My eyes are burning, and so is my stomach. I think that's the last time I eat a chicken falafel with hot sauce. I know my ass is going to be praying to the porcelain god later on tonight. Maybe I should do myself a favour and break out the Ex-Lax and relax. What else is going on today? Nothing really, just a boring Monday. Monday is the day that most people end up in the Emergency ward. Monday is the day of the week that most people die as well.
The reason white women will vote for Obama is they think he has a big whang. Well, I've got news for them. He hasn't!
Big whang is what you've got when you're me!
Now I dialed 911 a long time ago
Don't you see how late they're reactin'
They only come and they come when they wanna
So get the morgue embalm the goner
They don't care 'cause they stay paid anyway
They teach ya like an ace they can't be betrayed
I know you stumble with no use people
If your life is on the line they you're dead today
Late comings with the late comin' stretcher
That's a body bag in disguise y'all betcha
I call 'em body snatchers quick they come to fetch ya?
With an autopsy ambulance just to dissect ya
They are the kings 'cause they swing amputation
Lose your arms, your legs to them it's compilation
I can prove it to you watch the rotation
It all adds up to a funky situation
So get up get, get get down
911 is a joke in yo town
Get up, get, get, get down
Late 911 wears the late crown
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