We're used to bears where I come from. (Above the snow line). So when a part came up in the great 1960s TV series "Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier" I jumped at the chance. Crockett was famous for "fighting baars" as it was known. He used to meet them on narrow paths in the woods and stare them down, and if that didn't work, he'd "wrastle" them until they ran away.
Well, the part was for a body double for Fess Parker, the famous actor who played Crockett. All you had to do was fight bears. FUCK! Easy meat I thought. Except that the bears we had in our audition were Malayan honey bears - they didn't understand a word of English, far less French-Canadian. So when I shouted "Hey bear, I'm gonna wrastle you to the ground!", the fucking things ignored me completely and attacked. One of them bit me so hard on the ass that I couldn't sit down for two weeks. The director used a couple of the out takes, but I didn't get paid a red cent!
Canvck1963: You're much too cleaver to be wasting your time putting comments on this website. It's the same half-dozen names over and over again. Think about it; there are five billion people on the planet and the same six or seven on glumbert every day (minute?) trying to secure the first post under their name. It seems to me that the first poster would either have to have been a coincidence or more probably, somebody that sits on the website daily and is constantly pushing the refresh button until a new video has been posted to get the coveted, "first post". Taking a few minutes a day too watch the videos is fun, but spending one's time trying to be the first to poster is pathetic.
xyz you are wrong sir...........posting first is a feat to be aspired to! Once achieved it will become the highlight of your existence and a defining moment in your families history! Think BIG man!!!!
I was thinking along the same lines, first an equalizer for fairness, lets say a Smith and Wesson 500, then to make things fair, only three rounds in the cylinder! Let this little 90 lb lady show you how to handle one.....
In the hilltown we use bears as a jogging tool. We cover a fat kid in honey and let the bear out, works, we're running out of fat kids. The bear is getting bigger too.
That's not funny. My mom is a fat kid. She was killed by a bear. I made a honey bear bong in her honor and now I smoke pot to ease the pain. Pot is illegal in the US so I have lot's of pain. Fuck Obama and McCain, they both want to take away your rights. Vote Libertarian!
(If you picture a beatnik with some bongo's and a smokey stage this random rant is like.......poetry dude.)
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