Bike Theft Revenge

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First:sven666
1 year ago
Firsties!
1 year ago
And Deb. It's been a long time since I watched Seafair boat races. I have one thing to say to you: Oh boy Oberto!
1 year ago
Glumbert.. STOP POSTING the same video's over again.

http://www.glumbert.com/media/bike
1 year ago
secondies ;-P
1 year ago
You're always gonna be my second. Now if I can just talk my wife into it...
1 year ago
LOL ... is she hot?
1 year ago
I must think so. I married her.
1 year ago
And my mother calls her a tramp.
1 year ago
Well well well, now hasn't it been a long time?
1 year ago
Yes, it has been a long time! Do you remember things I used to tell you?
1 year ago
he should have tried dynamite ... that might has got someone's attention ... that video doesn't say much for New Yorkers now does it?
1 year ago
With the ignorance they did show several of the pedestrians would have been injured in the blast, had they used dynamite.

A blow torch was missing though.
1 year ago
maybe fly an airplane into the lock.
That shows how old this video is, he stole the bike at the world trade center. I think the first time I saw this video was on Glumbert, it's a repeat?
1 year ago
My evaluation of everyone here:

1. Goldbardeb
A winner's personality, great sport.

2. Canuck1963
Good intentions, but tries too hard.

3. Sven666
Genuine, but a little overreactive.

4. Obxsurfergirl
Funny, happy-go-lucky, easy to get along with.

5. Infinity/Moderator/Tyranus
Gets more than he deserves, gets into things he shouldn't, but good at heart.

6. Throbstick
Smart, witty, but for all it's worth should grow up a little and forget his scuffle with canuck. That would end it, and everyone would probably respect him more for it.

7. Chaz
Highly educated, slow to wrath, a diamond in the rough. (The "rough" being most of the rest of glumbert)

8. Badlywipedbuttocks
Less respected for his ideals, showing some immaturity in choice of enemies, but one of the sharper ones in the bunch.

9. The giant pile of aliases/low-life scum of glumbert
(one person) A genius, but simple behind it all. A so-called "everyday hero".

10. Pinnochio
Confused, but mostly justified in his motives.

11. Dirty
Less than careful, but holds his own.

12. Mitercut
Wisdom comes with age, so he's around the middle. Bit of wit, combined with a personality I can picture at the bar on Friday night.

13. Surferbum
Name says it all. Acts perpetually like he just got up, but funny when he wants to be.

14. Chucknorris
Innapropriately funny. Glumbert wouldn't hold together without people like him.

15. Sinkingboat69
Well, I would say just about normal. Or as close as anyone on this site can get to be.

16. Arseface
Tries too hard or doesn't try enough? A true comedian, although it may not show enough for evryone to read.

17. Thebug
Right where we should all be. Too bad there isn't more room on that exact spot.

18. Pacmansex
Normal for glumbert, but skilled in the real world.




There are others, but I may go into that later. I've wanted to do this for months.
1 year ago
Was that a compliment or a kick in the ass? ;) Thanks anyway.
1 year ago
why thank ya mylist ... nice to meet ya :-) ... Buggy, I'll kick ya in the ass :-P
1 year ago
Kick? Quite a change for you...
1 year ago
one of the coolest posts I've seen on here yet...good stuff dude. 2, 7 and 12 I always look forward to reading. Ya'll have a cool little thing here...good times!
1 year ago
Sometimes I don't think I try hard enough. LOL!

And as for #6.....he has. Or so I think. YOUR post was actually the first mention of it in a while, now.

But it's still a pretty good list, at any rate.
1 year ago
ITT: We suck cocks and reminisce.
1 year ago
MYLIST appropriately named . You are living in your on self important little ego world. NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU THINK................
1 year ago
Now, why all the hostility out of YOU?

(sighs)

Save it for the Bushies....the enemy's OUT THERE, MAN! OUT THERE!!

LOL!

(That's a quote from "Team America: World Police".....a fine, fine motion picture)
1 year ago
Canuck, are you referring to ME as a "Bushie"? I've never talked about my political affiliation, nor have I ever supported bush on this site.
1 year ago
Comment was directed at canadaman.

And the gag was not intended to paint anyone as a "Bushie", but to remind them to UNITE against the Bushies.

Having been now forced to explain that....has now taken whatever attempted humor outta the equation.

So disregard, please.
1 year ago
Here I go again, overreacting.
Just piss off!
What makes you think you can evaluate anyone here?

Do you think you are better than us?

If you do, just piss off!

Absolutely no one has the right to come here and drop their own personal 'evaluations.'

Have I said this yet? Just piss off back to YouTube. Bitch.
1 year ago
Do I really act like I just got up???
1 year ago
Freedom costs a buck 95, canuck!
1 year ago
Now I am disgruntled.
my list - an unreconstructed moron.
1 year ago
The newspaper did something like this in Portland too. They stole their bicycle 7 times, and one time somebody came over and asked what was going on. I pretty much figure that it is going to get stolen eventually, but if I make it hard enough that the thief will take someone else's bike instead. So I carry 2 U-locks.
1 year ago
Use the James Bond method: Alarm coupled with self destruct.
1 year ago
too bad booby trapping is illegal....Mitercut could whip us all up some cool thermite nuclear devices or something...not that you'd really need the thermite if you went nuclear, but it just sounds more scary.
1 year ago
But officer, this is not a booby trap, it was just my pyrotechnical siren gone bad.
1 year ago
sooooo, are you guys gonna fuck now or something?
1 year ago
Nahhh.

We save that kind of thing for the annual pig-roast.

Are you a pig?
1 year ago
OLD BEEN POSTED BEFORE
"When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments. Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man. And ( unlike subsequent inventions for man's convenience ) the more he used it, the fitter his body became. Here for once was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it, and of no harm or irritation to others. Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle." - Elizabeth West
1 year ago
it did stop
1 year ago
What does a nigger child get for christmas?
1 year ago
my bike, which he stole.
1 year ago
MY LIST

Me - fucking genius.
Everybody else - fucking moron.
1 year ago
MY list.

Me - enormous penis.
Everybody else - smaller.
1 year ago
this music is irratating
1 year ago
FFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
I am really getting concerned about the level of drug abuse by Glumbert members...
1 year ago
Pacmansex...it's your video yo.
1 year ago
I love how the phrase "Go back to youtube" has gained momentum on glumbert. I think it's hilarious. We are the elites, bitches.
1 year ago
Apparently, you're funny when you want to be.
1 year ago
and apparently i act like I just woke up...is this true?
1 year ago
What have you smoked so far?
1 year ago
I don't smoke...anything.
1 year ago
Shit, baby, I seen ya roll ya weed in Time Magazine! Word!
1 year ago
I would never do that...I would read time instead.
1 year ago
MY LIST is now a meme.
1 year ago
Wait, no, fuck that.You're all niggers.
1 year ago
Kiss my black ass.
1 year ago
so you're a gay nigger then?
1 year ago
My list

canuck - a self-righteous, semi-educated buffoon who never had an original idea in his life

gymyg - a senile, impotent idiot

surferbum - can't swim and hates jellyfish

arseface - ugliest man in the world

goldbardeb - needs a good screwing from me

stutz - pathetic pseudo-intellectual spastic

chaz - lies constantly about his qualifications

racist - looks like an ape

canadaman - full of shit

obxsurfergirl - not a woman, but if was would love to be screwed by me

mitercut - pussy

skidmarks - wants to be liked but that's impossible

thebug - german bastard

sven666 - delusional mongol

throbstick - a great guy

There's a clue here. See ya later suckers!!
1 year ago
what did you call me? I forget.
1 year ago
Pseudo is the motherfuckin gag.
But "spastic"?
I beg to differ, size queen.
1 year ago
A clue huh? Well let me see, we have someone with a pseudo-phallic name, who has a noticeably similar "style" as two other commenter's here and in combination with pseudo-phallic names...so I'll call it the throbstick/pinnochio/enormouspenis alias trio.

Just too obvious.
1 year ago
yes, I have an enormous cock ... can I smack you in the forehead with it?
1 year ago
enormous, you got me right, about the jellyfish part. JELLYFISH fucking HURT!!! I hate jellyfish.

As for swimming, I believe I do know how to swim since I am a lifeguard and teach swimming and surfing lessons. So there.
1 year ago
Thank gawd I was Numero Uno on that list.

It would have pissed me off to play second-bannana.

THAT.......would be completely UNfuckingacceptable to me.

Always.
1 year ago
You missed the "e" between the "s" and the "p" of your name!
1 year ago
gymyg - well done. Self deprecating humor. I like it. More needed on Glumbert to balance the "up-your-ass" garbage.

stutz - get over it. You are a complete and utter tosser.
1 year ago
Withnail and I!
1 year ago
OLD...
1 year ago
On mondays here in new hampshire it's double points day for bikes, hit one get 2X10 points, kill the rider add 10 points, great sport, makes one look forward to mondays.
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
enormuspeniswantabe.
it is so funny to name yourself after a body part ,you wished you would have . I don't think you measure up on Glumpert .
I know you are having problems penetrating with your diminutive comments. You only seem to get the tip of most subjects.
Have a wanking goodday.
1 year ago
enormas the average european canadain penis length about 6.74224 inches
the average negro canadian penis length about 9.14322 inches
the average chinese canadian penis length about 3.8755 inches
All these fiquers are full blown hardon lengths.
Thats why you see more chinese women in canada having negro lovers. LOL LOL ask canucky to tell you how big a dick he is .
1 year ago
canucky how big are the bushies penises?
Even the ladies of glumbert have balls , bigger than most of the bushies..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha.
yes I feel very aggressive lately. Why I don't know ,just maybe because of the idiots i employee are pissing me off and I am looking for any reason so I can fire their asses and boot them out so they can get their government handouts that i pay for in my taxes that are too large .
Yes I am calming down .
Where is that asshole now when I need him.
1 year ago
the ass whole on glumbert that i use to piss of may be he died.
1 year ago
Good point C-man, what the hell did happen to Backbone? Reincarnated as another here?
1 year ago
Now lets try this same experiment with a black guy.
1 year ago
Hahahahahahaha
1 year ago
Bike theft revenge is wiring your bike up the mains and leaving it

Bike theft revenge is lying in wait for the thief with a baseball bat

Bike theft revenge is placing several long sharp tacks under the seat lining (and remembering to remove them when you reclaim your bike)

Bike theft revenge is not getting caught doing any of the above

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