aceinyouface should be banned from glumbert.....he has not reached the level of emotional maturity to put a sentence together without the use of some reference to procreation......ace, please learn how to express yourself more creatively......maybe do it in Japanese or something....or German?
The ass posts for himself...I think he likes to read reactions. Gets off on being controversial.
Also...has noooooo idea of how dense, stupid, crude, and base his posts show him to be. But he does like the notoritety, like a child who has learned that peeing on the carpet gets mom's attention.
HAHA you fags make laff, you actualy get this emotional over reading something i wrote on the fucking internet and im prolly 6000 miles away lol watch the vid fags, anyways those bulls are sexy and kind. thx for makeing me the center of attention :)
And finally, on the video....I loved it. My wife wants a follow-up..."Chaz in a china shop". Apparently, she does not view my dexterity with great favor.
Duhhh, I don't get it? I did have a good night last night, and I'm not all here yet so that might be it...I guess at this point all I can say is, I wouldn't mind being under Kari!
Yuppers, Mako....the bulls were preconditioned. Still, it's a bit of an education. Bulls being thought of as clumsy and randomly destructive...not so.
I suddenly like bulls more than before...not stupid (like Aceinyoface), or inane (like canucklehead)... to me the bull ranks higher on the lifescale than either.
My initial reply was cut short. What I had added was that when the bull hit the shelves, he seemed frightened or agitated. I think it is normal behavior for all animals to move around obstacles unless provoked to attack or retreating in fear. Either way, Ya gotta love the Mythbusters. They usually only verify the obvious but when the outcome is a complete suprise, it's a very fun way to learn.
Mak got it right(ish). It is standard practice on large ranges (farms as big as counties) to use painted stripes on a road to extend a fence and keep animals "in." The paint reminds them of the electric or red-hot (read: painful) iron rods that they were exposed to while young and being conditioned at the farm. (Did my writing make sense? Can't seem to think today.) Animals heard, too. If one animal doesn't bump into the shelf, the others probably won't either. Remember Mad Magazine's Don Martin, and how his characters were always splitting a heard of buffalo by extending their arm and covering their eyes? Well, {start Bernadette Peters voice} "It's Twoo!" ... or so it is in theory... Perhaps there's another Mythbuster's experiment?
Syz - Like the letter writing idea but suggest the one flaw may be that those outcasts here are probably already blind and will struggle to compose the required missive...
this is so amusing, the bulls do not do what we have predicted, it makes you wonder about the authenenticity of other sayings like, 1 in the hand is worth 2 in the bush, your wife is better in the sack than a goat (common in sweden), this may start a breakdown in communication across the globe due to irony now being associated with such sayings!!!!!!!
Mein favourite saying is ze old Bavarian - "Zis is better zan ein slap in ze face vith ein wet fish".
Zis is of course rubbish! If you are hafing your toenails removed by ein Argentinian policeman, ein slap vith ein haddock is preferable.
Likevise, if you are hit vith ein dry fish, zat is more painful. I know zis, because mein insubordinate maid Conchita hit me on ze penis vith ein dried piranha only last night ven I asked her to give me hand relief vile votching "Who vonts to be a Millionaire" on television.
If you sink ein dried piranha is ein harmless object, you are wrong!
Anozzer vell-known phrase is "Great oaks from tiny acorns grow". Zis too is rubbish. I planted ein acorn last week in ein pot on the verandha, und nozzing has happened. It is ein myth!
i know how you feel, i to get aroused when watching such shit as who wants to be a millionaire and heartbeat, but my wife never will give hand relief she only says it's raining cats and dogs get the washing in, or you always get off scot free and thats the kettle calling the pot black, what the fuck does all that mean!
Ze kettle calling ze pot black is ein good von! Ze Hungarians haf ein similar saying - "Ze owl calling ze sparrow fathead".
Zis is also rubbish, because as ve all know, birds cannot speak. Of course, ze Hungarians are untermenschen - 10% dishonest gypsies, 90% honest imbeciles. I haf been often to Budapest, ein beautiful city ruined by ze homeless sleeping in ze streets und ein language novon else in ze vorld can understand. Ze ladies are most attractive, but expensive.
you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut, this is a saying my wife once said out loud in her sleep, knowing that i am not built like a brick shit house, i accused her of having an affair, as for the eastern european women they are the most beautiful in the world i think, i thought the brazilian women were but they seem to wear false teeth for a joke
Mein darlink Eva vonce screamed in ze throes of passion "Mein fuhrer! You are hung like ein skvirrel!"
Because of ze omnipotent Great Skvirrel Architect of ze Universe, I took zis as ze greatest compliment ein voman can give ein man. However, I later discovered zat normal skvirrels haf very small genitals. But by ze time I had found zis out, I vos engrossed in ein little local difficulty in Russia, und forgot to discipline her.
Brazilian ladies are indeed ein sight for ze sore eyes! Ze teeth are a problem, as you rightly say, und can be kvite irritating on ze private parts.
. Skid, (LMAO IN RE:) supposed to mean, laugh my ass off in response.
As I have stated before I'm not very good at all the jargon. I picked up what I do know from playing poker on line .my wife said find something else and so here I am .
and only 6 months w/ the new I-Mac, I can be very stupid. best toy I ever owned lol,or better yet LMAO.
cheers Randalflagg , same as that the jargon is over my head, as for poker, glumbert may be easier on the pocket ! which is good but maybe not so exciting!
All of the above must never have been around cattle. They know where their feet and bodies are, and can and do avoid hitting things, just like people do.
And they are not stupid either, they have the same raging inelegance that many creationists have.
Oooooohhhhhoooooo... Kari in knee high lace-up leather boots.....pleeeeeeeez kick me, sweetie...........Ya know, she had a spread in FHM......time to punch the clown.....
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