Beetle vs Scorpion

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First:arseface
7 months ago
first yet again!
7 months ago
go Arseface!
7 months ago
2ND
7 months ago
THIRD
7 months ago
This is how I imagine Donald Rumsfeld and Condoleeza Rice would look if they were making out with each other.
7 months ago
LOL!
7 months ago
well put
7 months ago
GODZILLA VS MOTHRA beetle did alot better than i thought my money was on the SCORPION
7 months ago
well the beetle has a hard outershell
7 months ago
Dammit, was just posting in an old thread...

We need a proper discussion forum here. Glumbert?
7 months ago
Another animal kingdom video.

I wuz gettin' kinda spoiled around here, not having seen one for so long.

Oh well.
7 months ago
Not having seen one what? Animal video or just any video worth even wasting the time to tap the keys about. Downhill slide if I ever saw one. Damn shame. Night all.
7 months ago
Agreed, One good video would be better than three bad ones.
7 months ago
The difference of how we bait dogs to the death, and this, is what?

Life is life; there are no discounts.
7 months ago
Hey merkin gotta thankyou 4 that comment u opened my eyes up a bit LIFE IS LIFE (isnt that a cool 80s tune by OPUS????) ,anyway beetle and scorpion fighting to death really isnt any different then COCK FIGHTS or 2 PITBULLS fighting 2 the death not to mention a vid i saw about the japanese changed my life forever(DOLPHIN MASSACRE)and not in a good way
7 months ago
Watching one bug kill another is fodder for National Graphic. This one doesn't quite make it.

Merkin...can I quote you? Life is life...there are no discounts.

True. True. And True. Life is what it is...no re-does, no re-takes, no "ok, let's try that one again" stuff. There are no discounts, no re-takes. We do what we do and live with it, good or bad...or in-between...or whatever.
7 months ago
i really think john mccain is mental
7 months ago
McCain is a nut job or senile. That guy is just Bush Lite.

And Edwards says the right things, but he is a professional lier, so I don't trust him.

Hillary is the problem, not the solution. I have no hope left.
7 months ago
Another crazy jap video.

Yeah mccain is mental, but if he wins the nomination dems are fucked.

Mccain doesn't bother me as much as Romney. Romney creeps me out more than Dick Cheney and thats pretty damn bad.

Ahhh my prediction is off with the Democrats..right with the Republicants...both Hillary and Obama are damn losers. And from Edwards I think if I hear one more thing about that Sharkeezia person who was denied a liver from the Insurance companies I think my head will explode. But he brings the point home, just a bit of an overkill.

Edwards needs more money if he wants to be a serious contender in the race. He is outspent many times by Obama and Hillary...f--- interest groups. I think its courageous of Edwards not to accept any PAC or corporate interest group money. Sadly he's not going to get anywhere unless he does. That just infuriates me beyond control. Can anyone say campaign finance reform...I mean REAL campaign finance reform, beyond the McCain/Feingold bill?!?!??! *bangs head*

So Clinton looks like she's going to win. Don't count her out. I think that was pretty fucking cheap of her to pull out teary eyes for the W card. That was a VERY cheap shot and just utterly pathetic of her to do. Kills me.

Piss on Obama and Clinton.
7 months ago
So far it looks like another victory for the corporate plutocracy. I may just not vote this November. I'm so disgusted with the whole thing, and there is not one damn thing any of us can do to change it.
7 months ago
Where did it all go wrong?
7 months ago
it doesn't matter
at this point
it's just a show
for us
7 months ago
Unfortunately ladies and gentlemen, it's pretty much a given. America will elect another loser. Not even the candidate themself but the whole machine they drag with them. It is a sad sad time we live in. No one can outsmart, outlive, out-think or out-moralize the almighty DOLLAR. As much as we rail against it, just another sad inevitability. Fuck me! Life WAS (don't care what you say) SO much simpler a decade or so ago.
7 months ago
How does every videos comments turn into a PRESIDENTIAL DISCUSSION speaking for most other canadians(except canuck) and most BRITS cause thats where i originate WHO GIVES A FU
7 months ago
Planet, as a fellow Canadian, you better start "giving a fu", because it impacts us as much as it does our brothers and sisters to the south. What are you, 12?
7 months ago
this message was way longer seems to always get cut off when ever i add the F word anywaymy request is that maybe we can save these PRESIDENTIAL DISCUSSIONS to the RAILROAD VID OR CHUCK NORRIS'S BUDDY HUCKABEES VID that way it gives others in the world that dont really care WHAT STIFF THE YANKS ARE GETTING NEXT its a choice between ARSEHOLE ARSEHOLE AND CANT FORGET ABOUT MRS. ARSEHOLE hopefully the AMERICANS and THE AMERICAN BOOSTER CLUB(CANUCK) understand me(US as in glumbertians)being sick off endless PRESIDENTIAL BLAH BLAH BLAH how would every1 like endless talk about whos gonna replace our KING POUTINE up here in FREEZING COLD CANADA anyway it is a free countries so u do have the right to tell me PISS OFF
7 months ago
......BTW Planet, "Freezing cold Canada"? It's over 60 degrees outside right now and it's January. You sure you live here?
7 months ago
60 DEGREES??????????????U sound awfully american billboat last time i checked it was PLUS 10 CELCIUS here in sunny TRENTON ONTARIO
7 months ago
Sorry, fahrenheit, for those of us over 40. Your point of view, along with your typing, indicate that you are either very young, or trying very hard to come off as such. Trenton eh? Not at the base a little bored are you?
7 months ago
No billboat unlike others on this i dont pretend to be any1 else im 35 and yes theres an AIR FORCE BASE in TRENTON im here visiting friends any other questions or accusations??????
7 months ago
U know what maybe i just woke up on the wrong side of the IGLOO i just wish people would be themselves and quit trying to recognized by the AMERICANS why is so important to sum people that the AMERICANS LOVE US as long as there not bombing us WHO CARES lets stay UNDER the radar as invisible as possible hate to BURST ANY1S BUBBLES this is a true story me and a friend were going to the STATES they had suspicion of drugs in my car (no criminal record just 2 STIFFS going to KENTUCKY anyway they pull my 2000 PORSCHE CARRERA (which i dont own now financing company has it LOL) into the garage let there dogs with wet paws tear through it rip through my luggage for 8 hrs and LASER FINGER PRINT US and let us go as im leaving i make a comment IS THIS ANYWAY TO TREAT YOUR NUMBER 1 ALI (Meaning Brits cause we both carry BRITISH PASSPORTS but because of our accents CANADIAN and ONTARIO plated car figured i meant CANADIANS and they said allies U GUYS R NOTHING 2 US NOW EVER SINCE ABONDONING US WITH IRAQ i said were not canadians were BRITISH THEY REPLIED "oh SORRY thought u were CANADIANS so 2 other canadians other than CANUCK the americans think of us like the FRENCH 1 WORD PUSSIES!!!!
So americans please send CANUCK a nd his family a green card and just continue ignoring us WE DONT MIND
7 months ago
OK before every1 starts the PLANETTINT H8ERS CLUB i should say i really enjoy reading every1s comments (obviously im on here enough) just would like 2 see more comments on the videos i have nothing against any1 on here maybe kswilson LOL!I know i mentioned canucks name again nothing against ya love your comments just a little bored of PRESIDENTIAL CHAT but i will take my own advice IF U DONT LIKE IT DONT READ IT as for billboat yes i am very bored just sold my business lots of extra time on my hands but those in glass houses shouldnt throw stones your obviously bored yourself cause im in THE EASTERN TIME ZONE and your making comments minutes after me which is 3:38 am so like myself better get a life or buy some sleeping pills.As for americans i have lots of american friends and frequent the states alot just get annoyed with these brown nosers jumping up and down like A.D.D kids lookn 2 be noticed anyway on a closing note i apologize for my bad grammar i was never an ENGLISH MAJOR.
7 months ago
Maybe you are having a bad day, as we all do. But here is the Glumbert principle: (The discussion goes in the direction the members steer it).

The video is only a spark to ignite a discussion, and if it is boring, then nothing lights, and the discussion goes somewhere else. You don't like politics, then steer the subject in another direction. I don't like music, and sometimes thats all people discuss, and I just read and move on.

The reason this video is not being discussed (JUST LOOK AT IT) nuff said.
7 months ago
Well if you don't like our Presidential chat then dont read it. You said it yourself.
7 months ago
podster....well said.
7 months ago
pretty cool vid, couldnt have this tv show in the USA because PETA would cry and they would be forced to cancell,
7 months ago
PETA kills plants, fegan is native american word for bad hunter.
Bigs right, they would go ape shit. I think japan TV is as bad as U.S.'s This vid without the kill at the end is a waste of time. I'm going to go watch the dryer.
7 months ago
PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) also (un-ethically) kills animals, lots and lots of animals!

They don't believe anyone should "own" an animal (pet), so they take them from shelters and kill them! (to save them from being "abused" by humans).

They also sponsor domestic terrorism and are about as misguided as a group can get! They are in bed with HSUS (Humane society of the United States) which has absolutely no affiliation with ANY humane society, or even run a humane society!

They do NO humane animal work of any kind, they are strictly an anti hunting, anti gun, anti freedom, anti rights, anti American way of life, wacko group of vegan/vegetarian misfits!

Neither group donates or raises even ONE DOLLAR for habitat preservation, or care for any animals. I could go on an on about these worthless pieces of humanity but fortunately......

I have to get to work.
7 months ago
miter - Hot button there?
7 months ago
Yeah I mean some of the principles behind PETA are inherently flawed....but honestly I can't imagine having my dog or any pet being treated badly. It's one thing if you hunt a deer and eat it, or slaughter a cow or a chicken. But it's another if you put dogs and other lovable pets in tiny cages and beat them to death like Michael Vick did.
7 months ago
Guten Tag, Glumberters!

Zis video vos kvite interesting.
I haf ein film of von of mein Pink Fairy Armadilloes engaged in ein life or death shtruggle vith ze Lady Mayor of Buenos Aires's Yorkshire Terrier.
Ze stupid hund had entered ze compound to retrieve ein ball vich ze Lady Mayor had thrown, but became confused ven ze Pink Fairy (alvays popular for ze jewellery) rolled itself into ein ball in its classic defence movement.
Ze ensuing battle vos fascinating und lasted for more zan four hours. I haf to say ze hund gave as good as it got for a vile, but ze strength und cunning of ze armadillo prevailed und ze hund vos killed. Zis vos also ze first time I had seen ein armadillo eat anysink bigger zan ein beetle.
I christened ze creature "Adolf" after meinself - ze greatest honour I could bestow.
7 months ago
LOLOL
7 months ago
I think we need Glumbert awards, and Vanker, you get my vote for consistency of character, and way up there for just weird ass humor. I think I get it.
7 months ago
Miter, well said. Penn
7 months ago
Have no idea why the rest fo this post didn't come in??? maybe it was the bullshit word.
7 months ago
Anyway Penn
7 months ago
what the F
7 months ago
I eat animals indiscriminately if properly prepared, but don't want any to suffer.
7 months ago
Glumbert and PETA are one.
7 months ago
this is like writing a letter home from Nam,----it's--ol---b--y.
7 months ago
the ampersand and plus and some other symbols are not permitted. The glumbert parser is pretty bad.
7 months ago
this video is very cruel. Can we all be nice now?
7 months ago
I wuv u : )
7 months ago
wadybwake...I wuv u tu. Wanna eata bug?

No.....wets eata cawwot, K?
7 months ago
Wascal.
Ate chocolate covered crickets once. UCK! And I've swallowed more bugs on my bike than I like to remember. 'Specially around swapland.
Then there was the fly in my soup that one time : )
7 months ago
Good points Podman! All the candidates S*CK! McCain would be acceptable if he didn't want to give all the feakin illegal immigrants immunity! Some of them are fr*ggin Brazillians ya know! Can't have it, nope!

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