WTF! Don't assume all guys go out and get fucked before getting married. I think once you make a commitment, you stick with it. Too bad this bitch can't keep her legs closed. I for one feel sorry for the groom.
I heard a cool way to fix this problem. Take a quarter, put it between her knees , and tell her that if she ever drops the quarter, you'll cut her thumbs off. HA!
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