Ah grasshopper if memory serves me correct you are an imposter of planettint.
Maybe you should marinate on that for a while?
In the mean time don't sound so desperate and vulnerable qlanettnit can smell the blood in the water his/her posts sound vaguely familiar go back into the archives and do some research no your enemy.
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention. Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention. Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it.
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true
You'll see it's all a show
Keep 'em laughing as you go
Just remember that the last laugh is on you
And always look on the bright side of life!
(from "The Life Of Brian")
You are an egomaniac, No one else would require this much attention. Hello canuck, yes you can be my boyfriend. But first you must prove your love by hanging yourself by the neck until dead. I am sorry but I really need you to do this for me, it just wouldn't work out otherwise.
I see you STILL cannot post unless you invoke MY name when I'm absent, or if I'm actually contributing something.
Your instructions are to keep thinking about ME, and center on all that I do. You will not eat, sleep or engage in ANYTHING.....unless it revolves around ME.
Oh hell, would you guys shut up already? Stop repeating yourself (yourselves). qlanettnit whatever, peanut, getting tedious. Too bad if you don't like it. I'm sick of it already.
The vid was cool, because I kept thinking how much practice and timing that took to do it right. And they never missed a beat. It was great to watch.
Peanut, Honey, I don't want to argue with you. Really I don't. Especially not when I'm on my third (fourth?) glass of wine, and indulged myself in a handfull of potato chips with Crowley's sour cream and onion dip. Ugh! What is wrong with me? I'm trying to lose five pounds, and I can't stay away from the chips and dip! I'm disgusting.
Anyway, I have a lot of things that are irritating me in my life right now, and it's too easy to take it out on people here. Sorry for that. You do whatever makes you happy, say whatever you want. I have no right to complain. I generally like to read all the posts, hear what everyone has to say, even if I don't always comment.
A good day to you Peanut.
Free.
An insight into just how unfunny and embarrassing American "humour" was at that time.
Sadly, the tradition carries on today, if the videos on Glumbert are anything to go by.
The exceptions are Groucho Marx and Richard Nixon.
AF I have to disagree, this was/is a classic for american TV in the late 50s, and was copied by Monty and the gang with different music much later. When this was done TV was fairly new and no one was doing anything less howdy doodey and the news (1/2 hr a day which is what we should have now, not 24/7).
AF - you can just take a hike you stupid Limey. We're the funniest people in the world and dont you forget it.
Stop your whining and crawl back under your stone. We dont like you.
I agree about the news gymyg, but I'm afraid I still don't see it as far as the humour goes! Maybe I'mmissing something.
Oh, and surferbum, thanks for your kind remarks.
Takes one to know one I suppose. Who gives a flying fuck anyway? When your face resembles an arse, it takes a lot more than some retard on a keyboard to upset you. Thanks for pointing it out though. If surfer is reading this, I don't suppose he gives a shit either.
I shot my wife too, I missed my girlfriend, it(the bullet) went out the trailer window, hit the outhouse where my wife was sitting on our neighbor's lap, killed them both, it was declared a murder suicide and I got away with it. Up to now away.
Aah! I remember now Herr Vanka you vere indeed married! Congratulations mein Fuhrer. Ein small und personal affair? Onlya few close freunds und henchmen?
Who conducted zee ceremony? It must haf been ein poignant moment. Until zee shooting obviously.
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