The Bionic Dolphin

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First:lak
1 year ago
New biopower
1 year ago
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for Your mind
1 year ago
Silicon (Si) number 14 is a metalloid that is a dark gray, bluish tinge color. 28.0855g/mol atomic mass. it is a solid

silicone is a compound that is used to make breast implants. it is found in forms of rubber and gel. also it is a inorganic polymer consisting on silicon and oxygen
1 year ago
The reporter uses a silicone brain prosthesis...
1 year ago
Hey Mr. reporter learn the difference between silicon and silicone. Duh.
1 year ago
I think the combined IQ of every reporter in America would be less than 100.

Highly paid idiots.
1 year ago
Silicon (Si) number 14 is a metalloid that is a dark gray, bluish tinge color. 28.0855g/mol atomic mass. it is a solid

silicone is a compound that is used to make breast implants. it is found in forms of rubber and gel. also it is a inorganic polymer consisting on silicon and oxygen
1 year ago
It's the 6 million dollar dolphin
1 year ago
They're working on sending it back in time to save Sarah Connor from Arnold Schwartzenegger
1 year ago
No Tards claiming first....Bravo
1 year ago
First!
1 year ago
Just to annoy you ;)
1 year ago
what's worse, claiming first or going on and on about people claiming first, both pretty high in the sadometer
1 year ago
I'm with you skid, pin the sadometer on tard!
1 year ago
your welcome to use the meter on my profile
1 year ago
like it Mr Dave
1 year ago
Awesome i actually swam with dolphins in Naples Flordia quite the experience
1 year ago
I was snorkeling in the Gulf at Fort Myers Beach, FL and was "messed with" by four dolphins, it was awesome!
1 year ago
tint you lucky devil , sounds like you were having fun . Why didn't you let the dog off the leash . Nice dog.
1 year ago
same here i was snorkelling off the island called kos amoi in thailand and out of nowhere 3 dolphins appeared i swam with them for 15 minutes ,one let me touch his nose and fin . it was great
1 year ago
yeah california...
I too had the rare privledge of swimming with Dolphins in Cancun, Mexico! Cost was meager for a most excellent experience.

Later, on that same trip, I unexpectedly swam with a barracuda off the coast. That was an adrenaline rush. They are sneaky fast!!!
1 year ago
Hey c man thailand????Nice man that holiday musta cost ya a few bucks its on my bucket list.
As for letting samson of the leash there was other people on the beach and he gets mistaken alot for a pitbull hes actually 1 of my boxers pups the dad is a bullmassive.
1 year ago
Hey barb how r ya????Cancun is gorgeus bin there didnt do the dolphin adventure though wanted to. Did u hang on to em as they pulled u around ive seen people do that and looks awesome.
Hows your weather hopefully cooled down a little.
Its only 21 (around 80) today here in the Quinte Ontario Region calling for 31 (over 90)
1 year ago
Koh Samui

Not kos amoi

(excessive fishing in the Gulf of Thailand has depleted fish stocks by somthing like 80% in the last ten years so to see dolphin there would be REAL lucky - sorry but I'm a wee bit skeptical on that claim Mr Canada)
1 year ago
i was snorkeling off the coast of guatemala and we saw dolphins pretty close... but didn't touch'em.
1 year ago
I accidently swam with sharks in Cocoa Beach Fla (Cape Canaveral) and it wasnt awesome lol
Ft Myers is a nice beach i spent 4 yrs in Florida loved it!
1 year ago
what facility?
1 year ago
No facility mimic it was right by the Ron Jon Surf
Shop on the beach i found my self in a channel it was very freaky!!!!!!
1 year ago
Hey c man and canuck i took my own advice and went for a dip with 1 of my pups water temp wasnt bad
http://youtube.com/watch?v=zAXIkHSRxWk
1 year ago
i love dolphin meat
1 year ago
I've seen fucking dolphins.
1 year ago
I've seen dolphins fucking.
So If I get a prosthetic nose I am bionic?
1 year ago
It would probably make you smell better!
1 year ago
no you probably had cancer in your nose area
1 year ago
Strange given their love of slaughtering dolphins but it was the Japanese who first did this.

Guess they felt it wasn't 'honourable' to flence them alive if they didn't have tails.
1 year ago
No they just don't want to eat them all at once.
1 year ago
Awww poor dolphin. I've seen wild dolphins several surfing. Gotta beat the heat!

Sorry I haven't been posting much. I've been busy lifeguarding and teaching kids to surf!!!!
1 year ago
How do they get up on the board when it's gnarly?

Come to that, where the fuck do they get thier boards from?
1 year ago
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who cares what the correct name is! its a fake fin, you tools!
1 year ago
A little inuendo at 2:36.......
1 year ago
Glumbert has slowed right down, are we all on valium at the moment

In most peoples Top 10 things to do before you die; swim with dolphins, not in mine, more like bathing in milk with all the top news readers in the world, all wearing their black glasses. Foreplay would be discussing in depth the price of oil, whether bush should be impeached, Afganistan, then onto a game of chess... perfect, oh and maybe some cuddling
1 year ago
*women news readers
1 year ago
I swam with a halibut once. It was the least terrifying thing I have ever done, as the halibut was injured and even if it hadn't been, I had a spear gun wiht which I would have dispatched it at the slightest hint of danger.
I'm sorry my tale of undersea swimming is not more thrilling, but it semed appropriate given the inredibly dull standard of videos on Glumbert recently.
This one qualifies as ocean going, Grade A drivel.
1 year ago
I once swam with a herring. Nothing exciting about that at all.
1 year ago
If they had found a halibut without a tail would they have gone to such measures for it? Or is it because another mammal was in need? Or did they just watch too much "Flipper" when they were kids.
1 year ago
I doubt it. Halibut do not make cute squeaking sounds and cannot be used for military purposes, therefore are of no interest to humans other than as a food source.
Having said that, they are delicious on a base of fennel with new potatoes. I have eaten dolphin only once, in Kobe, and have to say I thought it was overrated, a bit like salmon that has gone off.
1 year ago
I had halibut and chips yesterday for supper YUMMY!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
... and pricey too!!
1 year ago
skid..VALIUM?! .....GOOD IDEA!!! lol
1 year ago
also..halibut are LOW on the food chain. would you spend thousands on a a prosthetic for an animal that would probably be eaten within an hour of being released into the ocean?
1 year ago
I must say, it does seem a little over the top, when you think there are people who drink their own piss to survive, and eat their own arms for dinner.
1 year ago
...?!
1 year ago
hello, still here?
1 year ago
Infinity, halibut are not LOW on the foodchain

It's main predators are sea lion, orca, porbeagle (or salmon) shark along with any other shark that finds them and is large enough to tackle them given they can grow to over 500lbs.

And humans of course.

Low in the water may be where they live, BUT low on he food chain is NOT what they are in the big fishy scheme of things

I know by the way because I am pretty much at the top of that chain you talk of (apart from those pesky men of course)

:-)
1 year ago
they actually had one for a full grown dolphin that was made with a rubber-silicone compound with a small computer built into the spot where it was attached. much more impressive then the one shown here. also cost quite a bit more...
1 year ago
They made a full grown dolphin out of rubber silicon compound?
1 year ago
First First First!!!!!
1 year ago
yeeaaaah....NO.
1 year ago
still here?
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????
1 year ago
hey tint's here...say something, please!
1 year ago
Hey infinity how r ya??
Now on the dolphin topic this is the most troubling video i have evcer seen on glumbert watch with caution PARENTAL DISCRETION ADVISED
http://www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin
1 year ago
yes i saw..the "dolphin humping.." vid.. >.
1 year ago
a waste of fish&chips
1 year ago
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skids..about your..er, scary, perhaps? revelation of what you would like to do before you die.. im not sure whether to say "lol" or read it again to make sure that you are just joking...
1 year ago
you know..i just went to drip's profile to post a comment. i have one thing to say: i am going to go clean my eyes and erase certain obvious details from my mind.
also, drip: if you are so pathetic that you can't even put a fake picture on the internet that makes you look GOOD (even if it is fake) then that is sad.
1 year ago
also, im never going to his page again.
1 year ago
wait no..thats different..
1 year ago
WTF?! WHERE IS EVERYONE??!!
1 year ago
working?
1 year ago
grrrrr
1 year ago
well, it's not like your boss will catch you or anything.
1 year ago
you kow it's kind of scary, but your "boss" could be scab, or drip, or canuck, or qlane.. i mean it's a small world, but an even smaller internet. you never know..
1 year ago
Excuse me for not being politically correct, but I can't resist. This came in my e-mail this morning, thought I'd share......




THOUGHT FOR THE DAY


OPEC sells oil for $136.00 a barrel.
OPEC nations buy U.S. grain at $7.00 a bushel.
Solution: Sell grain for $136.00 a bushel.
Can't buy it? Tough! Eat your oil!
Ought to go well with a nice thick grilled filet of camel !!!
1 year ago
excellent
1 year ago
Why the hell not!
1 year ago
Since there are no new video yet, I figured I'd post a joke.....

What%u2019s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
1 year ago
I would never want to be a member of any group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
1 year ago
How about one piece of wood?
1 year ago
If you laughed your going to hell
1 year ago
I'm not concerned about hell breaking loose, but that a part of hell will break loose,,,it'll be harder to detect.
1 year ago
???
1 year ago
you are very confusing*..my head hurts..*
1 year ago
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tint , my best pet dog was a lab mastiff mix was smart,obedient,and a good friend. Before I got him he was trained as a personal guard dog for a lady in Washington . 140 lbs of black muscle , to me he was a gentle giant did not like black men . One of my buddies came to my place , the dog jumped about 5 feet in the year at him. I yelled and jumped to . Luckily he didn't take my head off. He was very ashamed and went back to the area where he slept. I used to take him with me to new orleans,LOL never had a problem riding my bike at night with him running beside me.
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...damn!!

Tim Russert of NBC news died today of a sudden heart attack while at work... he was 58.
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Are you therefore claiming responsibility for his death

Or simply being idiotic
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Ok - you will be investigated......
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The report has come back.



It says you are none of what you claim. But you're worth laughing at Bobby
1 year ago
Hang on a minute... according to this all the amputees maimed from war or accidents and reliant on prosthetics are all 'BIONIC' in a Six Million Dollar Dolphin way???

Erm...Do the humans in this predicament feel this way? A limb has been lost for christ's sake!!

Get real... it is devastating. Sure, the prosthetic tech exists but why is there the need to make out like it is all ok and life will be normal?

You've still lost a fuckin limb. Probably unnecessarily if you're a war vet.

Now if they can attach something like Cherry Darling had in Planet Terror then perhaps it's worth it
1 year ago
lol
8 months ago
Hey You stupid guys, Cruel Animal Massacre happens in your countries, too.

Before blaming, watch these videos.

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Dolphin & Whale Massacre in Denmark
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-1.html

Cat & Dog Massacre in China
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-3.html

Dog & Cat Massacre in South Korea
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-5.html

Seal Massacre in Canada
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-7.html

Cow Massacre in USA
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-8.html

Skin Animal alive in China
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-4.html

Pig Massacre in USA
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-6.html

Kangaroo Massacre in Australia
http://youkillanimal.blog93.fc2.com/blog-entry-2.html




Oh, barbaric Whites. They kill Seals & Cows & Pigs & Dolphins & Kangaroos and so on cruelly.

Oh, barbaric Chinese & Korean. They torture dogs and cats cruelly before kill.

Horrible. Chinese & Korean boil animals alive! Chinese skin animals alive .

Understand ? You kill animals cruelly too .

Hayden panettiere is the Dolphin's Hero ? This stupid girl is other animal's Debil.

Shut the fuck up, ^_^
7 months ago

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