Beethoven's 5th Argument

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1 year ago
1 year ago
2nd
1 year ago
3rd symphony
1 year ago
I liked his 5th of JD
1 year ago
I remember watching this on the show of stars, Sid was the man, the woman's from b-way, can't think of her name, maybe annett something.
1 year ago
gym - 'twas the "Show of Shows", I think.
1 year ago
Nanette Fabray
1 year ago
you da man
1 year ago
Brilliant. How illustrative. Timing was great by the two of them. I would have loved to have been able to hear the actual words.
1 year ago
yay.
1 year ago
i am small and afraid
1 year ago
The Show of Shows was a great hr back when, maybe 3 mins of adds for the hr. Emogene Choco(sp) was the costar, during the late 50s I think.
1 year ago
qlane, get a grip man, you wouldn't see backbone coming apart like this,LOL
1 year ago
Imogene Coca.
1 year ago
Carl Reiner.
1 year ago
Howard Morris
1 year ago
shit twowords you must be old too remember those names.
1 year ago
Fudge Packins
1 year ago
That's Ralphwiggums dumbass....
1 year ago
i am small and afraid
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
this guy qlanettnit is NOT me! he is an impostor asshole.
help me backbone
1 year ago
This old fart (your words) knew it all the time,hehehe
twowordscanuck are you there?
1 year ago
Who me?
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
yea you
1 year ago
Ah grasshopper if memory serves me correct you are an imposter of planettint.

Maybe you should marinate on that for a while?

In the mean time don't sound so desperate and vulnerable qlanettnit can smell the blood in the water his/her posts sound vaguely familiar go back into the archives and do some research no your enemy.
1 year ago
I know grasshopper. He no grasshopper. Grasshopper my famaree. Maybe he kemosabe, no grasshopper.
1 year ago
this guy qlanettint is NOT me! he is an impostor asshole.
help me backbone
1 year ago
well you two are alot alike.
1 year ago
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention.
Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.

your little buddy
peanut
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
1 year ago
Peanut does NOT have permission to make ANY move, unless it deals with ME.

He KNOWS this.

Please do not try to distract him from following my orders.

Thank you.

That is all.
1 year ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
1 year ago
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention.
Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.

your little buddy
peanut
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
1 year ago
You nit!
1 year ago
You should break up with him if he's abusing you!
1 year ago
PLONK!
1 year ago
Which brings me to another story.

One day, while I was at work, I looked out a window and saw the most beautiful woman in the world. I knew that I knew her from somewhere.

At 3:00 PM, I went for coffee. There she was in the coffee shop! (Starbucks). I said, "duh, duh, duh."

She said her name was Jennifer, and she was here filming a movie. The movie was, "Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber."

As I was telling her about how great her tits are, I was tackled by body guards, and arrested by police.

Now I know what, 'restraining order" means.
1 year ago
I shot a guy in the foot, he had me restrained, so I shot him again and he was better, than I shot him again and he was pissed, than I woke-up.
1 year ago
Jimmy:
I really I could wake up!
1 year ago
Missed the word 'wish' in there.
1 year ago
I will save arseface the trouble.

DRIVEL!

and I concur.
1 year ago
Of course it's drivel! The drivel is much more fun than the vids.
1 year ago
lifes a pc of shit when you look at it, life it makes you laugh it makes you cry;
Now what film is this from? driveltest!
1 year ago
Python Fan!!!
1 year ago
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life!
(from "The Life Of Brian")
1 year ago
web, thats my verizon ringtone. GREAT SONG!!!!
1 year ago
I gotta laugh i just noticed the imposters are getting imposters there is a qlanettint and a qlanettnit this is getting so confusing
1 year ago
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention.
Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.

your little buddy
peanut
1 year ago
Sorry planet it was meant for qlanettnit..It's getting confusing.
1 year ago
peanut is my boyfriend
1 year ago
peanut punches me in the eye when i make him happy
1 year ago
All good peanut and yes very confusing actually givin me a headache PEACE OUT!!
1 year ago
Peanut:

I see you STILL cannot post unless you invoke MY name when I'm absent, or if I'm actually contributing something.

Your instructions are to keep thinking about ME, and center on all that I do. You will not eat, sleep or engage in ANYTHING.....unless it revolves around ME.

Understood?

That is all.
1 year ago
I wonder if the apathetic chick from the "I guess you'll do" video would be happier if her marriage had some of this going on...
1 year ago
Oh hell, would you guys shut up already? Stop repeating yourself (yourselves). qlanettnit whatever, peanut, getting tedious. Too bad if you don't like it. I'm sick of it already.

The vid was cool, because I kept thinking how much practice and timing that took to do it right. And they never missed a beat. It was great to watch.
1 year ago
freetobe1962
OK, I will, but what's his name probably wont. He's a fucking nut.
1 year ago
Peanut, Honey, I don't want to argue with you. Really I don't. Especially not when I'm on my third (fourth?) glass of wine, and indulged myself in a handfull of potato chips with Crowley's sour cream and onion dip. Ugh! What is wrong with me? I'm trying to lose five pounds, and I can't stay away from the chips and dip! I'm disgusting.
Anyway, I have a lot of things that are irritating me in my life right now, and it's too easy to take it out on people here. Sorry for that. You do whatever makes you happy, say whatever you want. I have no right to complain. I generally like to read all the posts, hear what everyone has to say, even if I don't always comment.
A good day to you Peanut.
Free.
1 year ago
It's o'kay Free, they seem to being wearing themselves out. Kinda like toddlers near nap time, they get cranky.
1 year ago
An insight into just how unfunny and embarrassing American "humour" was at that time.
Sadly, the tradition carries on today, if the videos on Glumbert are anything to go by.
The exceptions are Groucho Marx and Richard Nixon.
1 year ago
What about George Bush?
1 year ago
AF I have to disagree, this was/is a classic for american TV in the late 50s, and was copied by Monty and the gang with different music much later. When this was done TV was fairly new and no one was doing anything less howdy doodey and the news (1/2 hr a day which is what we should have now, not 24/7).
1 year ago
Every country has and still produces shit comedy.

Its hard to raise the bar when you have to follow the Three Stooges.

"WOO-WOO-WOO"

And for later generations Dumb & Dumber.
1 year ago
AF - you can just take a hike you stupid Limey. We're the funniest people in the world and dont you forget it.
Stop your whining and crawl back under your stone. We dont like you.
1 year ago
He said "stupid limey".
1 year ago
I found this more clever than funny. It actually complements and illustrates the structure of the music quite well.
1 year ago
I agree about the news gymyg, but I'm afraid I still don't see it as far as the humour goes! Maybe I'mmissing something.
Oh, and surferbum, thanks for your kind remarks.
1 year ago
Thats an copycat !
1 year ago
?????
1 year ago
Takes one to know one I suppose. Who gives a flying fuck anyway? When your face resembles an arse, it takes a lot more than some retard on a keyboard to upset you. Thanks for pointing it out though. If surfer is reading this, I don't suppose he gives a shit either.
1 year ago
arse - I'm American, and I didn't think it was funny either. In those days censors restricted everything to this kind of entertainment.
1 year ago
Hey Pod, Geo Bush is NOT funny!
1 year ago
Well he does not intend to be, but sadly he is.
http://politicalhumor.about.com/cs/georgewbush/a/top10bushisms.htm
1 year ago
OK Maybe when he's done f*king up the world he can get his own TV show.
Those are funny.
1 year ago
Verbal wizard!
1 year ago
Her name was Nannette Fabret (fa-bray)...a very talented woman.
1 year ago
Hence " no no Nanette" ?
1 year ago
Holy crap, this is freaky. I argued with my ex to Beethoven's fifth too.

We would have laughed hugely at this vid but sadly I shot her before the Adagio un poco mosso.

At least it was quick.
1 year ago
I shot my wife too, I missed my girlfriend, it(the bullet) went out the trailer window, hit the outhouse where my wife was sitting on our neighbor's lap, killed them both, it was declared a murder suicide and I got away with it. Up to now away.
1 year ago
LOL clarifying the bullet not the girlfirend! :-)
1 year ago
Mein vife shot herself.
1 year ago
....to Wagner.
1 year ago
Aah! I remember now Herr Vanka you vere indeed married! Congratulations mein Fuhrer. Ein small und personal affair? Onlya few close freunds und henchmen?

Who conducted zee ceremony? It must haf been ein poignant moment. Until zee shooting obviously.
1 year ago
It vos all ein very long time ago Herr Mako. I remember very little.
1 year ago
this germin shit is annoyng. drink all day.
1 year ago
Silly.
1 year ago
This name is for sale....
1 year ago
who'll buy it?
1 year ago
Technically 4 but if you're counting apostrophised words as one well who am I to correct you?

Maybe should have said, 'Hard to sell'
1 year ago
No-one.
1 year ago
one word you mindless wad
1 year ago
no penis in the middle
1 year ago
Certainly not me!
1 year ago
You can kiss me arse!!!
1 year ago
I know who I am!!!
1 year ago
Beethoven was deaf but still wrote better music than Lennon and MacArtney.
1 year ago
Great comparison.
1 year ago
I reckon you can only say that for sure if 200 years from now no one remembers or plays Lennon and McCartney songs
1 year ago
mako I was trying to be sarcastic.

I know sarcasm is the lowest form of wit but it seems I struggle with that as well.
1 year ago
canuck is a pedophile

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