glumbert

he's in Iraq...

thanks for mentioning that you have lifted my curse.

Only someone who calls themselves "skidmark" would think it is cool to post "first"

Will someone PLEASE let semantix post first!

Just once.

So he can feel that special feeling.

Of 'firstness'

Without the 'ness' bit obviously.

And ZIS.. iz vy your vaunted SS schturmtrupers gotten ze shitten kickedsen outazum

Ze drilling iz ze key mein fuhrer

Yarrol mein chimpanzeegruhpenfuhrer

No vun noticed zat litel gaffe.

Zey ver concentrating (excuzen zee pun) upon listening to zee uber DJ Lord Haw Haw viz Fraulein Tokyo Rose az zee supoorting act.

Zey ver, az vas said back in zer day, rippin zee veels of steel

Und a vee vodka qvaffing young pimp by zer name of vasily zeitzef vas reaching out to touch our baboonenwermacht in nicht such a gut vay

Za song of ze day I beleef vas, ' Reach out and touch some schturmtruper's head, make zis vurld a better place viz a 7.65mm"

LMFAO!

Indeed I vas from zee great Rhineland. Oh for zee days of leibensraum. Zee fields and zeefree und fecund frauleinen frolicking zer in!

Sadly I vas spiritid out of zee faderland ven zee schwein tommy spy found me in possession of some plans of unfortunate importance.

I beleef zee contents of zees plans made zemselfs apparent upon our littel yellow peril alliez in zee far, far east.

Und I had been led to beleef I vas producing zee firework display for zee great fuhrer's birthday. Scheise!

I never even got to vatch

lol

Sucks knowing a woman can replace you too! Nice post Used!

oh shut up

miss...do come back. Being "put off" seems to be an integral part of the Glumbert experience...one develops a callous on one's senses after a while. Sort of makes you bullet-proof...and, you may just attract supporters.

Hey chaz

Thanks but don't encourage me. I have better things to do than to post to Glumbert all day like this randall flagg dude does.

and todays "special ingredient" was chimp !