is preposturous. Drop your dumb white/black shit and read a more stimulating book like "secrets of the millionaire mind" by T Harv Eker. Quit being the man that Chris's future depends on, laugh and forget it. Worry about your family, your friends, and maybe if you have time... your job. Hopefully that's called your career.
2 years ago
can't we all get along??? again ???? maybe NOT !!! we're humans ...
eventually, we'll all kill each other off...
2 years ago
Live, laugh and love. It's so e-a-s-y. Don't sweat the small stuff. In other words GET A LIFE! He's a comedian for Pete's sake.
2 years ago
Someone once said, "Truth crushed to the earth shall rise!" What makes Chris Rock's TRUTHS so different is that they are so Damn funny!!!! How much for one rib? Keep bringin' it Chris!!!!
2 years ago
First of all Adon,

Black people were not sold by other blacks into slavery. That is a myth that white people made up to justify what they did. Just like American History, of which, 99% of it is a big fat lie to justify all the murdering, robbing, raping and wars. You all keep believing all the lies and untruths. Blacks were taken by whites who came to Africa to steal and kill. Africans did not need to sell their own people. Africans at that time had more money (all the gold mines), more land, schools, medicine, and better homes than the cavemen that came in with guns and diseases. They killed fathers in front of kids and wives to get people to do what they wanted. Then when the truth started coming out the White Man tried to justify it by lying saying black people sold their own kind.

It's just like now. White people lie about everything to justify why they did things in the past as well as today. That's why they get away with everything. Stop living with the lies.

By the way I am white. I just do my research so I am not as ignorant as you are...Look up Rosewood, Fl. Along time ago blacks in Rosewood, Fl owned everything. They had two story homes, big cars and all the land. The white people became jealous of the wealthier blacks. These blacks were smarter, had more education, better jobs, etc. The white people in this town went out and got guns and waged civil war on these people because they were jealous. They shot and killed every black person they could, ran them off, robbed and took their property. About 10 years ago this city had to pay retributions to all the black families that lost lives and property. They had to give them back everything that was taken by those savage whites.

So I say to you stop living the lie that you live. Everytime people become bigger and better than whites, whites steal and kill because of jealousy. White people had gangs way before any other race. Whites have killed more people than any other race. Just because the media tries to depict alot of blacks as the big criminals, you have to understand this is now, but less than 20 years ago it was whites. There are still more whites on deathrow, more whites that commit bank robbery, only whites are serial killer (meaning they kill more at one time than anybody), read your history, white are the mass murderers (killing more people at one time). If you look at statistics whites have killed, robbed, stole and started more wars than anyone.

So get off your high horse and read some history, it's obvious you are very un-educated, or you would not say or believe the things that you do.

Whites have stole more money than any race, example, Enron (stole billions from people), look at your average bank robber (they are white men). Real Estate crimes usually done by whites.

Wars:
Every war that has ever been fought was started by a deceitful white man. Millions of people die in war.

Drugs:
The person making all the money behind drugs is a white man. They bring it in the country, they grow it.

Someone mention how blacks stole from FEMA:
Whites have been stealing from the government since forever. Lying to get government contracts, lying on their taxes (most tax fraud is committed by whites). obviously you don't look at 20/20, Dateline, 48hrs, etc....

Murder:
White serial killers and mass murderers have killed more than any one black person. Serial killer and mass murderers are all white men. Overall whites have killed more than anyone.

So people get off your high horses and look at the very truth. It took awhile for me to realize that the history I knew was a lie. But I wanted to know the truth so I would stop being so ignorant, like you.

You really need to read and stop listening to the media. They get paid to heighten and sensationlize evrything minorities do. That's what America was built on. Let's make everyone else look bad except white people.

Now that Jews have overcome, white people are so jealousy of Jewish people. Whites try to demoralize everything Jews try to do. Why? Because again Whites are very jealous and envious people. Whites think they suppose to have eveything and no one else is suppose to have anything. White don't belong here either. They stole everything they have and they still do it.

If you look at college statistics. There are more blacks in college, more black in the work force earning more money. So what do whites do. They try to stop blacks from getting jobs and that's happening now. So it's not the past it is now. When Jews started owning more and buying more, Whites tried to lie on them. Being a Jew is a religion, White people act as if they are not white themselves. Jewish people are white. But, yet ignorant white people don't get it. So stop saying white people are doing so well. They are not.

Welfare:
Look at statistics, There are the same amount of white people on welfare as any other race. I know because I work in that field. I see all the white people that come in to get welfare. I document it. But, white people keep it a secret, hoping when they come get their food stamps no one sees them.

I am not trying to Trash anyone. I am only stating facts. I just hate it when my people (white) are so ignorant because they don't want to hear the truth, or know the truth.

Homes:
There are more black home owners than any race. I document this information on a daily basis. I see it.

SO WHITE PEOPLE STOP LIVING THE LIE. LET'S LEARN WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON IN THIS COUNTRY AND YOU WILL BE SURPRISE OF THE REAL TRUTH. IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK OR WHAT YOU HAVE HEARD.
2 years ago
You need to take a break, have a watermelon, some fried chicken, hell, crack open a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor.....moon cricket.
2 years ago
Truth,
You need to do alittle more research. African Tribes did sell other Africans into slaverly. The tribes didn't know that they would be treated that way by white americans.
1 year ago
You keep talking about all this "documentation" you have on welfare, home ownership, crime, etc. Are these national numbers you have? Are the percentages adjusted for the percent in the covered areas?

In the welfare example, you claim "I see them." Are you aware of the phenomenon that you see what you are looking for? Have you started a list and really made tick marks over a week or a month how many are white, black, etc? And are you considering everyone who isn't black as white? Or how do you know a Hispanic from a Hindu? I mean if we're only going to call people from one continent black and everyone else white OF COURSE whites waged more wars, killed more people, and all the nastiness you atribute to us whites.

Second, there have already been people who have talked about Africans selling other Africans. It's called Capitalism - just because the African tribal leaders of the 17th - 19th centuries didn't have Adam Smith to tell them that doesn't mean it's anything different.

There is no doubt that history is written by the winners. I guess that's one of the spoils of victory. But if everything is a lie, how is it that you are the one person out of however many people are active in this conversation to be privvy to the truth? and if it is about sharing the truth, why not cite some of these sources you laude yourself as having?
1 year ago
WHOA... hello there.

Here is a list of black serial killers for your enjoyment.... it's attached at the bottom. They number in at 65. SECONDLY, you say only white people kill everyone all over the globe? You are telling me that Africa hasn't been in a state of almost constant civil war/genocide since when... the 80's? In most countries?

And since when is all of the drug money made by white men? The majority of this countries drug supply come from where? Mexico, Columbia, and Afghanistan. Shit, Afghanistan supplies 90% of the worlds Heroin. I understand the CIA has a hand in there somewhere but holy shit.

I work in a prison. Wanna know something? Out of 1,400 inmates... less than half are black. Shock? No, it shouldn't be. But they are the first one's to call me racist for any reason they can think of. I've had several attempt to sue me personally because I wouldn't act outside of STATE POLICY to do something for them I'm not allowed to do. It's expected that white people are racist, but black people arent racist? Gimme a fuckin' break, I know better. I don't call myself a European American, or a White American. Truth is I'm about (according to my family geneaology) about 3/4 Native American. You wanna know what I call myself? A fucking American, simply. Black people aren't black americans, or AFRICAN americans... they're Americans. Dave Matthews from the Dave Matthews Band is AFRICAN AMERICAN. Why? Because he was born in friggin' africa.

While we are at it, why don't "Japanese Americans" complain because we put their ancestors in internment camps in the 40's during the war? Tell me that.

Get your goddamn head out of your ass. You may do research, but you obviously need to check your sources and NOT make any statements you aren't sure of.

If you defend/accuse whites, blacks, asians, hispanics, or anyone else... you're racist. Giving someone special ANYTHING because of their race, is still racism. Why? Because it's based on the inherant idea that we are DIFFERENT, and are not. I don't give a fuck if you're white and you feel for the plight of the "Black Man", it is each persons OWN responsibility to make their lives worth living and valuable. Meaning, it's no one's fault that a certain person is "underpriveledged" because of their race. Fuck off, you.

Howard Arthur Allen. Indianapolis. 3 or more victims.

Jake Bird. Tacoma, Washington. He offed two in the Tacoma area in the 1940s and a total of 44 nationwide.

Terry A. Blair. Kansas City area. 8 victims. 2003-4.

Arthur Bomar. Philadelphia and Nevada. 4 or 5 victims.

Daniel Andrew Bowler. Richmond, Virginia. 3 victims.

Eugene Britt. Gary, Indiana. 10 or more victims.

Maurice Byrd. St. Louis area. 20 victims.

Reginald and Jonathan Carr. Wichita, Kansas. 5 victims.

Jarvis Catoe. New York City. 13 victims. 1941-42.

Leonard Christopher. Philadelpha. 7 victims. 1980s.

Alton Coleman. Midwestern USA. 8 victims.

Andre Crawford. Southside Chicago. 10 victims.

Paul Durousseau. Jacksonvile, Florida; Georgia. 6 victims, two of which were pregnant women.

Lorenzo Fayne. East St. Louis, Illinois. 5 victims, all children.

Kendall Francois. Poughkeepsie, New York and environs. 8 victims, all women.

Carlton Gary. Columbus, Georgia. 3 victims.

Lorenzo J. Gilyard. Kansas City, Missouri. 12 victims, all women. (May be Missouri's worst serial killer ever, according to the Kansas City Star.)

Mark Goudeau. Valley of the Sun, Arizona. "Baseline Killer." 9 kills, along with 15 sexual assaults and 11 kidnappings during his year-long spree.

Harrison Graham. North Philadelphia city. 7 victims, possibly more.

Vaughn Greenwood. Louisiana. 11 victims.

Kevin and Reginald Haley. Los Angeles. 8 victims. 1979-84.

Ralph Harris. Southside Chicago. 6 victims, along with 13 armed robberies and 6 sexual assaults. The first four murders in 1992 and the final two in 1995 sandwiched a prison stint for armed robbery.

Clarence Hill. Bucks County, PA. "Duck Island Killer." 6 victims, three pairs of "lovers lane" couples. 1939-42.

Ivan Hill. Los Angeles. "60 Freeway Slayer." 6 women. 1993-4.

Elton M. Jackson. Norfolk, Virginia area. 12 victims.

Calvin Jackson. New York State. 9 victims, possibly more.

Edward James. Las Vegas. 3 victims. (He and Troy Sampson [see below] were both "thrill" serial killers, who brutally murdered random, innocent white people -- EPH)

Richard "Babyface" Jameswhite. New York State; Georgia. 15 victims.

Milton Johnson. Joliet, IL. 4 victims.

Devine Jones. St. Louis area. 3 victims, possibly more.

Henry Lee Jones. Southern Florida; Bartlett, Tennessee. 4 victims, possibly more.

Arhon Kee. Harlem, New York City, New York. 3 girls. Late 1990s.

Gregory Klepper. Southside Chicago. 8 victims.

Derrick Todd Lee. Southern Louisiana. 5 victims.

Matthew Macon. Central Michigan. 7 victims.

Hulon Mitchell, a.k.a. Yahweh Ben Yahweh. Florida. 20 victims, possibly more.

John Allan Mohammed and Lee Boyd Malvo. Washington, D.C. and suburbs in Maryland and Virginia; Montgomery, Alabama; Baton Rouge, Louisiana; Tacoma, Washington; Georgia; Tucson, Arizona. 13 to 19 victims, and probalby many many more.

Edward Lee Mosley. Southern Florida. 25 to 30 victims, all women.

Mohammed Alan Omar. Country of Yemen. 16 victims, all women. (Omar is Sudanese.)

Gerald Parker. "The Bedroom Basher." 6 white women, Southern CA.

Craig Price. Warwick, Rhode Island. 4 victims.

Cleophus Prince. San Diego, California. 6 victims.

Richmond Trio. Ricky Jovan Gray, Ashley Baskerville and Ray Joseph Dandridge. Richmond, VA. 8 victims among the three of them in several loosely related serial murder incidents.

Robert Rozier. Miami, Florida. 6 victims.

George Russell. Washington State. 3 victims, all women.

Troy Sampson. (See Edward James, above.)

Lemuel Smith. Upstate New York. 4 victims.

Timothy W. Spencer. Arlington, Virginia and Richmond, Virginia. 5 victims.

Maury Travis. St. Louis area; Atlanta area (?). 17 victims, possibly more.

Chester Dewayne Turner. Los Angeles. 12 victims, all women.

Unidentified. Indianapolis. 15 victims.

Michael Vernon. The Bronx, New York. 7 victims. (Five of his victims he killed in a shoe store because the store did not have shoes in his size. He later offed one pizza delivery man and one gypsy cab driver.)

Henry Louis Wallace. Charlotte, North Carolina. 9 victims.

Coral Eugene Watts. Texas; Michigan; Canada. He has confessed to 13 killings, but is suspected in as many as 80 killings.)

John Williams, Jr. Raleigh, North Carolina. 5 victims. 1990s.

Wayne Williams. Atlanta area. 33 victims.

Donald E. Younge, Jr. East St. Louis, Illinois; Salt Lake City, Utah. 4 victims.

Zebra Killers. Three convicted in San Francisco. 78 victims.

The current aggregate running total using the above list is 65 perpetrators and at least 615 documented serial murder victims.

All serial killers are white, huh?
2 years ago
Adon, you made a great statement. People need to stop hating and realize that we only have one life to live and we should start living it peacefully and respectfully. Regardless of race, gender or economic statis, we need to forget the past and correct the errors of our ways for a better tomorrow.
People seemed to have been caring for each other after the 911 incident, now they hve gone back to their greedy and selfish ways. We need to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves.
Peace.......
2 years ago
Adon did not make such statements. What was great about his statement? It just mentions how ill-informed he is.
2 years ago
i like to eat meat that has been cooked on a bbq...
2 years ago
WOW!
I came to this site to laugh, but instead I got a GREAT HIStory lesson .
It is enlightening to know that all whites aren't just following the status-quo by believing all the hype.
Research and TRUE study of history and looking past the lies that make those who are insecure have the false sense of superiority over others, ESPECIALLY Blacks/African-Americans, is THE ONLY way we as HUMANS can survive.
Money is green and blood is red. When we ALL die, we will turn to dust.
DEATH IS THE GREAT EQUALIZER.
Why can't we find the same in life?
We were brought here to this site to think and LAUGH.
I applaud truth for finding the TRUTH. May we all become as enlightened!
2 years ago
nicely said.
2 years ago
White people are evil. We went over to Africa and stole all those poor people away from their homes. We should have left them there. Negroes have it all figured out. Just look at Africa! It's an example for the rest of the world how to behave. Who's fault is it that the people of the Dark Continent were eating their grandmothers and performing ritual clitorectomies on adolescent girls while Europe and China and Japan and well.... pretty much everyone else on the planet BUT the Africans were making great strides in civilizing themselves? Oh, did I say "were" performing clitorectomies? I meant "are."
2 years ago
learn to forgive... white have suffered too.. What other group has endured 19 centuries of exile, persecution and genocide.
The Romans killed 1.5 million Jews. The Crusaders killed tens of thousands. England, France, Spain, Italy, Belgium banned Jews from living there. The Nazi's murdered 6 million. and lets not forget the russians killed over 1 million also.
if the Jews could forgive why can't you?? please do.
1 year ago
have you heard of a place called palestine west bank maybe?????
2 years ago
I'm really feelin this video. It's funny, but at the same time it's so true!
2 years ago
Wow, I got a great laugh and scrolled down to read all this mess. Really people, true ignorance is that of one who chooses to live in a past that they themselves did not experience, and to blame others who also had no control over the past. Yes, I am aware that people still experience racism and discrimination when they shouldnt. There are good and bad people of every race,creed, and color. And all have some bad history. HOWEVER, there are people that live in the now who would do not judge someone because of something a distance ancestor they never met did. We will never get through all the racism until the past is forgotten and people try to move forward with the present and future. We all come from the same creator. And, as much as I wish I could change the past for what people born before me that shared the same skin color did-I cant. I can only be a person who is accepting of someone for being human. God created the human race, not the black race, not the white race....HUMAN race. I know there is racism on all sides, and it's a damn shame because we will never evolve to anything better until it's dismissed. Mostly, we really should start concerning only ourselves on this level because we have no control over others, but, we have complete control over how we handle our own lives, which then affects others....hopefully in a positive way. It starts with ourselves.
1 year ago
Wow I really got a kick out of his gig, but these ignorant comments are too much. PCRACIST is an idiot and probably an inbred hillbilly. White people are always screaming to get over slavery. 400 years of inhumanity and brutality are just a little hard to get over. I've found that when white people say stupid thing like "its the past, get over it" its usually the guilt they feel about their stupidity that really speaking. And to whomever that posted Whites
had DaVinci, Magellan, classics, etc. in their background, when they started interacting w/ Africa . Africans, as well as American Indians, were still in the stone age, beating rocks and sticks together...that's a crock! Europeans were the perpetrators of all evil and injustice that brought Native & African civilizations down. They introduced gunpowder, influenza and those Anglo-idiots even gave Native Americans blankets infected with the smallpox virus as a form of "extermination" .
Thats why whites in this country are a growing minority! They are mingling that pretty white blood with blacks and even Mexicans now. Thats why your young children are desparately trying to fit into the minority communities. They want to act like us, dress like us, sing like us...all they while you're dying away...so to all of those people on this board who wants us to forget about our past, give us some more time so that when your race dies out that ugly reminder of slavery will not be as evident. Ummm yeah, the day of the white man will soon be over, we'll let the hispanics have your spoils
2 years ago
Chris Rock is a funny funny guy but he like many need to take the retarded out of his gig, as there is nothing funny about being retarded. you never know what life will bring your way. people that have people in thier families are very ofended by this. it is not right!!!
2 years ago
When Europeans began interacting in Africa, they had DaVinci, Magellan, classics, etc. in their background. Africans, as well as American Indians, were still in the stone age, beating rocks and sticks together.
2 years ago
He's funny, but right on target. Laughter is good for the soul. Comedy is the best satire.
2 years ago
Thank you Truth!
2 years ago
Chris Rock still killin' em.

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2 years ago
Man I'm always surprised by the level of ignorance that white people and some misguided blacks can spew on the internet.

Will i usually just move on but I saw something here that i think needs to be addressed: The Ignorance of African History.

1. West African during the Middle Ages was one of the pinacles of human civilization. Mali, Songhai, Ancient Ghana, were all on par and in lots of ways superior in development than the rest of the world. The university of Timbuctoo was the most prestigious learning institute in the world.

2. Even though some tribes did sell their enemies, the majority of slaves came from raids by europeans, their were many tribes that were wiped out either fighting and dying to remain free or whole clans completely enslaved.

The irony is that many tribes that DID participate in the slave trade ended up being enslaved themselves.

3. people pointing to backward customs of some african tribes as being indicative of the whold continent.. Africa is HUGE about 4 times the size of the US with isolated tribes being so far removed from other tribes that they might as well be on different continents. What if we judged all white people by the likes of GW Bush? or the backward rednecks that hang nooses from trees?

anyways for more black history go here: www.neo-kem.com
2 years ago
Yeah them africans still got them soup bowls in their lips! With those dry floppy boobs and Ugga Booga talk! Everytime I buy some crack or smack in the ghettos I feel like I'm back in ugga boog land! White people ya'll just pasty with no color, smell like lettuce and always shifty like a kid in church. I don't trust your pinkish skin like a swine ass pig. Latinos hop around too much like mexican beans, they are only good for one thing and thats a thrusting into their Chicas fine backsides! AYYYYYYYYYE run run run!!!! The purest race is my race. Can you guess!
2 years ago
Yeah, ornamental or nipanese.
2 years ago
That is Hilarious. One of my favorite comedians
2 years ago
HELLO JERK OFFS
ONCE UPON A TIME BLACKS WERE CALLED NIGGERS
MEXICANS WERE CALLED WETBACKS
2 years ago
HELLO JERK OFFS
ONCE UPON A TIME BLACKS WERE CALLED NIGGERS
MEXICANS WERE CALLED WET BACKS
ORIENTALS WERE CALLED CHINKS
NOW BLACKS ARE REFERED TO AS AFRICAN AMERICANS
MEXICANS ARE REFERED TO AS HISPANICS OR MEXICAN AMERICANS
ORIENTALS ARE REFERED TO AS ASIAN AMERICANS
WHITES HAVE ALWAYS BEEN REFERED TO AS AMERICANS
AND THE AMERICAN INDIANS ARE REFERED TO AS NATIVE AMERICANS

YOU WANT POTICAL CORRECTNESS?
START REFERING TO WHITES AS EURPOEAN, RUSSIAN AMERICANS ETC
AND START CALLING THE AMERICAN INDIANS WHO THEY REALLY ARE
AMERICANS.
1 year ago
then what?
2 years ago
Chris Rock is the funniest comedian alive! He is intelligent, progressive and very wise. The other comedians out there don't have anything on him, they just say anything, Chris keep up the good work you are the best and smartest!
2 years ago
Tarhaka, you were on point with your post. You aptly pointed out the truth that one idiot was talking about the savage removal of the womans clitoris as being performed by one tribe. That ingorant fool tried to blame all of Africa on one tribe?


My personal comment:

I just watched the History Channels documentary on the KKK, and I have never seen a bunch of inbred gaggle of weak men in my life. They let those little con artist cajole and hoodwink them into dressing up like fools.

Their leaders were all weak little men who sought power due to the miserable lives they lived. They found those pack of dummies and sold them a bill of goods.

One leader was a pathetic eye doctor? Another was a salesman and the original founder a failed preacher? How does a preacher fail?

Then don't forget the all important leader of the hoozier state who kidnapped, raped and savagely chewed up a girl he fancied. Ate her like a cannible? And they went on to call African Americans savages?

I feel sorry for the rude comments other racist fools have posted on here. I will bet any photo of these runts will show what I am talking about. Weak little men.


Now I know one of those 15 year olds are going to resort to some childish comments, so let's see what they do next.
2 years ago
To Truth. Good words were never spoken more truly. Let me add that the Zulu and many other African nations had a highly developed society. The zulu's had astronomy and surgeons. They even had a system of astrology similiar to what was practiced far north of them.

With history we only hear what the winners of wars tell us. I live in American and had my eyes opened long ago to truth. Only the sheep will follow what is sold and told out there as history.
1 year ago
All I have to say is Jena!!
1 year ago
Lots of angry folks in here, damn! Ignorance is not a race but rather a state of mind. I don't have any resentment towards any race because its just plain stupid. I just try to stay clear of stupid people.
1 year ago
OOOKAY!!! Thanks for the history 101, kinda misinformative, but some truth, but my comment is about ethnical referencing (101). if you so choose to read on. Notice that people from other counties are refered by recogegnition of their country followed by American ie: mexican, asian, african, so on and so forth. Now for my main point, Native American is a proper name for the Indian Nation, this is how it became so:
1. Native: one born or connected with a place by birth, an original inhabitant.
2. America: A name for a land that was freed from oppression and tyranny; hencefoth " American".
3. Indian: A name giving by an idiotic explorer who thought he was in India.
Thank you.
I am a Native Hawaiian, who is proud to be an American.

I would love to see Chris Rock do a skit on this, haha, he could really kickass with this. CHRIS ROCKS!!!! YOU GO BRUDDA!!!!!
1 year ago
TO ALL YOU DUMB F**KS, THIS COUNTRY IS IN "DEEP TROUBLE" DUE TO THE IGNORANCE OF YOUR WHINING AND RACISM. WE AS A COUNTRY ARE "HATED" ALL AROUND THE WORLD,BLACK, WHITE, WHATEVER YOU ARE, AS LONG AS YOU CALL AMERICA HOME, SO YOUR ASSES BETTER GET ON BOARD , BECAUSE IF NOT, WE'LL BE OVERTHROWN BY THESE EXTREMISTS, WHO DON'T CARE ABOUT DYING, ESPECIALLY TO KILL A BUNCH OF AMERICANS, ie "WORLD TRADE CENTER" DID ALL YOUR DUMB, WHINING, SILLY RACIST RANTING AND COMPLAINING MAKE YOU FORGET WHAT BEING AMERICAN IS ALL ABOUT?! YOU'D BETTER GET ON THE BALL QUICK, BECAUSE THERE'S A BUNCH OF STUFF THAT THE MEDIA, DOES NOT TELL YOU AND YOU'LL SOON SEE WHO YOUR REAL ENEMY IS...AND HE WON'T BE EATING FRIED CHICKEN, WATERMELON OR DRINKING A 40 (PCRACIST)
1 year ago
and I thought I would only find a bunch of idiots on myspace, you people with the all these emotional BS statements need to spend more time coming up with solutions to these problems than these dumb ill thought out slanderous statements (on both sides)

uallsuck wow I though I was the only person that feels this way, well said, the only thing I want to remember about the past is how mistakes were made so I can learn from it, change and attempt to change others, your right , we (Americans) are hated by the world and these idiots are wasting time trying to come up with different ways to hate and how others hate on them. SAD!

and to all you idiots that do research to find information so they can pat their race on the back or collect brownie points, impress me by using that information to find and execute solutions so we all can live in peace.

when those planes hit those buildings the good from evil or white from black did not separate they all died, and if you idiots don't see that, we are in more trouble than I thought, bad enough that I'm worried about these other idiots on myspace are destined to be our future

we're all in trouble unless we collectively do something
1 year ago
mr ears hurt please dont yell.
1 year ago
Celebrate the past that brings you joy and forget the past you do not.

I started a long rant about how I disagreed with what abrotherfromphilly and others had said, but after reading a bit more to make counterpoints I came to a sad realization that, to put it simply, you are all going to hell.

You all believe the crap that the liberal media has been spewing for years. Lying to you and telling you that others are lying. With the corruption that has entered into all of you I expect you to blow me off as a nut job, but I hope this helps at least one person.

Seek god and he will make it clear.
1 year ago
Hmmm, I must not be able to read correctly, but wasn't it the Portuguese that first brought the slave trade to this country? I think we should all hate the Portuguese. Now, after that silly statement, I feel there are evil people of all colors, faiths, beliefs, etc. They are totally without any feelings for anyone. You don't need a certain skin to be anti-social or greedy. And, we've all had experiences where we've been treated badly. That can either teach you that you don't like that kind of behavior and your resolve not to act like a dope or like that other person or it can teach you you need to get back at that person and, in effect, you just become like them. As for politics, all of the candidates need a wake up call. How have we gone back to this stupid way of electing people? None of them have shown me anything. I want Harry Truman back... someone who's not afraid to speak their mind, and not afraid to tackle the problems in this country. So far, all I hear is diatribe professing how good they are, and how they're gonna change things... ok, HOW? Spell it out. The only one who's come close to that is Hillary.
1 year ago
agreed
1 year ago
Damn, we just can't laugh at the funny guy!!! It's all about the BS he's funny he even thought himslef funny because he couldn't get the joke out. If the man is funny then that's that. I will not even comment on the ignorance of the past posts they will have their Karma to deal with
1 year ago
Hello everybody....Is....this....the...Chris Rock video comment section? LMAO... I just wanted to leave a short comment about the V-I-D-E-O???? Well....? Chris that was damn funny... Ok folks tryin' have a nice day on here???
1 year ago
i think there are alot of young people commenting on this site. i am a 38 year old women who was raised in the south. I have been called the N word once and only once by a pregnant lady in a drive thru who got pissed about her food coming too slow. I was 15 and I blame it on hormones and I let it go. i have had a few other situations that race was clearly a factor however for the most part race is not a huge factor in my life. Taxes, gas prices, stocks, job security, keeping the bad guys off the planes are what my concerns are. History is great, it can impower you and for that reason only it is important. Learn, Live and Love that's what it's really all about.
1 year ago
all you racists out there are so tough when you talk trash from a safe distance. Let's see if you guys or girls have the guts or BALLS enough to say the same stuff yall write to someone's face!!! i bet yall are too scared or cowardly to do it. Most of you are probably scared of your own shadow!!! Stop being punks and me a grown up for once!!! Trust me, i am a man, and if i ever see one of yall, and u do have the nerve, TRY ME COWARDS!!!
1 year ago
Wow your really know how to over do it. may I throw my 2 cents in.
Nothing compares to the hostage times (slavery).
Black people are the only people ever legislated out of society.
What black people express is not racism. It is responsive. Stop blocking our progress (Preventing us from jobs and promotions, loans at the banks) and stop hurting us for no reason and you will not see the revenge. Let me have the list of white people shot 50 times or just the list of white people shot by the police accidently. Even the cops who are shot tragically and or accidently seem to all be black.

Just leave us the (don't make me curse) alone. And you will see a beautiful country. When my great grand father had the ability to run his own company the whites burned it down and said see he can't be no business man. Especialy since the insurance wouldn't pay on the claim even though they took the money and then said (what difference does it make.)

And we should know our history just like everyone else. So stop telling us to forget it. Forget Shakespeare and all the Greek stuff and the revolutionary war. Take down all the pictures of past presidents and stop making history a requirement to graduate college if it is not important.

Obama will be good for the imagery of Black people especially my children so that they can see that what is said here is true. That any one living in America can grow up to be PRESIDENT not just white men.

Let the white children see that what they have been told is a bunch of (don't make me curse). That people are people.

Just stop blocking me and do not get mad when I hit you back because you hit me first. Do you notice that what black people are doing is retalliating. If you want it to stop leave us alone.

And of course vote for Obama.

For you economic issues and for your learning, and for self teaching, and just palin old making yourself better go to:
http://drodgers.successuniversity.com

Because it doesn't matter in the end if you can't eat and feed your family. So let us band together and help each other.

What do you say. I am not in hiding. Drop me an email at:
dannysprocard@yahoo.com
1 year ago
abrotherfromphilly thanks for blasting real history and not His Story. That is the book adon got a hold of or maybe going by the brothers that hide under sheets. As for pc (racist) Y'all got your money worth and then some. You found out that the darker the berry the sweeter the juice wasn't a myth!!! Yeah y'all bought us fair and square just like Bush won the elections in Florida fair and square.
1 year ago
I feel compelled to check an assumption and ask a furthering question to remarks made by:
squirrelofdoom7
months agowhen will you people stop your whining about the past or trying to make me feel guilty about it?get a job and get over it! and yes lets hope obama is president.your FEMA gold card and a check will be in the mail.great.thats why i love to pay taxes

First, who are you people? And when does acknowledging documented historical (it's obvious that you are not enlightened or have no empathy) data speak for itself - no guilt transferred to your status.

Whether or not a republican or demorcrat is elected to the White House - no one worth their salt wants to pay cumbersome taxes for goverment programs. I say that in point because we all have our transgressions and should reconcile them as we know it (them).

For me I have a flourishing career, family and financial well being not to have (as you) wait on a check from FEMA. That is not to say, that my (our) life circumstances should not look out for our fellow citizens who may be less fortunate than us.

I challenge you to look to the greater good in ALL of our differences and NOT to look for ones own self serving issues of guilt (that you employ on yourself) to hide the real issues that are reality for others.

Respectfully,

KBF
1 year ago
WOW! Get a grip! It is funny and it is SNL in case you hadn't noticed.
Get over yourself!

"Z"
1 year ago
I have never done this before but I just couldn't resist. I am a black person living in Belgium (Europe). Racism here cannot be described. I ahve been looking forward to going back to the States so that my children can have the life they deserve. I just cannot believe that for the past 7 months or so people have spent the time humiliating themselves and others with their comments. I do not think that you realize what it is to be an american nowadays ( black, white , arabic or else). Try asking those who travel or leave abroad and they'll tell you. My 14 year old son is afraid to speak English when we meet
the arabs here and it hurts me because I grew up loving people for who they are. I can honestly say that it has become scary to think that I want to bring my kids to you people. At least I know I'm not wanted here. But I need to seriously think it over. America the Beautiful, what has become of you?
While I try to find the answer, I will continue to admire people like Chris Rock who brings home to us when we are far.
May God be with you the lucky ones who are in a place that yoiu can call home.
1 year ago
AMERICANS ARE NOT FOOLISH, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THEIR INTELLIGENCEFrom the results of this primary, it is obvious that the majority of voters desire and want Obama and do not want the Clintons again with their scandals and bags of tricks back in the White House. They do not want an ex-President who seduced a 19 yr old intern who was old enough to be his daughter, and furthermore, sexually molested her by sticking a lit cigarette in her private part!!! If you have a teenage daughter, would you like any man to stick a lit cigarette in her private part???? Now, imagine the President of America, the greatest nation in the world doing that and also lying about it!!! Think of the damage to the reputation of America that this has done before the whole world. This man has made America the butt of jokes all over the world. Is this the man you want back in the while house with the wife as the President? I think some Americans are fools, but the majority are wise and know better. Nobody should underestimate the intelligence of Americans. America is not the greatest country in the world because Americans are foolish but because they are the smartest and the most pragmatic people. If Billary tries to manipulate her way to win the nomination by using the super delegates, there would be a very out cry in America and it will not succeed because millions of Americans would not tolerate that injustice and would be out in full force on the streets to protest and there could be serious repercussions for the democrats. It may cause them to lose the election to the GOP! secret33.com/home-based-business-program
1 year ago
My idea is that most African Americans are oblivious of history. If they know history, they would know that Caucasian people have been enslaving, raping, murdering and exploiting each other for thousands of years before African slavery. They had spent the past 2000 yrs fighting wars among themselves. From Alexander the Great to Adolf Hitler and Ronald Reagan and Now President Bush. Their history is the history of wars and destruction! So African slavery was just their update in this senseless wanton exploitation and destruction of human lives for profit and gain.
And as of today, they are still fighting. They have not stopped because it is in their genes and blood. The Caucasian race was created by a race of warrior Gods from outer space called the Anunnaki's. If you want to understand the Caucasians and their bloodthirstiness, then study their creator, the Anunnakis! Africans are also warlike, murderous and evil but not to be compared to the Caucasians. The reason is that their creators, who also created the Africans gave them more of their genetic material than the Africans. So, they are more devious and evil than Africans. That is why they are creating all the machines, technology, computers, airplane, spaceships, atomic bombs, processed foods, factories, cars and all the modern consumer goods today. The Anunnaki encoded the information to create all these technologies, in their genes. So they can create things but Africans cannot create because this information was not encoded in their genes! This is the truth. Africans are evil. But Caucasians are more evil. Both were created by the same beings, the Anunnakis, who were also the epitome of evil. Like the creator the father, like the children, the sons and daughters. The Anunnaki god who created the Caucasians was Enlil and his son Nanna, aka Jehovah, who hated human beings and made many attempts to destroy us. The Annunaki god who created the first human beings, Adam, and then later, a genetically advanced human being, Adapa was Enki, aka Ptah of Egypt.
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1 year ago
scogostology...

That has to be the DUMBEST explantion of how the human race was created. I mean come on, I have heard some weird theories, but you have went too far with your ignorance. There is only ONE creator and that is the Lord God from Heaven above! I pray for your soul I really do. God Bless
1 year ago
Amazing; for someone to 'have went' too far with their ignorance. That's the problem, ignorant people claiming superiority. The video is hillarious. If you've lost the ability to laugh at yourself, then you may as well just give up on any sort of happiness in the future.
1 year ago
Hey summerrain08:

You said:

"That has to be the DUMBEST explantion of how the human race was created. I mean come on, I have heard some weird theories, but you have went too far with your ignorance. There is only ONE creator and that is the Lord God from Heaven above! I pray for your soul I really do. God Bless"

I am rolling on the floor laughing very loudly because you said my explanation is the dumbest! It sounds dumb to you because YOU ARE DUMB and do not know the true history of human beings. You need to go to the library and borrow a few books and read. It is obvious you are an illiterate, so your dumbness can be understood. 80% of human beings are dumb, so you have company. You are not alone.

The one true God that you refer to was an ancient astronaut, called Enki (the Serpent god, aka Ptah of Egypt, aka "E.A" who was the creator of human beings on Earth.

When you talk of "Heaven", you may not know it but it is the planet where these ancient astronauts, the Anunnaki's came from (Nibiru).

I am sure the only history of humanity you are familiar with is what you read in the Bible. That may explain your dumbness.

The Bible is just a re-wiritten account of what I am telling you.

When the Jews went into captivity in Babylon about 700 BC, they had access to this history of the Anunnakis and copied and re-wrote it.

Nanna, the son of Enlil became Jehovah of the Bible, and Enki, the creator of human beings became the serpent god.

The Bible is hostile to Enki because the Jews was aligned to Enlil, the crazy terror Annunaki god who hated human beings and wanted them destroyed by flood.

It is very strange how human beings worship the evil, hateful Anunnaki god (JEHOVAH) who hated them and wanted them destroyed, while the benevolent god, (ENKI, E.A, PTAH) who created them and saved them, they do not know!!!

That is one reason I said 80% of human beings are idiots and dumb and you are on top of the list!!!!

The old testament Bible was written by Ezra and his priests. The story is true except that it was copied and re-written from Babylonian records and the scenes in the story were moved to Palestine.

The same thing is true with the new testament.

There was no historical human being called Jesus Christ who lived in Palestine 2000 yrs ago.

All the books of new testament were written by Piso, aka Flavius Josephus, who was half Roman citizen and half Jew.

The story of Jesus Christ is just a re-written account of the story of Egyptian Isis, Horus, Osiris and Seth, the half human and half Anunnaki gods, who were the children of Maduk (Ra), the son of Enki, the creator of human beings.

Go to your library and start reading up buddy instead of attacking me and shamelessly making your ignorance public.
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1 year ago
I am impresses with the history lesson I have recieved today. I never knew that people are still making certain comments about "getting over it" and about how we were created. You see I have learned by experience that when tell someone to get over something, it's usually something that you don't want to deal with because it's not you that is affected by the problem. I think about what my ancestors went through and yes it does hurt me and sometimes makes me angry, but you know what makes me even angrier that all that they have fought for and died for, I, as well as some other blacks have let them down. Yes we are still facing some racism, but we don't have to stooped down to what certain people expect of us. They expect us to fail and not amount to anything, and what do some of us do, exactly that. I am guilty of that and when I realized what foolishness I was apart of, I had to straighten up. Also if you went through what a lot of other races went through, then you wouldn't say get over it. See you have had to experience something as harsh as those races back then went through. And yes we cant do nothing about what happened then, but we can strive to make changes to prevent some things from occuring now. The most important thing now is that we have all races fighting a war together against a people who are not afraid to die for what they believe in so if you want to comment on anything, let's think of solutions and not add more problems ok? Now fo rthe person who feels that humans are ignorant for who they believe created them, I applaude you because at least you are willing to speak on the god you serve, so now I am going to speak on mine. Iserve the one and only true God who is in heaven and you too will meet Him and when you do arise from being on your knees, yo ulet Him know that, but if you should really want to know Him before judgement day, it is now that you can ask Jesus to com e into your life and I guarantee you will feel so much better and have so much knowledge because that where true knowledge come from. That statement is opened to whoevers reads this ! Amen
1 year ago
EVERYBODY--- this is NOT SOCIOLOGY---HUMAN ANATOMY---PshyCOlogy... ITS A F'n JOOOOOOOOOOOOOKEE... everyone feelings get's involved. a JOOOOKKEEE -- :) Much Love
1 year ago
Abrotherfromphilly
Listen, I feel your pain and the pain of your brothers, now and from the past. As a white girl, I am not proud of the way things happened, and the way things continue to do so, but I feel the bitterness in your heart can only feed the fuel of hatred and segregation. Like using violence to disarm violence, it only keeps the wheel turning and puts limitations to change. ..Look into your heart, there is always a way to see beyond..and not let this ignorance destroy your integrity..
1 year ago
Ok, all you "African Americans" who keep justifying bitching and moaning about this: did you get "stolen" from Africa? Where you enslaved? Nooooooo!! So for Christ's sake, drop it. I understand it was f'd up but it doesn't give you the right to bitch about it. I'm sick of AA's having this bad attitude towards whites because of the past, like I'm the one who beat your great grandfather. I DIDN'T!!! So don't use that as an excuse to be all pissy. You're just using the past as a reason to hate, just like my ancestors did. So drop it, my first best friend was black and so was my first girlfriend. But it's ok for you guys to hate me because my ancestors beat yours. . . Fucking pathetic.
1 year ago
It's amazing how we waste valuable time arguing over unnecessary issues.......Black people we need to stop hating and pointing fingers and start optimizing all the resources we have available to us to improve our personal lives, families and communities....... How about we use the time to beat the white people at their own game, rather than engage in meaningless rhetoric about slavery and reparations.

One question I consistently ponder though is why?

Black people in America are called African-Americans, Asian people are called Asian Americans, Native Indians are called Native Americans, but White people are not called European Americans, considering thats where they came from.

It reflects how pompous white people are, they are claiming America be ligitimately theirs, implying that every other ethnic group is trespassing.......

I say to my people go to college, stop glorifying violence, gangsterism, lewdness and debauchery, invest your wealth in your own communities and stop belittling each other.... I say to all the multi-millionaire gangster rappers, give a scholarship to a poor black kid, build some low income housing in black communities and rent them, sponsor education programmes that benefit black kids instead of wasting all your money on gaudy platinum chains, cristal champagne, 10 pairs of gucci shoes.....you get the message............Jamaican with an MBA.
1 year ago
I got so caught up in this useless rhetoric I forgot to give Chris Rock his props on another funny as hell performance...........He's the funniest.
1 year ago
As a older black woman working in corporate american, I to believe we should let it go but white people please try to understand that it would be easier to let it go if we didn't have to continue experiencing that same old hatred every day of our life. We see it on the news everyday but more importantly we live it everyday. I promise, if we could just see something that even remotely resembles justice and equality for all, we could get over it.
1 year ago
Umm! I thought we were here to comment on the video. Just to fit in we were all born as green people who were raised by the purple people. Blahblah blahblah blah get over it. Blah blah blah get a job. All the blue race people are idiots. The world is full of assholes of all colors. Blah blah blah blah! I like the video it's funny and true. Blah blah don't say retarded say blah blah. If you don't believe what I'm saying than you are a racist. One last thing we were all bought out in the stock market by orange people and than sold to the world of the hateful pink people. BBBBLLLLLAAAAAAAAHHHHH! THANKS FOR LISTENING
1 year ago
SCOGOLOGY OR WHATEVER WTF. WTF WTF WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT .
UALLSUCK AND IFUONLYKNEW I agree with everything you both said
1 year ago
What is wrong with you fricken people... it's a joke. The man's a comedian. The sh** is funny. One of the things that bothers me about people in this country is the inability to laugh at ourselves. Lighten up.. we need to stop taking everything so seriously
this is incredible. my friend sent me Chris Rock skit and it was entertaining.
As for us, hopefully and prayerfully, one day, it will all work out for the good of all men. We are all one in Christ Jesus. God bless.
1 year ago
kidsmeal and old school mom, i wish there were more people posting like you. Yes, we enslaved a people for 400 years, and it still shows. All that is now is built upon history, and understanding the history is a way of navigating the present. Taking a positive approach is SOOOO important, and comedians like Chris Rock allow us to laugh at these painful realities. Hopefully throughout the next generations (we'll have better education) stupid comments like many of those above will dwindle and die. I hope the best for you two.
1 year ago
STOP FUCKIN DEBATING THIS TOPIC! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY VIDEO, AND YOU PEOPLE RUINED IT. GLUMBERT IS NOT THE PLACE FOR AN ETHICAL DISCUSSION. SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, NO MATTER WHAT RACE OR NATIONALITY YOU ARE, YOU COUNTRY/RACE HAS DONE ALOT OF BAD THINGS SO JUST ACCEPT IT AN MOVE ON!
1 year ago
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1 year ago
What is all the hoopla about? We all know that the only people who are to be blamed are the Chinese. It was they who armed those rapacious barbarians of old with the power of gunpower, so that they could more effectively conquer, destroy, and feed their greed. And what's the idea of telling others to go back if they don't like it here. The only people who can call this land home are the Indians. All others are thieves or abductees.
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