Burger Mouth Explosion

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First:gymyg
3 months ago
what now
3 months ago
dick
3 months ago
you get a cookie
3 months ago
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcookies
3 months ago
Where did the octopus go? Is he a calamari burger now?
3 months ago
don't know, that was strange
3 months ago
he's painting the elephant, yea that's where he went.
3 months ago
The funny thing about the invisible elephant is that that video is doing just as well as the actual videos. I think that means something, but what?
3 months ago
OHHHHHHHHHHburgersmMMMMMMMMMMMMuuuuuuuuuuuuuM
3 months ago
I think I just puked a little in my mouth...is that the explosion you were talking about?
3 months ago
It wasn't puke, but it might have been an explosion. B-Love???
3 months ago
sinkingboat69 and gymyg.

- you both seem to have a fixation with B-love is there something you would like to announce?
3 months ago
first
3 months ago
first bite?
3 months ago
LOL. Randaloserflag
3 months ago
Brownlove would like the cums in your mouth part.
3 months ago
gymyg and sinkingboat69

- you both seem to have a fixation with B-love is there something you would like to announce?
3 months ago
backbone, I mean B-Love, would you love to join us in some good old fashioned Buffalo sex??
3 months ago
I hereby Post first!! under article 125 section 4 paragraph 6 ! Any glumerterians failing to claim posting first after doing thereof,so gives up that post or any claim of post thereafter on the thread thus in dispute!!

FFFFFFiRRRRRssssssssst! SUCKERS!!!
3 months ago
I hereby claim 3.14159, and this will be the only time.
3 months ago
..and yes oh yes, it's supposed to rhyme.
3 months ago
pie= whatever=first
3 months ago
OK...

did he say, "it's good to pleasure yourself once a week." ??
3 months ago
yeah haha and he said you take one bite and it all cums in your mouth
3 months ago
the bite part sounds harsh;
3 months ago
I'm not a grumpy old man - really, I'm not!

But here we go again - Drivel.
3 months ago
Are we being a bit grumpy today, old man? ;)
3 months ago
LMAO!
3 months ago
North America, always coming up with new, tastier, faster, more efficient ways...........to kill ourselves.
3 months ago
That and a bottle of Jameson's Whiskey! To make that quick death much more sweeter!
3 months ago
Randal ever try Ahtol Brose? (sp)
3 months ago
Hahaha, wow that guy is just one huge innuendo...
He couldn't have said it any worse
3 months ago
the dude just likes having big pieces of meat cum in his mouth.
3 months ago
There's somethimg that is really bugging me

News from afghanistan. KARZAI brother biggest Heroin dealer in Afghanistan
see: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w8Z059OJZ41.) 98% of the worlds heroin is produced by afghanistan,
2.) The united states is the largest money laundering country in the world
3.) the regulatory agencies which oversee the seizure of liquid assets from drug cartels has been systematically de-funded and marginalized by the federal government.
4.) the biggest supporters of the "war on drugs" are those people who benefit financiallly...police organizations, corporate prison industries (Wackenhut et. al.)
and drug cartels (and those they own)
5.) The most powerful political force in Mexico, Columbia, Burma and Bolivia are
drug cartels
6.) before drugs were regulated by the federal government ~1.6% of the U.S. poulation were addicts, after bilions of dollars and countless number of ruiined lives ~1.6% of the population are addicts.
7.) America now incarcerates a much greater % of their population than any civilized country in the history of the world...that includes russia, china, and south affrica during apartied....... apx 80% are in for drug related offenses.
8.) Their is a strong historical link between the CIA, war and drugs
(i personally believe it still exists)
9.) here is an interesting solution
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LayaGk0TMDc
3 months ago
the first link was screwed up see;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w8Z059OJZ4
3 months ago
In small towns the big news is always a drug bust. In my town they got a big(?) dealer with 1/2 lbs, $280 and a deer gun. By the time it reached court, it was tons, millions and weapons. He got probation, what a waste of town funds and manpower.
We have a unsolved murder from 2000, a kid. You would think this would use up the resources, but no, it's the war on drugs.
When I was in college in Texas in the 60s, you could get life for pot, it really hasn't changed that much.
3 months ago
Hey gymyg in my town it was a five dollar fine, written up like a parking ticket! I have no problem with pot smokers it undeniably should be legalized, I have NEVER had a problem with a pot head, just those f-ing drunks LOL! I have many friends that died of drinking, be it drunk driving, hit by a drunk, one was murdered by a drunken fool, I have several friends that are alcoholics, one is dying of pancreatic cancer (they say most likely from heavy alcoholism) and on and on it goes...now for the pot angle...not one person I know has any problems resulting from years and years of smoking the stuff and I know big pot heads in very "high" places! I heard or read the other day that if all the pot "criminals" were let out of prison there would be a surplus of cash and space in the prison system and the millions upon millions of dollars used to pursue and prosecute those pot types could be used to go after "real" criminals.

In my mind how the heck could tobacco and alcohol be legal (without even a prescription) and pot not be? Isn't it ironic!
3 months ago
The prison business IS VERY BIG business. Hence everything we do is a felony, no matter how minor. Its a numbers game, and the legislatures are a big part of the business.

Murderers don't really count, percentage wise, so they are not worth the effort.

Yet another way of raping the taxpayer, both figuratively and literally.
3 months ago
ps i don't support drug use
nor do i use them myself
3 months ago
ok now i'll shut up...
didn't realize it would be that long when i started
oh yeah one more thing...2 of the 5 biggest states for drug running and money laundering had a bush as governor, texas and florida
coincidence? maybe
ok now i shut up
3 months ago
Excellent point
3 months ago
Lets not forget that the pharmaceutical industry relied heavily on Afghanistan's production of opiates. There are so many opiate derived drugs that a large supplier is necessary, and the opium based drugs are their best sellers.

The Taliban was destroying the opium business in Afghanistan, and it had to be restored.

Remember: http://opioids.com/afghanistan/index.html
3 months ago
good post podster i like the quote "The Drug Enforcement Administration declined to comment."
HA!!!
i bet they did
they were probably seething ...
3 months ago
Cum,

in my mouth?

It's more likely than you think.
3 months ago
thats what I thought he said also. Thought i was hearing stuff.
3 months ago
I also feel guilty for the fact I "pleasure myself" not once but several times a week.
3 months ago
Von should not feel guilty about "pleasuring vonself".

I vos known in mein youth as ze greatest masturbator in Prussia. Und it never did me any harm.
3 months ago
...is there a contest for this?? How do you win this title??
3 months ago
Fraulein Goldbardeb!

Modesty prohibits me from going into detail on ze rules of zis tournament.
Suffice to say, aids vere permitted, und I alvays found recordings of Elizabeth Schwarkkopf singing Schubert und photographs of ze magnificent Fraulein Fay Wray being clasped my ze giant monkey King Kong helpful in achieveing mein ends.
Interestingly, und unknown to most historians, ze fat idiot Goering vonce entered ze Prussian State Vanking Championships. His technique vos so laughable zat ze judges awarded him "nil points". He did, however, receive ze booby prize (ein night vith Marlene Dietrich's poodle).
Ze rest, as zey say, is history....
3 months ago
ROTFLMAO!! So THAT's where the vanker in adolfvanker came from. It's all good!!
3 months ago
As someone recently pointed out, the best parts of Glumbert are the posts. Of course,the worse the video is, the better the posts look.

In this case , the vdeo makes the posts look absolutely Shakespearian.
3 months ago
Hey Chucknorriss, Gueass what. No, really, guess what!?
....
......No.... Keep guessing..

Okay, okay....... YOU'RE A LOSER.
This was a somewhat amusing video that has nothing to do with polotics and people like you have to ruin all our fun with that crap. Go troll somewhere else.
3 months ago
Obviously you are new to Glumbert.
Actually we have all been doing this since Glumbert started., and if you don't like comments you don't have to read them.

This isn't YouTube.
3 months ago
hillahope
judging from your profile you are an ardent supporter of GWBush.
are you kidding?
can you name one policy he has instituted that hasn't totally fucked america....
can you point to anything he has accomplished...
can you explain to me how it came to be that every man woman and child in this country now owes $175,000 due to a debt run up under his tenure....
can we at least agree that the man should be removed from office and prosecuted for breach of trust????
3 months ago
Hear!Hear! Amen! Now if we only had some institution that would oversee the Executive Bran.... Oh, yeah. Never mind.

And two cheers for the legalization plug! If only we had a way for the government to listen to the peop... What's that? Oh, yeah. Never mind.

I'll just go pound my head against this brick wall...
3 months ago
god bless america. why dont you surrender monkies live someways else?
3 months ago
WTF does a sensible drug policy have to do with the war?
3 months ago
no such thing as sensble drug plicy. just take them.
3 months ago
Did he just say that the burger "cums" in your mouth? To hell with that! I'm never going to that place.

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