maybe fly an airplane into the lock. That shows how old this video is, he stole the bike at the world trade center. I think the first time I saw this video was on Glumbert, it's a repeat?
1. Goldbardeb
A winner's personality, great sport.
2. Canuck1963
Good intentions, but tries too hard.
3. Sven666
Genuine, but a little overreactive.
4. Obxsurfergirl
Funny, happy-go-lucky, easy to get along with.
5. Infinity/Moderator/Tyranus
Gets more than he deserves, gets into things he shouldn't, but good at heart.
6. Throbstick
Smart, witty, but for all it's worth should grow up a little and forget his scuffle with canuck. That would end it, and everyone would probably respect him more for it.
7. Chaz
Highly educated, slow to wrath, a diamond in the rough. (The "rough" being most of the rest of glumbert)
8. Badlywipedbuttocks
Less respected for his ideals, showing some immaturity in choice of enemies, but one of the sharper ones in the bunch.
9. The giant pile of aliases/low-life scum of glumbert
(one person) A genius, but simple behind it all. A so-called "everyday hero".
10. Pinnochio
Confused, but mostly justified in his motives.
11. Dirty
Less than careful, but holds his own.
12. Mitercut
Wisdom comes with age, so he's around the middle. Bit of wit, combined with a personality I can picture at the bar on Friday night.
13. Surferbum
Name says it all. Acts perpetually like he just got up, but funny when he wants to be.
14. Chucknorris
Innapropriately funny. Glumbert wouldn't hold together without people like him.
15. Sinkingboat69
Well, I would say just about normal. Or as close as anyone on this site can get to be.
16. Arseface
Tries too hard or doesn't try enough? A true comedian, although it may not show enough for evryone to read.
17. Thebug
Right where we should all be. Too bad there isn't more room on that exact spot.
18. Pacmansex
Normal for glumbert, but skilled in the real world.
There are others, but I may go into that later. I've wanted to do this for months.
one of the coolest posts I've seen on here yet...good stuff dude. 2, 7 and 12 I always look forward to reading. Ya'll have a cool little thing here...good times!
The newspaper did something like this in Portland too. They stole their bicycle 7 times, and one time somebody came over and asked what was going on. I pretty much figure that it is going to get stolen eventually, but if I make it hard enough that the thief will take someone else's bike instead. So I carry 2 U-locks.
too bad booby trapping is illegal....Mitercut could whip us all up some cool thermite nuclear devices or something...not that you'd really need the thermite if you went nuclear, but it just sounds more scary.
"When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And ( unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience ) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here for once was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle." - Elizabeth West
A clue huh? Well let me see, we have someone with a pseudo-phallic name, who has a noticeably similar "style" as two other commenter's here and in combination with pseudo-phallic names...so I'll call it the throbstick/pinnochio/enormouspenis alias trio.
On mondays here in new hampshire it's double points day for bikes, hit one get 2X10 points, kill the rider add 10 points, great sport, makes one look forward to mondays.
enormuspeniswantabe.
it is so funny to name yourself after a body part ,you wished you would have . I don't think you measure up on Glumpert .
I know you are having problems penetrating with your diminutive comments. You only seem to get the tip of most subjects.
Have a wanking goodday.
enormas the average european canadain penis length about 6.74224 inches
the average negro canadian penis length about 9.14322 inches
the average chinese canadian penis length about 3.8755 inches
All these fiquers are full blown hardon lengths.
Thats why you see more chinese women in canada having negro lovers. LOL LOL ask canucky to tell you how big a dick he is .
canucky how big are the bushies penises?
Even the ladies of glumbert have balls , bigger than most of the bushies..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
yes I feel very aggressive lately. Why I don't know ,just maybe because of the idiots i employee are pissing me off and I am looking for any reason so I can fire their asses and boot them out so they can get their government handouts that i pay for in my taxes that are too large .
Yes I am calming down .
Where is that asshole now when I need him.
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