The Science Of Ball To Groin

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First:mako100
1 year ago
Moi!
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
no
1 year ago
LETS GO PENS CUP CRAZY!!
1 year ago
Pens r definitly winning the cup Lead by Canadian Boy 007 or 87 Sydney Crosby
1 year ago
Beg to differ...Depending on rookie captains won't get you the Cup. I say Detroit in 7.
1 year ago
As f0or the vid 1 word OUCH!
1 year ago
Is this another $500 million US government study?
1 year ago
I would only do that for about 500 million. Even then...
1 year ago
STFU INFINT
1 year ago
hey-i don't mean, it, just foollin'. u wanna claim first? go ahead, i don't mind.
1 year ago
honestly it doesnt matter, it's just for fun, ya know?
1 year ago
I believe the most important scientific fact proven here is that Jason is an IDIOT! That hurt just watching.
1 year ago
WHAT A LITTLE CUTIE.... I HOPE HE'S NOT RUINED FOR LIFE :(
1 year ago
hmm....he might be a littler cutie now than before.....
1 year ago
I hate after you're kicked in the nutts not only does your balls hurt, but then you delvolp a severe stomach ache. When i played football (american the only real football) we had cup checks sometimes you didnt see those coming, but i bet you had your cup on next time we practiced.
1 year ago
the only real football?

You mean the only real "American Football"
I hope?

I agree with the stomach pains though!!!!
They are the worst part of getting hit down low!
1 year ago
Yes it was a shot at soccer. I hate soccer. The NFL has a place for soccer players though. They're called place kickers and they are mostly out of shape.
1 year ago
heres another: (i didnt make this one up)
The presidents of Molson, Budweiser, and Guiness had a meeting. After the meeting, they visited the local pub. Bartender says, "What'll you have?"

Molson president says, "Canadian! Because I am!"
Bud president says, "Bud! The king of beers!"
Guiness president says, "Cola!"
Bartender says, "Cola! Are you kidding?"
Guiness president says, "If these fine gentlemen aren't drinking beer, then neither will I!"
1 year ago
Amen
1 year ago
he buys a ricerocket and kills himself!
1 year ago
For those who wonder what happened to adolfvanker...

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=iU2BF5IJeQU
1 year ago
Jason now stars as the leading tenor in the Mormon Tabernacle Choir.
1 year ago
On impressions of little michael Jackson at the Vets Club.
1 year ago
"Hey Jason, we are looking for a volunteer to kick into the balls, how about you?"

"Ow, yeah, sure, why not"

Just trying to figure out how anyone can volunteer for such a test...
1 year ago
he wasn't sure he had the balls;
1 year ago
I did that with my EX, never found the ball.
1 year ago
Or a shovel.
1 year ago
They should have used a baseball.
1 year ago
Or, they should have used a three pound Idaho russet.
1 year ago
Should have used a baseball bat.
1 year ago
or a cat.cats make me smile
1 year ago
The ball doesn't bag him really, if he would have dressed to the right he would have been OK. I personally would have got some wood on and volleyed that som-bitch right back!!!!
1 year ago
1 year ago
forever dooming you to impostor-dumb
1 year ago
The Twink did good
1 year ago
i dont think that bush/cheney et al set out to ruin the united states but that's wha's happening....

'Squawk Box' Guest Warns of $12-15-a-Gallon Gas
Robert Hirsch, an energy advisor, says CNBC morning show prediction was a citation of the 'Dean of Oil Analysts.' By Jeff Poor
Business & Media Institute
5/21/2008 3:38:13 PM

     It may be the mother of all doom and gloom gas price predictions: $12 for a gallon of gas is %u201Cinevitable.%u201D
 
     Robert Hirsch, Management Information Services Senior Energy Advisor, gave a dire warning about the potential future of gas prices on CNBC%u2019s May 20 %u201CSquawk Box%u201D. He told host Becky Quick there was no single thing that would solve the problem, due to the enormity of the problem.
 
    

%u201C[T]he prices that we%u2019re paying at the pump today are, I think, going to be %u2018the good old days,%u2019 because others who watch this very closely forecast that we%u2019re going to be hitting $12 and $15 per gallon,%u201D Hirsch said. %u201CAnd then, after that, when oil %u2013 world oil production goes into decline, we%u2019re going to talk about rationing. In other words, not only are we going to be paying high prices and have considerable economic problems, but in addition to that, we%u2019re not going to be able to get the fuel when we want it.%u201D
 
     Hirsch told the Business & Media Institute the $12-$15 a gallon wasn%u2019t his prediction, but that he was citing Charles T. Maxwell, described as the %u201CDean of Oil Analysts%u201D and the senior energy analyst at Weeden & Co. Still, Hirsch admitted the high price was inevitable in his view.
1 year ago
I RIDE BIKE ALL TIME DAM ASS YOU AR LAZIE DAM ASS
1 year ago
at least he didn't say "FUCK!".....that must get boring..and hes not even getting any attention for it..so that takes all the fun away!
1 year ago
The next thing that happens is the gas stations start selling gas in litres

Britain as we speak £1.20/litre , whats that per gallon, 4.54609188 litres per gallon £1.20 x 4.54609188 = £5.45/gallon currnet exchange rate £1 = 1.9712 dollars therefore Britain is paying 10.74 dollars/gallon as i write this

America get use to it!!
1 year ago
Whats a liter? Here in New England we are trading wampum for the magic juice. My horseless chariot gets 15 rods per hogshead, and I pay 20 wamps for that!

I must pray harder to the god Bush, and slaughter a lamb to bring about change. My goose entrails predict it will need a smaller chariot in future.
1 year ago
I guess I will have to sell my Canyonaro:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2rkN9D9o_A&feature=related
1 year ago
Motoring in Britain costs , based on an avergae wage i think of around £22k , based on a shit car that had no loan and averaging 15 thousand miles per year , would cost around 20-25 % of your wage
1 year ago
"...Let me start first by telling you that America has got to change its habits. We've got to get off oil. And the reason why is, first, oil is -- dependency on oil presents a real challenge to our economy. As economies grow -- and we want all our economies to grow; we want people to be prosperous, we want people who are living in poverty to be able to grow out of poverty. We want there to be general prosperity, but as economies grow, until we change our habits, there is going to be more dependency on oil."

--President George W. Bush, March 5, 2008

LOL
1 year ago
The transcript of Mr. Bush's next speech on the energy crisis has been released:

( Here is the general gist of what he says is good for America )Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens
Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
These are a few of my favorite things

Cream colored ponies and crisp apple streudels
Doorbells and sleigh bells and schnitzel with noodles
Wild geese that fly with the moon on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things

When the dog bites
When the bee stings
When I'm feeling sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
1 year ago
Bush has no ideas of his own
1 year ago
Uh-oh.

Lookiee what the paster who endorsed John McCain said:

http://www.thecarpetbaggerreport.com/archives/15619.html

Oh no. Do ya think we'll see the same rage and indignation from the NEO-CONS (i.e. Republi-GOONS) about this, that they showed when they were all over Obama with Rev. Wright?

Ummmm......no. Doubt it.

This Hagee guy is just as big a douche bag as McCain himself, so don't hold your breath.

After all, "hypocrisy" is a Republican Party foundation.
1 year ago
Politicians should have absolutely no ties to business, especially the oil business. After all, business people are all about one thing, money. Maybe politicians would be a little more conscientious to the real world issues.
1 year ago
No politicians on either side worth voting for this time around.
1 year ago
Good point, deuce.

EXCEPT.....

in THIS case, it's a situation whereby said 'politcian' has ties (i.e. is pandering) to my age-old nemisis: organized religion, and their stupid, zealot, misguided, bigoted, narrow-minded leader.

Usually, yes, it IS about "oil".

But here....it's about simple stupidity.

Nothing more.
1 year ago
well, when it comes to 'simple stupidity' you're the master canfuck.

a tout à l'heure, travelot
1 year ago
('Radio silence' also applies to ALL of your 'aliases', shithead....just thought I'd state that for the record, 'cuz lawd knows you are TOO stupid to figure that one out)
1 year ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!!LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL..this video was so funny!
1 year ago
does this video seriously already have almost 93,000 views???
Is that some kind of record for Glumville?

by the way, that hurt me!!
1 year ago
THIS was Painful to watch.
1 year ago
Drivel.
If you want to see REAL gonad pain, do a Glumbert search for "Chinese tongue twister" or something similar. It's an oldie but a goodie!
Enjoy.
1 year ago
It might be "Japanese Tongue Twister" - they all look the same to me. That was irony by the way.
1 year ago
I say this is the best....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=UN2VNFpiGWo

and after all these years, still "rockin"!

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=wv5HJkp5sY0&feature=related
1 year ago
Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge!!!
1 year ago
Nugent rulez!

They don't make guitar players like that anymore unfortunately :(
1 year ago
like it miter , and i like your anger!!!! you are the man !
1 year ago
OH shit, I'm all fired up now....

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=joBMq6b4MmE&NR=1

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=j_YTM_eAWnQ&NR=1 the last 30 seconds tell the truth about gun control!
1 year ago
Ahhhhh....Miter-Miter-Miter....my good friend MITER!

LOL!

Listen....if I ever come pay you a friendly visit to swap sugar....I ask only one thing: have LOTS and LOTS of coffee ready, and-at-the-boil....because YOU and ME are gonna be up ALL night long hashing this one out.

LOLOLOL!!
1 year ago
Since when are Penn and Teller politicos?
1 year ago
Ha.

Ha.

HA.

Wiseguy.
1 year ago
I got a better idea if I will ever manage it to visit Miter: We will avoid the topic, knowing that we have different but not totally incompatible opinions on the matter and rather go to the range to have some fun doing target practice (and maybe blow up some stuff while we are on the topic)
1 year ago
Hey it actually passed: http://fruitfly.wordpress.com/2008/03/05/arrest-warrants-issued-for-cheney-and-bush-in-maple-syrup/

In eight years the President of the United States never visited this state?

Now thats the kind representation every state needs.
1 year ago
I think several other towns passed similar resolutions, yes?

Man, I sure would LOVE to see Cheney or Georgie-Boy get the bracelets slapped on them in one of these places, and take a perp-walk to the squad car.

LOVE IT.
1 year ago
No person can be a great leader unless he takes genuine joy in the successes of those under him; wa nance( i think)
1 year ago
C - There are many towns throughout the US states that were and are doing this. I don't know how many have passed.
1 year ago
"Commander in Thief" liked that...
1 year ago
The future of deep depression:

http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/goldman-sachs-raises-possibility-200/story.aspx?guid=%7B4B702F7F-41F8-45F0-A133-630F12F2C764%7D

I would guess that Gasoline in the US will be over $10.00 per gallon within the next 3 years.
1 year ago
Lower income Americans are already using nearly 1/3 of their annual income to pay for energy.

Now where did I put those cold fusion instructions...
1 year ago
Next to the drawing of the perpetuum mobile?

Energy efficiency is the short term relief, renewable energies (real ones, not bullshit like bio diesel made from food crops) with even more energy efficiency is the long term solution.

No one not understanding the principles of thermodynamics should be allowd to hold any office.
1 year ago
Swell.

Just swell.
1 year ago
is cold fusion a practical possibility ???
maybe we can invent our way out of this mess
1 year ago
Chuck - Cold fusion experiments continue, with unpredictable results. It may be feasible if the effects are really fusion (Most think not).

The best bet is the ITER being built in France:

http://www.iter.org/
1 year ago
The cold fusion experiment has not been possible to repeat. Though some of that may be due to rather unenthusiastic attempts. There possibly is some effect, but it may not be fusion and it likely is not a magic energy source.

ITER, which is the follow on project to JET, is the best bet for a future high yiel energy source. But it may not become practically operational for 20-50 years, this is still research and it is a very complex process.
1 year ago
Cold fusion is what happens to a skate boarder's face when it meets the pavement while he was trying to Ollie.
1 year ago
Ask them, they will tell you it was really hot.
1 year ago
Focus fusion...that's where it's at! No radioactive waste, only $60 a kilowatt hour (as compared to the current $1000 kWh for natural gas).
1 year ago
arse, i belive the clip you mentioned is called: "say this tongue twister or else...". try that, guys.
1 year ago
also, cold fusion is possible. ever heard of a star? well many stars use it, i have exstensively researched the topic. i have plans for a facuility that could do it; it's just the small problem that the container needed to hold it is too large to be even a slight bit practical; that and the fact that we would lose more money DURING the process then we would make from it. possible? yes. profitable... HELL no!
1 year ago
now, heres another idea: need a doomsday weapon like the classic Death Star? combine a particle accelerator, a fusion reactor, and a twice the size of the World Trade center. effectively, you have a forced fusion reaction that releases so much energy..well, i think it's safe to say that it could destroy the WHOLE area of New York City. any one here still want to call me stupid?
1 year ago
(oh, and that not my huge idea for a new military weapon. my idea is hundreds of times more lethal. even Nasa's petty scientists could tell you what i just stated would work; but they could never devise something like my masterplan.)
1 year ago
Mr. Infinity; No offense but you need to take some physics courses.

Cold fusion in a star? Explain.
1 year ago
Different definition of "cold"?
1 year ago
Snagged this today:

http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5jFdsgFXBe9csevgyOxUipuylCUiQ

My own personal thoughts on this, is.....finally! The governments actually taking a course of action that is the RIGHT thing to do.
1 year ago
canuck..do you have total disregard for brilliance?
1 year ago
btw, that name..manolo calls u..mean, but hilarious. i was wondering; your name is already a mild profanity; what fun is there in adding to it? no offense, but your a fun guy, i know you can take a joke.

-infinity-
1 year ago
"your name is already a mild profanity"

Interestingly enough, I commented on this subject, on a thread awhile back. I find it perplexing that a majority of Americans regard the term "canuck" as derogatory, or insulting. The truth of the matter is this: nothing could be farther from the truth.

The term "canuck" (up here) is in no way viewed as a negative; as a matter of fact, most Canadians look upon as the equivalent to an American being called a "Yank" (unless you're WAY south of the Mason-Dixon Line, where they'd see it as an insult, because they still can't accept the fact that they....ummmm....errrrr.....what's the word I'm looking for?....the word that describes the opposite of 'won'....oh, never mind....just throwing a playful little jab at my friends in the DEEEEEP South....har-har!).

I also point out to you, that we have an NHL hockey team up here called "The Canucks" (Vancouver), and way, way back, we even had a couple of comic book heroes called "Captain Canuck" and "Johnny Canuck". My Amercian in-laws are the same way; they actually RECOILED when I referred to myself as a "canuck" in their presence. It freaked me out, because I couldn't figure out what the big deal was. Shit, one time I even caught my mother-in-law whispering to her husband, almost in a hiss, "Don't call him that! It ain't nice!!".

So, I dunno. I'm scratching my head here over that whole issue. Can't figure it out.

As for your "brilliance"....trust me: NOTHING escapes my attention on these threads. I may be absent here-and-there, but eventually I'll do my catching up. Sometimes, shift-work DOES have its benefits, you know.
1 year ago
P.S.

And as far as what my alias/stalker calls me....pfffft.

Kinda figured that this was all he had left.

So that leaves me as the one standing, after the show-down in the street is over.
1 year ago
ATTN: Canfuck

Your mummy called. She can't pick you up from drama practice as your daddy's been caught perving in the swimming pool changing rooms again, so she has to go to the cop house and bail him out. Please go home with Jonny. And don't forget to take your angry pills.
1 year ago
OMG LAUGHING MY FUCKING ASS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
1 year ago
canuck: still havn't explained what you think of my missile idea. i say it's simple and brilliant all at once. you..perhaps you simply don't understand such things. and canuck IS an insult down here. if a kid says that in school..id say instant detention/suspension/wevrthfukthe teachers want to do. so...we don't say it, and thats why i stated it as a mild profanity. if you were to type it in microsoft word, left click on it and hit `look up', it would say something along the lines of the word being quite racist.
1 year ago
you know, my childhood teachers never viewed me as smart. they always, with exception of about two, who did, saw me as a trouble maker. i never payed attanetion, but in reality, i was smarter then those shit-for-brains fuckwits ever were. and they dared to call themselves teachers.
1 year ago
Here ya go:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Canuck

Now, beyond THAT, all you have at your disposal is a Real McCoy (namely me) who was born, raised and edoocated up here then, in effect, this would then make ME the 'expert witness' on THIS issue. Sound reasonable? So...if I say to you it is NOT an 'insult', and that some folks in your neck-of-the-woods have misinterpreted or skewed the meaning of that term and got it WRONG....I'd say that this should give you pause for thought re: this issue, and possibly re-evaluate your beliefs in that regard.....yes? Does that sound rational to you? Buuuuuut......if you wanna take "Microsoft Word" at face-value, over what I tell you.....it's your choice.

As far as your "missile idea" goes.....I'm still processing it. The only visual experience I've had with the concept of a "Doomsady Weapon", is the old episode in the Star Trek series I saw, about the planet-killer ("The Doomsday Machine"); you know....the one where Commodore Matt Decker flew a stolen shuttlecraft into its from opening, and fried himself as the ultimate atonement for losing his ship and crew.

Does your "missile" have a hull made of solid neutronium? If so, you might be onto something there.

LOL!
1 year ago
I remember that episode. It looked like some giant bent up aluminum cornucopia.

In the opposing universe it is belching out shuttle crafts, planets, and commodores.
1 year ago
LMFAOOOOO!!!!
1 year ago
See?? I can't even comprehend this....


Didn't these folks VOLUNTEER??
1 year ago
deb - I guess its like Amway, they just didn't know what they had signed up for.
1 year ago
You're 100% correct, Goldie.

Yes, they did.

Now don't get me wrong....if there were fleeing a "draft" that would have forced them into a situation to die for an at-best obscure cause (i.e. Vietnam), then I believe they'd have a right to seek a safe haven. But therein lies the difference: these are NOT "draft-dodgers"....they are DESERTERS. Big difference. Why the hell should MY government accommodate them, just because they refused to honour a contract they willingly signed?? No way, Jose. The whole point of claiming "refugee status", is to escape a country where there is a COMPLETE break-down of the Rule Of Law, and whereby the individual has no where to turn to for remedy, i.e., proper legal council, fair trails, right to appeals, etc. This is NOT the case of these "refugee claimaints" mentioned in this article, because those issues do NOT apply to the United States. These DESERTERS DO have the right to legal representation in a court of law, where their cases will be heard.....IN THE U.S. In that spirit, they should be MARCHED to the border, and turned over to American M.P.'s forthwith and without delay.

MY nation should NOT become a sanctuary for those who decided that suddenly the money, benefits and education incentives Uncle Sam offered them (and which they VOLUNTARILY accepted)....were NOW 'not worth it'.

If they assigned me tomorrow to escort one of these fellows to the border to be handed over to U.S. authorities.....I'd happily do it, even without pay.
1 year ago
P.S.

These folks should STILL consider themselves lucky:

During World War II, it was the policy of the United States military to EXECUTE DESERTERS. For real, although I'm not sure if it's still 'in the books', so to speak; perhaps some of our ex-service members on Glumbert can shed clarification on this.

Either way, they'll get a better shake today, than deserters of the past.

For sure.
1 year ago
P.P.S

Having been decorated with "Zee Iron Cross of Canada", I have no sympathy for these sucks.

LOL!
1 year ago
Goldie.....I don't see much of you, or Free or Riza anymore.

I keep thinking you gals are mad at the ol' C.

If that were true, that would bug me.

(in a "hate-to-think-I pissed-off-some-genuinely-nice-people" kinda way)
1 year ago
P.P.P.S.

I have again changed my profile picture to reflect this.

(cue orchestra)
1 year ago
you want profanity?
here's some.
you fucking cunt canuck stalkers are piecs of verminous shit syphilliic sons of Port Said camel dealers whose mothers suck cocks in hell for clothing coupons.
1 year ago
out of breath?

Good line.

I'm gonna use on the next mormon that comes to my door..

Their resonpse should be golden.
1 year ago
Oy vey.
1 year ago
Wow, I'm getting a visual, and it's scary!!!!
1 year ago
1 year ago
fuck you peice of mother fucking dick for brains shit. you pack shit, you mother fucker. go suck yourself and die asshole. fucking bastard.
1 year ago
talk to me again and ill rip you to peices. the REAL canuck is a lot better company. now go die shithead!
1 year ago
Why?
All i ask is why.
1 year ago
imposterkiller? get on the case.
1 year ago
hello qlanettint. good to see you again. i suppose that makes two of us tht have stopped being retards like canucklimposter.
1 year ago
podman..cold fusion...works at the core of stars. it is cold fusion although it is hot, because the temperature does not play a role in how it works. some people have theoried that it is normal fusion; but i am positive of the opposite. you see, the atoms react at what would be normal room temperature; that is refered to as cold fusion. the stars use this same system, simply it is very hot. also, you may have noticed i mentioned the size of the containment unit...as you can see, it's gotta be pretty big. example: the size of a star.
1 year ago
Maybe you could just go there and get the center part of the star and bring it back in a smaller containment unit............
1 year ago
no, not possible. you see, if you had a ship strong enough to do that, (which would probably require a miles-thick hull that would melt off as it entered and exited the star.) you would be able to build an adequate containment unit.
1 year ago
Right, I didn't think of that.:( What about a longer nose piece that could probe the star and get some of the middle bits....
1 year ago
Yikes!
1 year ago
Two Polish astronaunts went to the UN and told them they wanted to go to the sun. The UN said you'd burn up, they said they'd go at night.
1 year ago
Umm cold fusion....in a star? Cold fusion ,or I should say the theory of cold fusion means just that...COLD! As in room temperature an earthly room!
1 year ago
ps: whose Ai is manolo?
1 year ago
Take a wild guess.

LOL!
1 year ago
i have no 'Ai' - you're paranoid
1 year ago
ramble: what do you mean and who you talkin to?
1 year ago
It was meant for the imposter, but i see you went on rant/rampage before i could post my comment.
1 year ago
Airline fat tax:

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/airline-fat-tax

I guess we Americans will have to pay for all 40 Stones in the future.

LOL
1 year ago
Just as long as there would be a rebate after I pay full fare for my 2o kg kids! The airlines will offer single or double seats, take your pick (priced accordingly) just like buying that ice cream before getting on the plane, one scope or two?
1 year ago
shit....scoop.
1 year ago
On a related point, I was purchasing shirts, and noticed that the XXXL shirts were the same price as the small sized shirts. There must be an extra 2 square meters of material in the large ones, so why are they all the same price.

Its a overt subsidy for the obese. I want a fat tax on clothing as well.
1 year ago
Oops! I'm American that should be 2 square perch.
1 year ago
Two Polish astronaunts went to the UN and told them they wanted to go to the sun. The UN said you'd burn up, they said they'd go at night.
1 year ago
OMG!

LMFAOOOO!!!
1 year ago
Hey; Question

Does Canada celebrate Memprial Day like we do?

Is it this weekend too? This is my Friday..... YAY!!!!
1 year ago
Goldie.....see above, re: me reply to your comments.

As for your question about "Memorial Day", the answer is....yes. We do.

However, up here, it's called "Victoria Day".....AND.....we had it just last weekend. Our next holiday be our 'Independence Day (otherwise known up here as "Canada Day", on July 1st)....while you folks will celebrate the same thing on July 4th.

BTW....I promised the wife we'd drive down across the border, to celebrate your nations birthday on U.S. soil; she's all excited about it (you can take the gal outta the U.S., but ya can't take the U.S. outta the gal.....oh well; gimme time; I'm working on her....LOL!), and I shall look forward to wishing y'all a sincere Happy Birthday!
1 year ago
Actually we have Rememberance Day on Nov. 11 but is unfortunately not a stat holiday anymore.
1 year ago
You're right.

It should be.

Although, Web, I kinda think that our "Remembrance Day" is the the equivalent to the U.S. "Veterans Day". Not totally sure....but I'm fairly certain.
1 year ago
Remembrance Day is a Stat in some Provinces. Just not the ones that have that holiday in February.
1 year ago
That's Memorial Day... my fingers are already on vacation, obviously......

sheesh!
1 year ago
Victoria Day is Queen Victoria's birthday celebration, why I don't know!
1 year ago
BECAUSE IT'S A PART OF OUR HERITAGE!!!

FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE, MAN! SPEAK NOT THIS SACRILIEDGE ANY FURTHER!!

lol!
1 year ago
OK, Thanks.

I knew about Victoria Day, it sometimes falls on my Birthday May 18th ish, correct? I did'nt know what the actual celebration was other than her birthday. Nice parade in Victoria BC....

I played there about..... oh lord,
more years ago than I care to admit.
1 year ago
Understood..I just think the sarifice young men endured in the World Wars is a stronger tie to our heritage than the birthday of a Queen who died over a century ago.
1 year ago
AAAAAnd.....THAT.....is a good point, too.
1 year ago
Hey.....you guys wanna play a really cool FREE on-line video game?:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/199440

It's called "All Hallows Eve"; you're stuck in a mansion, and brain-hungry zombies are attcking; the more of them you kill, the more money you get to buy better weapons and better upgrade your mansions defences. There's 25 assaults by them upon you, and they come faster and faster at each level.

And for GAWDS SAKES......make sure you ALTERNATE between your weapons, or you'll get eaten for sure!

Lemme know how you guys make out!

BRAAAAIIIINNNSSSS.......HUNGRRRRRYYYYY.......UHHHHHHH.....

Lmfao!
1 year ago
Tried it.

Is the soundtrack from a White House banquet?
1 year ago
LOLOLOL!!

Keep at it....it gets pretty intense as you go further along.
1 year ago
1 year ago
IMPOSTER ALERT!!!!!
1 year ago
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.

The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'

He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.

The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing. The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'

He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on its head.'

----------------AND WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
1 year ago
I don't get it;
1 year ago
LOL good one Deb!
1 year ago
You have to have a pair of balls for the stunt to work in the first place. Can't hurt what you dont have!!
1 year ago
He had the balls to do this stunt (deliberately past tense...)
1 year ago
1 year ago
Psst smell this imposte.....FFFAAAAAARRTTTTT!!!!!!!!!! Just a little present from my BIG............BLACK..................GERMAN SHEPHERD!
1 year ago
My fellow Canadian[canuck1963 and all your aliases, if anyone is going to beat the crap out of you i am first in line .[but you will have to wait till my thumb heals in 6 weeks] I will have one of my friends get me a convicts outfit [aren't they orange with blue stick on flowers],he can video tape it and we can give you a copy so you can show it at the Canadian[ white ]prison guard annual trade show and flea market. If I win you have to return your medal or at least not wear it for 40 years. Other than that I thing you are causing too much turmoil in Glumbert town either you leave or help with a new election for sheriff. I think Goldenbarb should become sheriff before she gets any older. Right now I hear she is a hot chick , next year?
My next suggestion would be skidmark as he is so out to lunch on what says he would be a perfect sheriff . He can drink coffee all day and sit in his car exposing himself to the ladies of the pta. I have to think about the 3rd suggestion.
1 year ago
hey! canuckl!! law enforcement training? did THAT tell you what to do agaisnt someone with a sniper rifle trained on the back of your head? or how about what to do if you come up agaisnt someone thats duel-weilding two AK-47's? huh? and what if that particular person knows how to USE those two AK's? or what if that person's a blackbelt? did your "law enforcemnt training" teach you anything about that? if you were EVEN old enough for said training, you wouldn't be acting like a fucking 9 year old.
1 year ago
Ummmm.....I think you need to switch to decaf.
1 year ago
hey canada-canucks a good enough sherrif. we don't need someone new. sure, skid would probabkly do fine. so would "goldenbarb". we all have a our roles, though, and canucks just fine by me. you-for now, shut the hell up.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Oh are you pouting ,my little self aggrandizing genus? Do you know what they say about people that brag about them selfs?
Please answer this in all seriousness ,please . When do you have time to eat sleep or go to the bathroom ? You are on Glumbert all the time.
Why don't you put an ad in Mensa in your home town maybe a like person will answer you and you can have a relationship instead of wasting your time on Glumbert 24/7..
1 year ago
You do realize that you're talking to yet another alias I hope.
1 year ago
1 year ago
why do canadians fight so much, must be all those americans that moved there in the 70s.
1 year ago
Either THAT....or we just got our own quirks, like anyone else.
1 year ago
Canuck up to his old tricks I see - alienating any and all but those who've succumbed to his war of attrition through sheer quantity of words.

I do admit that the guy makes a decent point every once in a while ... but the method to the madness ... just taints it all.
1 year ago
People, clean your screen, your glasses, your contacts what ever the fuck that has you blinded and not seeing that this canuckl963 is a FUCKING IMPOSTOR!!!! LOOK AT THE NAME!!! SPELL OUT THE LETTERS!!!!
THIS IS NOT CANUCK1963!!!! This is what the imposterkiller is all about, whacking these childish little people that play games!
1 year ago
No kidding M.
1 year ago
Here-here.
1 year ago
You're right, Miter.

And the lying-ass puke that's responsible for it (and most of them) has a post immediately above your name, there. If you really care to take a cursory look, you can see the same ol' boring pattern: he carpet-bombs everything with his nutty little names....then crawls out of his hole, with a little shit-eating grin, and blames me. This plays out so often, the same way, that I could set my watch by this idiot.

But this is quite good, I think.

It shows that I occupy a spot in his pointed little head, like a cancerous tumour, that slowly eats at him. Good. I DO hope (and know) that I haunt every waking, loser-laced minute of his life.

So like I said, Miter: no sweat.

It's all GRAND.
1 year ago
P.S.

Notice how worse he gets, when I banish him to radio silence?

LOLOLOLOL!!
1 year ago
Someone called me "angry"....you're fucking right about that.. I come here for some "comic relief" and no NOOOOOOOOOO not tonight!

So my turn to vent some shit! So it's all about whose got the bigger balls or guns?

Give me a fucking break all you fake ass tough guys, you aren't fooling a soul and you don't have a clue! You couldn't handle yourself in the "real world" if your life depended on it! All talk all BS!

All you piss ant jealous of canuck wah wha's makes me sick too, so fucking what if he's better than you pathetic impostor fools GET OVER IT! You know who you are, you know who and what you aren't, most here know as well....read into this what you want and if you get bent over it, I'm talking to you and a big fuckyou to ya!

LOL damn that felt pretty good, I think I'll top that with 30 tracer rounds from my big gun into the night sky...with my big balls hanging out! No BS, no lie's, no bragging, no exagerating, the real deal...I'll be right back....


Done!

Great, got a mosquito bite on my left nut, dog is hiding, didn't see that 747 and I hear sirens...no just the ears ringing.


Disclaimer; This rant is not intended for use by the regulars and if there are any ladies left, I apologize for my language.
1 year ago
No offense M, but there's one I don't think I want a video of. lol
1 year ago
LOL, well the kick on that thing had me on the ground like the guy in the vid..

Tip, never I repeat NEVER go full auto with your balls hanging out!
1 year ago
What are ya, nuts? lol
1 year ago
Holy Jeez, Deputy!

Calm doooooown, Bro!

It's all good.....really.

As the Beatles once said...."We can work it out"....

LOL!
1 year ago
BTW, Miter:

See my post above.

That should help put things in some.....perspective.
1 year ago
I called you angry miter, i was god damn right!
me like miter---he must crush skulls too---he even scare me some---he must be from north of snowline---all big skull crushers come from great white north
1 year ago
I just wanna be loved.

Izzat so WRONG????

Jeeeeeeeeez.
1 year ago
Who loves ya baby?

*Kojak*
1 year ago
Seee????

I feel better already!

LOL!
1 year ago
i thought the beatles said we can "fork" it out.
1 year ago
btw, miter, i CAN handle myself in the real world. popped a soda bottle at about 300ft. with my 30/30, after aiming for about 2 seconds. i can empty my AK's clip in a matter of seconds, and put the entire quantity of the bullets into a circle with a 1ft. radius. and i belive i mentioned im a blackbelt? if not, wll i just did.
1 year ago
YAAWWWNNN! Time to get up lets see what dregs my rant brought up....OH lookie there, got a few of em going...LOL little minds, so easliy baited...pathetic!
1 year ago
post meant for below
1 year ago
I wasn't talking to you infinity, but you come back with some of the bullshit I'm talking about. You brag of being a good shot....great but so am I, last weekend I was challenged by a top National Guard sharpshooter, I embarrassed him. Black belt, so WAS I for eleven years in Shotokan, along with 35 other men, women, boys, girls, not a real hard thing to achieve. 30 30- nice rifle I have one, model 94 Winchester had it since I was an 18 year old kid, we used to shoot a beer keg a 400 yards in a gravel pit, no scope no shit.

You say you can handle yourself in the real world...you're too young to have proven yourself out there my man, you have no idea, but your strong will and confidence will help you (or get you killed) if and when "that day comes"! The best defense....shut up and walk away!

There's always someone better, bigger, smarter, richer, faster, etc., etc.....except that fact, you don't have to prove anything to anybody, just be yourself, live long and prosper! You seem like a smart guy, all you need is wisdom.
1 year ago
Night all. Big day tomorrow.
1 year ago
Night Billy-B.

Back at ya again, soon.
1 year ago
he posts and leaves...
1 year ago
GO SOX!!!!

Hey Miter - calm down. I know everything. I am God.
1 year ago
1 year ago
...and a paranoid one as well.

...who makes up imaginary children in order to pretend he's not really an effete adolescent, yet to attend some middle ranking provincial college to take his liberal arts degree.

He's now wasting his time looking for aliases and changing his 'profile' - as if anyone bothers to check that shit.
1 year ago
1 year ago
When will you dumbasses ever learn.
1 year ago
throb, it's unheathly to show so much interest in another man , people will start to talk
1 year ago
Wow!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!!!!!! Back for just a short time and I'm already responsible for about 50 aliases according to canuck. Fantastic!!!!!!

Your story doesn't play canuck. 1) There are plenty of us here who won't put up with your antics, 2) If I were all these aliases, I'd literally be here 24/7 - kinda like canuck, 3) and again if I were all these aliases, just why would I make the one and only throbstick so conspicuously absent for months?

BillBoat, I and others cleared the air on this months ago and had a 'confess your aliases' session. Even Billboat had one or two. I'll refresh your memory: if you see susanvi, leafforlife, or barnsleyfc, you'll know that's me. As hard as it might be for canuck to believe this, many glumbertonians are real individuals that see right through to his soul and don't like what they see. Move out of the denial stage and face the fact that many of us simply do not like your 'tude.

BTW - I seem to have picked up an imposter of my own above! Now if I were canuck, I'd probably go on a rant about me being the center of the universe, blah, blah, blah........

Okay, time for a Dunkin coffee before I hit the gym.
1 year ago
Does anyone believe any of this shit matters

Glumbert is mostly about being the Alpha male , we are all chimps smelling each others arses!
1 year ago
Ewwwww
1 year ago
Here something that might make the monkey house quiet:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RPp5IO07D9sI was watching Mars Attacks last night and I think this is the music that killed them off. LOL
1 year ago
OK it won't post, sorry folks.
1 year ago
I will try this: Not the same but perhaps even funnier:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87bUBB-rwFc&NR=1

Indian love call
1 year ago
Interesting stuff Pod!
1 year ago
I loved this Pod , one bubble to rule the world, Are you suggesting in every form even on a chemical level there is a dominant power, in line with my suggested alpha male posting, or is it just a video,
1 year ago
It is a obtuse visual on how one primate is manipulating a giant blob of water in micro gravity, and then we have the rest of us...
1 year ago
YAAWWWNNN! Time to get up lets see what dregs my rant brought up....OH lookie there, got a few of em going...LOL little minds, so easily baited...pathetic!
1 year ago
See what I mean, Miter?

Gets him everytime!!

Told ya he was pathological!

LMFAO!!
1 year ago
Pod

two things , why the indian love call and my point regarding britian selling petrol in litres was that when a gallon looked to much they switched to litres to make petrol sound cheaper, or did you know this was my point?
1 year ago
Yo may not remember when the US went metric. It was great, and I was hoping we would stick with it, but pitifully it did not take.

And yes the conversion was was noted. Actually everything here is kinda in both systems now. A conjoined harmony of confusion. Kind of like Slim Whitman's singing.

The great ship will turn eventually, but very slowly, and as usual way too slow for me.
1 year ago
throb = stream ?
1 year ago
Nooooooo wayyyyy.

Not even close.

As much as Stream pissed me off, he was STILL very intelligent (even if it was in a malicious, narrow-mided sort of way).

This vomit-eater can never even go to THAT level.

No brains whatsoever.
1 year ago
1 year ago
I've got nothing against you Throb, i just like to see healthy argument , there's always two sides to an argument and canuck whether you like his character or not does bring up some good points, i don't see and never have seen any point in getting too personal on here, in real life most people would show respect, so why not stretch that to here.

i really do not have an alias, i posted as skidmark then skidmarks, but that is it. It doesn't matter like you say it's all good fun really, i suppose don't take all this to seriously
1 year ago
throb tick! you little bugger your not throbstick , you own me, is that the america saying?
1 year ago
Wouldn't worry about it, Skids.

It all goes into the same pot, anyhow.
1 year ago
canucks's just fine. btw canuck, i typed "canuck" in about 5 different games with verbal filters and they all censored it. i still don't think it can be a "pleasant" word...
1 year ago
That's 'cuz the filters were prolly U.S.-made.

HA!
1 year ago
(and ANYBODY that confesses to owning that pahtetic whelp chummin better fortify their homes with 5 feet of steel reinforced concrete and hire a regimen of security gaurds, cuz im gonna shoot the fuck outa there ass.
1 year ago
1 year ago
he hasnt flattered me. he hasnt even insulted me. even when i joined and for some reason still unknown to me (i was probably drop-dead slammed) i acted like a total and complete immature asshole. like you. drop it, learn to live, and perhaos youll find out that canuck will probably forgive you for being a jerk and maybe even accept freindship. but i would say you have to initiate that.
1 year ago
Wow.

Here-here.

I'm impressed, Mr. I.

Seriously.
1 year ago
perhaps its not hard to become a blackbelt, but do you think it's any easier to fight someone who is? ...wisdom.... does any man truly have wisdom? i do not think such a thing is possible.. it is desplayed everyday on the website: throbtick; podman, sometimes you..even canuck and chaz sometimes...
1 year ago
I have learned a lesson from bicycling for many years. The barking dog rarely bites, because he just wants to protect HIS space. The quiet dog will tear you to pieces if he gets a hold on you.

I think this applies to humans pretty well.

Serial killers are NEVER barking dogs.
1 year ago
here's my deal - canfuck stops posting irrelevant political shit on here and in return I'll lay off him.

all i want is a return to the funny stuff before mr angry got all didactic and political on us.

i think that's fair - what say u?
1 year ago
Uh-oh.

Look who's just gotten one step closer to going to jail:

http://judiciary.house.gov/newscenter.aspx?A=979

Oh dear! And look who's REALLY starting to make friends (NOT):

http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0508/10497.html

And all of THIS is added to McCain last night, who finally "repudiated" and "rejected" the endorsement of Paster Hagee (I guess the crack about "Hitler doing Gods work" was the last straw, huh?).

Oh yeah.

This guy'll make a swell POTUS.

Surrrrrrre.

And as for polling results? Well, I guess the American people ain't gonna fall for the neo-con shit again:

http://pollingreport.com/politics.htm

Muh man Barack is ON HIS WAY!
1 year ago
man - IMHO it takes no effort to NOT read someones posts. I don't bother with many, and it is has become a open forum. But, I guess I like the political posts, the same as the humorous ones.

The ones I usually skip are the infighting comments, which is (and I think the rest of Glumbertland would agree) the most UN-interesting crap on here.

Perhaps the pointless arguing could be contained the private areas where the personal attacks can be kept personal, or am I missing the point in that it must be a grandiose public display?
1 year ago
Wishful thinking, Pods. Wishful thinking.

be that as it may....here's something I have to admit that absolutely INFURIATED me (seriously!):

http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/38215.html

Can you believe the freakin' NERVE of this asshole????

He takes this stupid, childish shot at Obama.....but ignores Bush (ducked service in 'Nam, by not even SHOWING UP for his Air National Guard stint), ignores Cheney (five-time deferrment); ignores Rice (like fuck SHE'D ever put on a uniform).....and so many others too numerous to mention.

Fuckin' pea-brain.
1 year ago
P.S.

The only REAL MAN that was in the Bush Administration, was Colin Powell. At least HE had enough brains not to get captured.
1 year ago
Well...as I see it McCain has done the old Flip Flop when the asset became a liability, sane as Obama. And I'm pretty sure, It was the handlers who made them both do it. So on that point they are equal.

As to having been in the military to understand the needs for the United States, and the larger world, I will disagree on that. Military training is hardly a good preparation for statesmen, which is why formal military training usually skews a presidents outlook for a FREE people.

None of them are economists, and have not served as such, so by McCain's reasoning none of them are fit to run the country.

McCain will continue to point out that his military experience is all that is necessary to run the country, because it is all he has.
1 year ago
...And I will always have the greatest admiration and respect for Mr. Powell. In my view he sacrificed himself to keep the administration from becoming a dictatorship. A really good American.
1 year ago
I agree 100%, Pods.

I always believed that.
1 year ago
Cot dammit!

I get up this morning expecting new vids and all we got is more canuck nut huggers, please get of his sack!

Let me tell you in advance.

All it's going to lead to is a verbal bashing by all regular poster with common sense.

It's a got dam shame when all you can think about when logging on is one person.

I have a suggestion for the nut huggers/stalkers..

GET FUCKIN" LAID!

already..sheesh..
1 year ago
would you like to not wake up tomorrow?
1 year ago
if no, then shut the hell up. if you dont answer, i take that as yes.
1 year ago
choose carefully.
1 year ago
i am waiting.
1 year ago
"please get of his sack!"

LMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!
1 year ago
hur?
1 year ago
1 year ago
i was beginning to think that too. but surely canuck doesn't need to do that? i had a go at him for a while, but he's proved himself to be ok and i quite like his shit now. and before anybody says I'M him - not so.
1 year ago
Sayyyyyy.......thanks Q!

(thumbs up)
1 year ago
1 year ago
1 year ago
the circle of shit continues, (GLUM-BERT)

Good weekend people, bank holiday here in Great Britain, Yes GREAT britannia, the once self proclaimed greatest country in zee world, built on sugar cane trade slavery money, the industrial revolution which used children for labour, but now is sinking into a money loving, materialistic, superficial peace of shit....I love Britain!


bye for now, sleep tight and don't dream about glumbert
1 year ago
aaaaarrrggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!
swing through the trees with the greatest of ease,
canuck and throbstick have got hairy fleas!
qlanet's a tit and ramble's a fool,
Glumbert's for morons, so sit on my tool!!

Aaaiiieeeee!!!!!
1 year ago
Catchy.

Like it.
1 year ago
i don't.
1 year ago
All in good fun, lad.

All in good fun.
1 year ago
hey guys geta loada this:
on account of the fact that bigbadskullcrusher has taken an apparent leave of absense, i hired an impersonator so we could all continue to laugh at his maniacal antics....
"GUR! me bigbadskullcrusher, me vant to suck ur blud! ur, ar wait: me want to suck your dick!...wait, still no right..gurhg..ah me want to crush your skull! me crush you skull and use as totem! then use brains for stew with funny flower from cactus!"

-excerpt from bigbad's autobiography-
I back from long hunt infinity---me have lots of meat to put in lake---me have lots of funny flowers too---this will be good moon phase---me find new woman she real big---me happy caveman
1 year ago
and i am my own, why the hell would you think im canuck??!!
1 year ago
also, someone cook this new imposters ass please.
1 year ago
probiscusmonkey? please. theprober was more original, him and usedouchebag. we don't need another object to be rammed up peoples asses.
1 year ago
and you hear how he talks? thats one of the glumbert regulars. no idiot offa youtube could come on here and come up with that so quick.
1 year ago
someones made another file...
1 year ago
canuck, can you please find a way to prove to these losers that im not you? it's bad enough with sven as it is, i don't need everyone to think im just another file one of the glumbert reg's made... -.-
1 year ago
Well, Mr. I., I'll let you in on something here:

You can offer whatever you like as "proof" to these persons (excuse me----THIS persoN), but it won't do a bit of good.

By reacting the way you do, you give them what they want.

Me, on the other hand......They (he) KNOWS that I am impenetrable. They (he) constantly beg and mewl for my attention and when their (his) starvation for it reaches critical mass, after I cut them (him) off....then all of the above is the net result. Even on those rare occassions when they (he) make a feeble attempt to come at me with some sort of half-assed debate about a REAL issue....they (he) often times wind up standing on these threads looking like fools, wondering where in the world the blade that gutted them came from.

If you ever have the time, look back....way, WAY back....on thses threads. You'll see that my primary obssessive-stalker has had a fixation on ME...and only ME....from Day One. That's almost a year. A year! Hard to believe? Sure..on the surface. But if you decide to go back and look.....the threads will paint a different story. And a more accurate one.

Does this sound 'healthy' to you? Or 'normal'?

You decide.

So...in closing, I guess my advice is this: don't give them (him) what they (he) wants. Wait for their (his) clumsey stupidity to show itself.....and surgically gut them where they stand. You'll know you've succeeded when the personal insults start flying your way. This is the usual pattern when their (his) chambers are empty, and it is all they (he) has left.

You can't go wrong on this.

Trust me.

(winks)
1 year ago
P.S.

Would a recipient of "Zee Iron Cross of Canada" lie to you?

LOLOLOLOL!!!
1 year ago
Up your ass with a blade of grass!
Sven rules!
Canuck reigns supreme!
Miter blows!
Billboat floats!
Goldbar rides!
Arse drivels!
Podman poops!
Infinity....well, he doesn't do anything really.
Juveniles need not apply for Glumbert membership.
Bad spelling, grammar and keyboard skills are permissible, as long as you've got something worth saying.
And vice versa - write a lot of shit well and we're interested.
But some of you - with neither going for you - should just fuck off back to facebook and jerk yourselves off.
1 year ago
LOL!

Cute name!
1 year ago
I'm going to get up off the pot for a moment and say, I don't think I'm the only one who poops. And I think there is a book titled "Everyone poops". I could not resist squeezing out this remark, and look how I have run on with this sh*t....
1 year ago
Ohhhhh.......I dunno.

It has a certain je ne sais quois about it.
1 year ago
Actually as one gets older, well....
1 year ago
You keep hearing the republican spin machine talking about energy independence by opening up the arctic wildlife refuge. Total savings apx. 75 cents per BARREL....see attached
(Pod recently posted an interesting article that pointed out the incredible collusion that takes place within the media and the government to sustain and propagate fundamentally flawed or dishonest policies .....
Next time you hear an expert telling you how great it would be if we could open up the Arctic remember the following and question who they represent
http://www.mcclatchydc.com/251/story/38223.html
1 year ago
Wow.

Y'know, Chuck...I keep forgetting to thank Georgie-Boy for ONE thing, at least:

Thanks to his screwy economic policies and the policies of his Saudi pals re: the price of oil......

The Canuck Buck is currently worth more than the greenback (it's at $1.01, nudging $1.02 just before the closing session, before the long weekend Stateside).

Thanks, Georgie-BOY!!!
1 year ago
I read somewhere that if they pumped every drop out of there, it would feed the US need for 2 1/2 months.

I wish real Americans could run the government of this country, and chart its course for just 10 years. With a real government for the people, and by the people a great deal of advancement could be achieved, and suffering averted.
1 year ago
Amen.
1 year ago
To all Americans , in my view and experience Canadians and Americans are the same kind of people with a few differences. Let me paraphrase this : before 20 years ago Canadians were different than to days Canadians . Firstly we now have 46% visible minorities ,most from Asia, including china . In America ,Americans are proud of being Americans and your country comes first. Your opportunities are endless you can strive to achieve what ever you wish for. In England this is not possible . In Asia this is not possible . In Canada we are a mosaic and generally do not mix cultures [not everyone but most] . In Canada you can aspire to be well off or a success . How? Through hard work and education. How are we different, well we don't care about entertainment and sport stars that much , most of us don't have axess to guns. We don't mix with people under our class other than work. Yes you say I am a racist , being a White African Canadian I know how the other side lives ,prays,aspires to.
Join a yuatch ,or golf club ,how do they segregate their members by charging high fees if that doesn't stop the person coming to the club you have to go through the membership committees.
My feelings about this is everyone should be eligible for anything providing they can fit in and follow the rules. I uasually don't like rules that is why I like to travel a far and on motorcycle. I usually travel on smaller bikes under 500 cc [ that is big in Asia].This lets me go where most tourist go. I have seen a lot and experienced much more. Good and bad . This teaches one lessons on people and how they deal with each other. One of the most dangerous places I have been is Afghanistan ,This is a shit hole ,high up. It is fertile where they grow poppies for for drugs. The areas are controlled by families who are always fighting .
The next worse place to travel through is pakistan,crowded,dirty,with a population that extremely backward and poor. When you meet the richer folks they are always apologizing for the problems in their country.
Now why am I telling this to all Glumbertarians ? Well most of us are males , we are hiding behind our computer screens and can and be anything we want to be . Some are old like Chaz and Chucknorriss,some are young like infinity. Why are each of us here ? To communicate freely without any recriminations .If any of you did what you said you would like to do ,you would either be shot or arrested for threatening.
How do we get more meaningful dialogue . It is easy IGNORE THE IDDIOTS, if you don" like what they say ignore them they will go on to someone else. Have fun post like hell and fuck you too! ROTFLOL
1 year ago
Holy shit.

Look what Hollywood's thinking of re-making:

http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/film/news/e3idda2f1661c03a55f7b2408d257463e7f

You have GOT to be freakin' kidding me.
1 year ago
1 year ago
In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have 'the rule of thumb' ..........I found that on one of the internets.
1 year ago
I apologize Now to all I offend.
1 year ago
So,,I guess dick slapping the old lady is out of the question??
1 year ago
WHERE THE MOTHA FUCKING HELL ARE ALL THESE "WELL VERSED" ASSES COMING FROM?? SOMEONE NEEDS TO STOP MAKING GODDAM FILES RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!
1 year ago
ATTN: Canuck

Your imaginary son called (the 12 year old one - hehe) - he says you're a twat.
Me want your skull---will crush it sloowwwly---make eyes pop out---you now the glumbert pile of sloth logs
1 year ago
fuck this.
1 year ago
as far as im goddam concerned, all these new assholes that just joined (scab, turd, idruid, canuck2, ramitupme, probiscus monkey,) theyre all shits! we are being overrun here! either some retard can't restrain themself from making a shitload of files, or somehow the you-tubers found this site again.
1 year ago
I've been around much longer then yourself, Yet that means very littel on Volcan.
1 year ago
and anyone that thinks im canuck can go fuck themself. (besides, canucks not smart enough to come up with an awsome profile name like `infinity') sorry canuck! =)
1 year ago
I just had a wierd experience. Bored, and browsing I came across the "How to ruin a day at the museum" video, I was surprised to see the comment count at 653 so just for fun I added 13 posts, so I refreshed it and the count was only 665......which threw me a little. Determined now I posted a reply with just a . and then the count went to 667. It is a protected thread!!
1 year ago
There are about 6 ex boyfriends I would like to do that to
Whats with the Candiens vs Americans and price of fuel posts?
This is about a guy getting his balls hit, for cryin out loud
1 year ago
Yes, I believe he did cry out loud.
1 year ago
The video is dumb and boring.

Hence, the posts.
big canuck north of snowline---he make sense
1 year ago
LOL!

At first I wasn't sure about you.

Now...it's official:

I like ya.
1 year ago
He is big, he is hairy, he looks terrifying, has abysmal table habits, and I am not going to start to describe his smell, but aside from this he is a good guy :)
1 year ago
Well, I guess according to canuck I took the day off and posted under all my aliases. LMFAO.

Fact: every time someone responds to canuck in a negative or neutral way, he takes the opportunity to bring me into the conversation. Who is the obsessed one?!?!?!
1 year ago
Maybe try one, just ONE, post without mentioning him and you're argument might have some merit.
1 year ago
No way, Billy-B.

Not a chance.

My point all along.
1 year ago
Happy to oblige - From Disco Dance Lessons:

"Mano, are we talking about the same fat, bald ruskie hooligan who said he's not at war with english hooligans, but they to pay for what happened to the Zenit fan last week? Guess he missed the fact that it was a scotsman that stabbed the Zenit fan."

Thank you.
me have throbstick too---it big and bumpy---smell like condor puke---it my fight club
1 year ago
Now ask'em to give three more exmaples, Bill!

LMFAO!
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I see that prick infinity is back.

He keeps talking ABOUT ME and TO ME. I swear he'd eat my ass if I asked him to.
1 year ago
this guy is clearly nuts.

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