but they sure did lose some babies...bounced right up and over the waiting mob into the nearby river out to sea and floated right in to the New York Harbor. Thus explaining the sudden influx of so many Indians in Jersey city.
em....you must have a mental hiccup issue...five tries at posting before finally a sixth piece of evidence regarding your disrupted thought pattern.
Seek counselling...and drugs, if not already in your regular use.
Nice to know that you will no longer afflict this moronic site with your presence, considering that you might otherwise live up to your labelling of it.
Personally, I am somewhat dismayed that Randy-Man has his own manic, stalker asshole nutjob.
That used to be MY exclusive province.
Randal!
I DEMAND that you cease this practice of being a lure/target/inspiration for these inferior lowlifes.
(slaps some documents into his hands)
I have here a court-order, directing YOU to cease and desist from this copyrighted practice IMMEDIATELY and FORTHWITH. There can and shall be ONLY ONE icon for these little shits to worship and otherwise devote their pathetic, meagre time to...and that can and shall be....MOI. Not TOI......but MOI.
Do we understand one another.......SIR???
Violation of this legal order, will result in a SNIT of CATOSTROPHIC proprotions on my part.
Please conduct yourself accordingly in the future.
Starting from THIS moment on....I'm going to give you EXACTLY 5 (five) chances to make a post or comment, that contains something that is either intelligent, witty, profound or even mildly interesting. If you fail to accomplish this...we'll have to go back to implementing radio silence towards YOU, on MY part. Okay? FIVE POSTS. Should ANY one of those posts meet the criteria I've outlined above, the radio silence countdown will be halted; the minute you go back to being a stupid, namby-pamby little cry-baby who has nothing but insults and name-calling at his disposal (which are fine, provided that these are not ALL you have)......then the countdown shall resume.
And you KNOW how much you hated RADIO SILENCE from me.
miter..i dont remeber which song i liked most..but i like rock and rap now..mostly anything i can turn up till i get a headache..next best thing to getting drop dead slammed.
SVEN YOU FUCKING PRICK! YOULL NOTICE THAT I TRYED BEING NICE IF YOUD PULL YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. IF YOU CANT APPRECIATE THAT, THEN LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE AND ILL TALK TO SOMEONE THAT CAN ACTUALLY ACT CIVILIZED, LIKE CANUCK OR BILLBOAT. WANT TO START SOMETHING? I WILL FINISH IT. MY NAME IS NOT ENTIRELY WITHOUT PURPOSE. CALL ME ONE MORE GODDAM THING THAT I THINK IS MEANT TO BE AN UNSULT, AND I WILL NEVER LET UP ON YOU. AND AS FOR ALIESES, I ALREADY SAID THAT I DONT AND WONT EVER HAVE ONE.
guys, we have a few new enemies to fry. this scab character hasnt said anything productive, but so far we seem to have eliminated the randal imposter. billboat, good to see you again. canuck, gotta love your wit. i hope you will forigive me for my outburst, but until sven apologises i will make no notice of anything it says. i will try to contain my anger in the future, but im really trying now as it is. you may have noticed that on the clip about the alleged cyborg flight attendant, i refered to sven as an equal and possible freind. it has taken no notice of this however, and has gone far enough to seriously piss me off. anyway, in the future and perhaps maybe now, i hope that some of you will also see me as an equal, and perhaps with time maybe you guys will even accept me as part of your little glumbert family. from what ive seen, most of you can be pretty pleasant company, and i hope it stays this way.
i suppose should you guys prefer other company, (and i hope to hear from people that wil be sincere about this) then i will leave without a fuss, and leave you to your perfect little existence. if you guys want me to be part of the family, i would be very appreciative and gladly accept.
miter, that comment you appeared ticked about earlier "mus kill miter..." was something i copied and pasted from an old glumbert clip post about a year ago..i didnt mean it, just messing with ya. ^_^
I believe this is only about the second time or so I'm addressing you directly. So here goes:
At the outset, in all honesty, I really didn't know what to make of you. I didn't know if you were legit, an "alias" or just someone we all know having a few harmless laughs. So, in that respect, I just figured I'd sit back and just......watch you. Watch not only WHAT you wrote, but HOW you wrote it. I watched not only what I came to believe were your throught-processes, but also something as simple as your delivery. I know at some point, you did speak somewhat about yourself (i.e. where you're from, how old you are, what your interests are, etc.), but admittedly I can't recall exactly what you said; yes, I could go back and scope it out, but you know what? I'm not gonna do that. Instead, I'm going to ask you a little bit about yourself right NOW. Nothing TOO personal----that's none of my business; if or when that DOES come out, YOU be the one to share it. Simple as that. I really don't know what you said or did to provoke Svens dislike for you (I mean that), but all I can add to it, is that he really is a good guy. Very intelligent; very witty.....as are the majority of the townsfolk in the the Township of Glumbert. Do you think that you're the ONLY one who's had an "outburst" in this town??? Ahhhhh.....no ( I mean that in a self-deprecating kinda way, of course).
Anyways, YOU and ME are gonna start off on a different road here, Hoss: as I mentioned above.....tell us a BIT of yourself, i.e., what town/city/country you live in? What are your favourite past-times? What are your politics? Married? Single? Sport team pick? Gonna vote? Who for? Etcetera...etcetera.....et-friggin-cetera. K?
Now, my good friend Sven might think I've lost my mind here, but fuggit: I'll roll the dice.
BUT....if those dice come up sanke eyes, and it turns out you're nothing more than an "alias" yanking my chain.....then that'll be the end of that. I've always found that these "aliases" tend to fuck up, and are are eventually exposed anyways. Ya can run...but ya can't hide, I believe is the ol' saying.
i have done nothing to provoke a righteous anger in sven. he is a foo until further notice, a.k.a when he apologises, which i do not think is an unusualy difficult to satisfy request.
i live in pennsylvania; i am single; i do enjoy gaming as a hobby, and am also quite good at drawing; i will not state a sport team i like, as i feel this would start a rather long and uncomfortable conflict; as for voting: i mostly dislike all the current candidates, i hate hilary clinton, if i had to vote i think i would go with mcaine.
i am not anybody's alias; want evidence? who else here talkes like me? anyone else change personality's at the flip of a coin? and i am like that in real life; either laid back or dangerous; easily angered or patient; i am unsure what decides this. i am my own, no one elses. i have said that i will tolerate sven if he apologises, if he makes further amends such as a continued change of action, i may forgive him his trespasses against me.
and canuck, stcik around. i rather prefer a more sophisticated class of company then some of these dim witted fools. chaz, feel wlcome to join in any time. billboat, theprober, it'd be good to hear from you again.
Hopefully, you stick to your word for once and maintain radio silence unlike last time. We've gotta start somewhere to reduce your f'in word count on here.
Best one I've seen lately has been 'Lars and the Real Girl'
Hilarious, touching, well made and just...well... cool.
Another good(ish) one was The Bank Job supposedly based on the true story of a 1970s bank heist in London where some of the goods stolen implicated a member of the british royal family. Badly acted (never a jason Statham fan) but a good yarn
Also managed to (belatedly) watch the entire first series of 'Rome' in one sitting. Sad I know but so addictively watchable. I'm off to get the second and continue asap.
Which brings me to mind......I also saw "P2" the other night; I wuz surprised to find it wuz shot in T.O.; good to see we're still luring good ol' Hollywood up here, to spend-spend-SPEND!
"I call on all nations in this region to release their prisoners of conscience, open up their political debate and trust their people to chart their future," Bush said.
What a hypocrite! Bush does not even support this for America.
Perhaps they could save some time and have the birthing mothers just fire the fresh newborns off the roof for distance and accuracy. The most precise could win a scholarship.
I've always tried to maintain a respectful attitude about other folks' lifestyles/cultures......
but when I see GARBAGE like THIS going on....it truly strains that concept of patience and tolerance within me.
What fuck is WRONG with these people???
It's almost like watching some stone-age tribe that was trapped in time, and never evolved at all. Instead, they wind up looking like some sickening side-show freaks, who defy any concept of "civilized" behaviour as we know it.
I sense a sport that could rival puppy chucking at the next olympics. Some rules please Pods to submit to the Olympic committee
C - go easy on them. They're not the most literate village in India...someone just said they'd given birth to a bouncing baby boy and...BAA-DOING...they took it a bit literally and lo the tradition SPRUNG into life.
McCain is defiantly in the enfeebled stage of of his life. Even if he were elected I think he would be like that senile actor Reagan. As a result the republicans will be voting for the VP, not McCain.
just for the record, sven id rather make peace then continue a war. it saves both of us a lot of trouble. canuck, contrary to several posts, i am not a moron. i do not type with a british "accent", it's just that i know a lot of "big words", so to speak, and i tend to use them. and like i said, don't stop posting just because of throbstick. we COULD just kill him. billboat, podman, you guys could help.
Infinity, I have you figured out now, I won't be mean or condescending to you anymore. I'm going to guess your age (don't be insulted as I'm not good at guessing ages)...late teens early twenties? Based on your answers to my questions asked earlier and your (again don't get upset) naivete.
This is why I'm going to lighten up on you (your age). What kind of games do you play? Up until my computer did the tiki torch thing, I was getting into Call of duty 4 and Frontlines Fuel of War...freaking awesome games! Especially when combined with a massive sub woofer to shake the hell outta the house and send the dog running! Pisses off the g-friend though LOL!
I've been all over Pennsylvania; Lancaster, Hershey and one of my favorite wing places..Quaker Steak and Lube in Sharon, hell yeah they have some HOT wings!
Anyway, you have much to learn here grasshopper and learn you will! The wisest words written here (by Chaz) were to ignore those who spew crap or something to that effect, Chaz would put it much more eloquently! It is so easy to get into it with others here...restraint, think before you write, roll your eyes and let (some) things go, that would be what I would call good advice for glumbert commenting.
on a side note; bigbad, i found your shclongosorass. it was rooting through the garbage behind my neigbors house. actually, he found it. scared the shit out of his wife. you should probably come pick it up, im not sure how much longer the reinforced steel cage it's in can hold it. damn that fucker's strong!
besides, if it gores one more of the passing neighborhood kids through with it's tusks, i think we'll have to tranquilize it. well, im headed to the store to see how many darts i can afford, that suckers gonna take a few.
i said if i had to vote, lol. thats y im not gonna. you have hillary, who is a complete whore,(cunt/bitch/slut), then you have obama..not quite sure what his disconnect is, but if his "standup routine" is any example of what we could have on our hands if he became president, then he sucks as a choice to. then mcaine.. well, you pointed out most of his problems. they all suck. but mostly hillary. i hate hillary. hate her guts. i would shoot her if i could..but we already reviewed why thats such a problem. hey, you hear how much debt shes in because of her election campeign? now think..shes in a shitload of debt..she gets elected...now who has to pay her debt off? why, her loyal and loving subjects, of course. plus that bitch is all for tax raises. we pay enough; don't need a shitpacker like her leading us, now do we?
hey, guys. anyone recall that vid "the ultimate suicide"? i have reviewed it, and have come to several conculsions. i recall one of you had postulated that it was real, since when his homamade bomb went off, his arm `twitched convulsively'. i have come to the conclusion that, since energy must remain constant, his arm moved simply from the central impact's transfer of energy along the body. the kinetic energy simply would have been transferred, and when it reached the extremeties where it would disperse completely, it shook his arm.
whether it was fake or not, i cannot fully say. i can, however, tell that some of you know it was real, and some of you know it was not real, but you all want it to be fake, whaever your convictions.
if i seem impassive on the whole matter; i can assure this is not the case.
oh and sub woofers..mine is HUGE. if i were to put, say, something from mindless self indulgence or godsmack on, you can hear the pots in the kitchen shaking. shits crazy!
on a side note; bigbad, i found your shclongosorass. it was rooting through the garbage behind my neigbors house. actually, he found it. scared the shit out of his wife. you should probably come pick it up, im not sure how much longer the reinforced steel cage it's in can hold it. damn that fucker's strong!
besides, if it gores one more of the passing neighborhood kids through with it's tusks, i think we'll have to tranquilize it. well, im headed to the store to see how many darts i can afford, that suckers gonna take a few.
it'd be cool if adolfvanker had been someone famous..for all we know, he could have been. ahh...i wish id come soon enough to see him..what i read of his was hilarious....
GAHH I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER!!!!!!!!! hey guys, i gotta tell someone, i have an idea for the perfect machine. i am very sure that is possible to make a machine that would have more output then input. it is much too complicated too explain, but at least i don't have that trapped inside any more.. can't very well tell anyone else..for some unknown reason.... .. . . . . . . . .
ummm..no nades..i wish i did...got my trusty 30/30, a makarov handgun, 20 gauge, (id make it a sawed off, but aint got enough time) and then my recent aquisition, a modified semi-auto Ak 47.
A young man goes into the Job Center in Edmonton, Alberta and sees
a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to
learn more. "Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy
behind the desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently
shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the
gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $69,000, but you're
going to have to go to Red Deer, Alberta. That's about 160 kilometres from
here."
Oldest joke in the world. Not funny.
Jokes are only funny when nobody's heard them before.
A guy goes into the doctor and says "Doctor, my wife thinks I'm a werewolf."
Doctor: "Why?"
Guy: "Well, my dick's real hairy and I howl at the moon."
Doctor: "Sounds like what I've got."
Guy: "Wanna screw?"
Yep! I'm the bastard! I'm bored shitless and decided to start posting here. I like all of you so don't take it personal when I say you're a bunch of sad shits! Only joking!!!! The world could be run by you guys. You're all so clever - NOOOOOOOOT!!!!!
No problem - I'm a sad shit too!!!
Why do you think I'm writing this - that's right - because nobody in my hous ewants to listen to the boring crap I speak!
Yep! I'm the bastard alright. I have a meaningless, trivial life with little prospect of advancement. But here, I can tell you anything I like - how I was at Omaha Beach, Nagasaki, Pearl Harbor, Dresden, Watergate, you name it, I've been there, and I know more about it than anybody!
Yep! I was in the Twin Towers and I saw the planbe coming. I know who planned it and I know where they live. I was in Osama bin Laden's cave just the other week, and he said to me "Bush is a democrat!" Can you believe that? Yep! I'm the bastard alright.
I don't take medication - I sell it to my niece for blowjobs!
No, seriously, I'm actually a good guy, a regular Joe, a football fan and a homophobe!
Yep - I love you all, I hate you all, and I need to be accepted! Even if I am a bastard!
Women swoon at my feet. I never blow my own trumpet and I'm not a Canadian! What more could anybody ask? I've got a 14" dick and all my own teeth, but I don't usually mention the size of my dick. Yep! I'm the bastard.
See ya all soon!
BTW, if Hillary wins the nomination, I'm gonna cut my balls off and send them to her in the mail.
he NEEDS to be accepted, all right. tell me about yourself. did you have a bad childhood? how hard did your parents beat you? how often were you sexually abused? how many times did you masturbate daily? and, last but not least, do your parents know your gay? lol!!!! jus' funnin'
and miter..my idea actually conceptually would work. yours...well, your drawing attention to yourself. credit where credit is due. my idea is not a perpetual motion machine, but rather breaks the law that states there is not PERFECT machine, which basically states that the input will always be less then the output. hence, with any, ANY, current gadget, there is no such thing as getting what you payed for. mine is different; and uses a combination of levitation techniques, a vacuum, and other factors to totally eliminate friction of moving parts. it is started manually, and from there procedes to produce energy until it stops, hence giving more then was put in. i am positive it would work; it is just that i am around $7,000 short of what i need to build it. i would do better to simply bide my time, and when the time comes when i am in the position to reveal it's true secret, i think im gonna wind up pretty damn rich. strange; that i, a human with comparibly little training, could come up with an idea with high potential, while nasa's highly-paid scientists and other groups cannot.
i could not even begin to explain to you guys some of my other ideas..they are beyond even my drawing ideas; the plans simply reside in my head. sven really stomped on the bear trap when he called me a moron.
nothing new here, usual entrance from a new poster, craving attention, saying all sorts of 'unique' things, saying this and that,
whatever, just admit your sad like all the others and fall into glumbert line and be prepared to read stupid ramblings for the rest of your life, while continuing to question why you bothered to post in the first place
You couldn't be more right Mr Skidmarks!
I crave attention, cos I'm a bastard. I crave it from you, and everybody else! My craving's at a stratospheric level - I admit it! Reject me if you like. I don't care, cos I'm a bastard!
I've got nothing original to say, but here's a joke.
A guy goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, my dick fell off."
Doctor: "No no. I've been practising medicine for 30 years and I've never heard of someone's dick just falling off."
Guy: "Yeah. I was walking down the street and it just fell off, so I picked it up and put it in my pocket."
Doctor: "I still don't believe you. Show me."
Guy: "OK doc, but it's not a pretty sight. I'll have to cover my eyes before I show you it."
Doctor: "For God's sake man. That's a cigar!"
Guy: "Oh for fuck's sake - I must have smoked it!"
Now, you either find that funny or not, but I'm the bastard and I don't give a royal crap one way or the other.
Glumbert is the place to be!
Good gawd! That chick was hot! Funny you should ask Pod, my oldest son has a bunch of what he called "burlesque" girls, that want to come out and be filmed shooting guns while dressed in bikinis or less! Finally being a Dad is starting to pay off! First I will have to give each one close gun handling instruction! Can't wait to make that video!
Well, ordered a new "ECM" (electronic control module) the brains of my ATV...set me back $250! Any bets on that actually being the problem? LOL
At this point I wonder how many parts I'll be switching in till I get the thing running. At least I have backup...my dusty but trusty Foreman 400 ATV, no automatic trans on that one. (Wah wah listen to him cry)
I was stressed out and in bumper to bumper traffic, when I ran into the back of the car in front of me.
Well, you know how you find humor in stressful situations??
when the guy hopped out of the car I saw he was a DWARF, I could barely keep from laughing as he waddled back to my car.
when he reached my car he put his hands on his hips and shouted...
"I AM NOT HAPPY!!!"
To which I replied...
well which one ARE you????
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