Well thats nothing compared to how cattle are handled. I grew up next to a transportation depot for beef cattle. There were many that didn't survive the cross country trip in cattle trucks. Often they would end up with broken legs and diseased. If they couldn't walk they were shot and taken to a hilltop where the workers left them out to rot. My dog used to drag cow pieces back home all the time. It was gross. These little guys getting bounced around and sprayed with some weird crap isn't too bad.
A friend of mine used to work at a chicken process plant. Think the name was Facenda Chicken or something like that.
He worked in the section where they cleaned and restacked the plastic crates that the adult chickens would arrive. These crates went through a real stingent cleaning process - high pressure water jets, chemicals etc...
Every once in a while a live chicken would get stuck in the crates and would end up going through the cleaning process. The water jets weren't sufficient to kill the chicken but they blasted the feathers off it.
The cleaning chemicals then turned it blue.
Invariably the cleaning process dislodged these poor chickens.
Apparently a couple of times a day they'd be chasing bright blue featherless chickens around their section.
I used to live near a thoroughbred track. If you think cattle are treated bad, take a look at "the sport of kings"! I will never forget what went on at that track.
If we were all informed about the "living" conditions, the hormones, the antibiotics, the pesticides and the way food animals are slaughtered (factory farms) I don't think we would eat as many farmed animals. It isn't like it used to be, the free range thing that's for sure. That's why I hunt, got a freezer full of wild game mmmmm...now if only a wild chicken would fly by!
How do zey know none of zese birds are retarded? I sink I vonce ate a retarded chicken. It vas very good, but a day later I began to speak in an American accent.
Sankyou randalflagg! Zer seems to be ein vealth of kvite interesting opinions on zis Glumbert. Vith some training, zee Americans can become ein kvite amusing people. I am learning kvite kvickly. How do you say - Fuck zee nignogs und die mutterfokkers!! Zis is ein appropriate comment vith vich to join zee club, night wahr?
This little creatures are starting to organize!! Dammit! It's only a matter of time before they rise up, rebel and SLAUGHTER US ALL!!! We'll be finished as a species!! And then you know what you'll have??
A WORLD RUN BY THESE LITTLE BLOODSUCKERS!! In short.....
A WORLD RULED BY A PLANET OF CHICKS!!!
(-------a bastardized quote from "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes", APJAC Productions, starring Roddy McDowell, Natalie Trundy and Ricardo Montalban, in a small--but effective---cameo role).
At least they are still cute at this stage. You should post a video of what happens next -- you wouldn't want to eat anything that comes from these factory farms.
Anyone see that Dirty Jobs episode on the Discovery Channel about chick sexing? Quite possibly the most humiliating experience any chick will ever have to go through. Except possibly going down the wrong chute, being naked and all..
Danke Herr Canuck! Zis vos ein typographical error - I haf lashed meinself repeatedly mit barbed vire since noticing it. Sank Gott zehr are people like you out zehr to spot such zings. I vill of course be keeping a close watch on your postings in case you make ein booboo....
Ach so Canuck... As mein freund ze admittedly largely discredited shpy James Bond shays - Never shay never again....
I haf never eaten strudel - how do you say, it sucks like a Hamburg harlot?
Ah, Berlin.... It could all haf been so different if ze damned Russians had left us alone. But Mako, Hamburg is ein wunderbar city. Ladyboys everywhere - so Canuck vould feel at home.
You are kvite right, Herr Canuck. Like ze Spartans, mein Unterseebooten crews made vith ze "sving both ways", as you English say. Do you haf ein problem vith zis? Shnuggling up in ze bunk, vot could be nicer zan reaching out fur ein comrade mit ein villie und titties? Zehr gut fur morale!!!!
At last, mein freund Canuck! You haf understood ze point of mein posts. Mein voice is actually ein kvite mellow baritone, mit ein touch of castrato creeping in ven I become over-excited, vich is often, especially ven fearofflying treats me like ein geshitten doormat. Some say mein tones pervade zer very dreams, eventually causing ein rare form of insanity. How does zis skvare vith your perceptions?
And please...if you speak to me in my dreams....please try to do it with Bachs Fugue in D Minor playing in the background. It would lend a certain .....oh I dunno....ambience to the whole thing.
(I snap off a salute, and and I head back across the P.O.W. compound, towards the barracks, where I shall resume my tunnel-digging operation).
Guten morgen Herr Canuck. Mein only copy of ze Toccata und Fugue vas lost in ze Reichstag fire. However, I hope you enjoyed ze Horst Wessel Song remix starring Elizabeth Schwarzkopf und P Diddy.
I am heppy you find mein musical tastes somewhat amusing, Herr Canuck. Perhaps I vill send ein full list soon. Mein personal favourite at ze moment is ein vinyl by ze Berlin Symphony Orchestra (unfortunately conducted by ze Eenglish schweinhund Simon Rattle) of ze boy band ze Beatles' greatest composition, Obladi Oblada, which includes ein doppel flugelhorn cadenza most atmospherically played by Hans und Lotte Haas.
In mein collection, zer is also ein very rare version of "She Taught me to Yodel", recorded at ein rodeo in Calgary by ein young holidaymaker, Donald Rumsfield. Vot zis lacks in polish, is more zan made up for by enthusiasm.
Guten abend Herr Mako. You must excuse me if I cannot give ein vitty reply to your post, but Herr Rabz has told me elsevere on ze site how to improve meinself so zat I become ein serious Fuhrer. Sank Got ve still haf people of his kvolity in ze vorld to prevent untermenschen like us from lapsing below his high intellectual standards. I sink ve should engage in ein meaningful debate vith him on ein regular basis. After all, ze Glumbert site is ein perfect place for sensible philosophers such as he to educate ze likes of us. I remember ein teacher of mine in Wien who had ein similar outlook. Ve cut off his testicles und fed them to his mutter. But zat vos just for ein laugh!
Jahrol - zis I sink Herr Rabz vud enjoy immensely.
I like to experience his humour und, how ze cheese munchen surrender baboonen say, joi de vivre. It is most enlightening und reminds me of zee happy days spent throwing zee juden in zee vell.
Herr Rabz appearz to enjoy zee self flagulation und zerefore perhaps ve should consider ze same tveatment for him as was dealt to your teacher frund. I sink again he vud enjoy. Nein?
Rabz ist ein Dumkopf! I can imagine him in ze throes of sexual pleasure - on, how do you say, ze vinegar strokes - und searching deep into his soul to discover vy he is enjoying zis act. Und he probably skveels like ein Puerto Rican choirboy ven he ejaculates. Zen he goes to ze confessional und bleats lie ein sheep lamb. I vood aufcutten his gonads und feed zem to my Chihuahua!
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