Don't tell Mom you're an atheist

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First:lwboy
2 years ago
sheesh, what a nazi for God
2 years ago
What a great name for a church!

Nazi's For God

Love it!
1 month ago
2 years ago
Proverbs 22:6 Train up a child in the way he should go: and when he is old, he will not depart from it.
You can not train anyone for anything if you are not trained yourself. Neither this female nor the adult male in the scene is apparently able to teach this young man anything about the character of God and more importantly the gift of His Son Jesus.
2 years ago
"Neither this female nor the adult male in the scene is apparently able to teach this young man anything about the character of God and more importantly the gift of His Son Jesus."

the character of god? what the heck does that mean? that kills me.
anyway, this child doesn't need to be taught anything. he has a brain. That 'gift of jesus' talk is christian language for forcing their beliefs upon other people. it's safe to assume that this woman has been forcing her beliefs on this kid for years, and now she's mad as hell because he's rejecting it. i agree though that she's in no position to teach love and moral behavior when she's 'dropping the f-bomb' and physically intimidating him.
one of these days he's gonna sneak up on her and bludgeon her to death with a nice jumbo sized King James Version. somehow i don't think he'll bother with dad.
2 years ago
Hmm, I suppose I would be wrong to force my belief of "killing is wrong" upon my children. After all, if being a murderer makes him happy who am I to force my beliefs on him. Children "do" need to be taught things. Religion is a basis for what is right and wrong and without it the whole idea falls apart. If there was no god how could you, honestly, convince me of what right and wrong were? You couldn't.
2 years ago
Ofcourse children need to be taught all manner of things. If you feel that religion is one of them, then you should be prepared for your child, who possesses a brain of his own, to possibly reject this later in life. And religion is simply one way of teaching a child boundries and consequences. So is prison. The only difference is that religion offers a reward for being good.
So you have no faith at all in humankind, i see. Without god they are amoral maniacs, incapable of rational thought or empathy. Is empathy taught by religion? Come to think of it, are we born with any inherent emotions, or did god design us to be monsters only so he could offer us a chance at salvation?
So here are some questions for you.
If god asked you to kill your mother, would you do it?
If you raised your child as a christian and he became a jew, buddhist, atheist, or murderer, whose fault would it be?
1 year ago
i absolutely agree. this is just such a debatable situation
2 years ago
Proverbs 42: sqrt(-1)

Let the birthday of Lord's son be a day giving and receiving gifts....all gifts under 20 dollars are not acceptable.
2 years ago
Wow. She puts a bad name on Christians everywhere...
2 years ago
i agree with cherie......this idiot woman is bad for anyone who professes a belief in a creator.....and to drop f-bombs to make her point!!! what a disgrace......all the kid was doing was pulling her chain anyway
2 years ago
somehow i doubt he was pulling her chain. but if he was, then he and the cameraman knew they would evoke such a response, and were doing it for entertainment. if this is true, they have no respect at all for her. she's obviously failing as a parent. and lets say he isnt pulling her chain - lets say he's serious and he has "lost his faith", so to speak. Then her reaction serves only to reinforce what he has come to believe, and she fails once again as a parent. She offers no discussion, nor makes any attempt at understanding. She just threatens him and intimidates him.
Children test their parents by challenging them. Maybe he is pulling her chain, and maybe this was just a test. I'd say she failed with flying crosses.
Children have a beautiful talent with logic. This is why often the lie of Christianty doesnt escape them. They ask questions - their mentors cant answer them reasonably and rationally - they stop believing.
I tried to tell my son the other day that cigarettes were bad for him, and he asked me "Well, why do they sell them at the store?"
I almost want to tell him "Son, you have to follow the rules that God has given you. He's invisible, wont talk to you, and wont prove he exists, but trust me. If you break any of his rules and are not sorry, he will send you to a fiery pit to endure eternal agony and horror. But he loves you. God is Love"
I wouldnt want to scare the living shit out of him, though i don't think he'd buy that anyway.
2 years ago
Lol she's really got him by the short hairs there! *Gasp* No gifts at christmas! And i live how she says "But you got confirmed" as if he would say Oh you're right damn, sorry mom lets read the bible and preach to the lost!
2 years ago
This crazy woman has got an entire Xmas tree, trimmings and all, shoved up her ass!
2 years ago
when are christians going to realize that only about 10 percent are going to heaven???? Ouch!!!
2 years ago
10%? oh geez, no. it's something like 144,000. That's all.
So much for missionary work, eh?
1 year ago
Wow some of you don't know anything about the bible and what it says do you? The 144,000 are the saints that will rain with Jesus for a 1000 years and prepare for the white throne judgement. These are the ones that will look and help go the the book of life to determin who will go to heaven and who will not. Please either read the bible or stop making stupid statements!
2 years ago
I am an atheist. Christmas totally rocks as a holiday. It has everything to do with family, Santa, giving gifts, and enjoying some time off of work and a pleasant time of year. The fact that some people think that some guy was born of a virgin mother two thousand years ago and we need to celebrate that is totally irrelevant to my holiday. If the powers that be want to give everyone all of July or August off to worship some Roman god, I will be all over that too. Or maybe
2 years ago
Aye, there you go! Love, family time. Hazelnut candles, and crying about your dead grandmother.
Not a tool for punishment and guilt.
2 years ago
God (whack) is (thwack) fuckin (smack) love (crack)

What a riot Easter must be here

"My mums a bigger zealot than your mum..."

Sheeesh
2 years ago
cheez wiz! makes me want to go to church more f***ing often.
2 years ago
Umm, this is obviously fake. I mean, not that religious nuts don't react this way when their children grow brains and all, but this is obviously fake.
2 years ago
Wow..she took that a lot lighter then what my mom did. My mom jumped at my throat and told me that she was going to show me heaven or hell was real. And to bugger no this isn't fake at all. Now that it's five years later she is also an atheist after the church abandon her during a house fire.
2 years ago
that is terribly sad. not only did she threaten her own sons life because he didnt believe what she did, but when her house burned down she thought god had abandoned her and stopped believing in him. fantastic, psychotic.
2 years ago
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
2 years ago
Wow - that'd be a good bumpersticker. I like it.
2 years ago
10 bucks she voted for W in both elections.
2 years ago
there's always the one person, in any given group of people, that has to mention Jesus or God in every conversation. The same goes for the one guy who has to mention George Bush in every conversation. I don't particularly care for Bush, but i hate you.
2 years ago
That bitch needs to get smacked.
2 years ago
You think Michael's in trouble? Wait till mom sees that little brother posted her tirade on the Internet!
2 years ago
i KNOW. we should be afraid for them both.
2 years ago
See, you're supposed to believe in God so you can GET THINGS and be abusive to your children so there can be another generation of violent, murderous religious zealots. I can't understand how he could just turn his back on all that !!
2 years ago
isn't it funny that most americans really think the only murderous, religious zealots in the world are overseas?
would'nt you consider shooting to death an abortion doctor to be terrorism?
2 years ago
Too bad "christmas" is nothing more than the co-opted pegan celebrations based upon the renewal of the new year.
The early church "invented" christmas to overlap these events and eventually take them over in the publics minds.
More recently, it's become endorsed by the retailers, manufacturers AND CREDIT CARD as the greatest source of profits for the entire year.

This cultural myth is used to keep the economy going and has become so ingrained in the more flaccid minds of consumers via the constant and sometimes overwhelming advertising that the original basis for the coming of spring (end of winter) is now lost and supplanted with "santa/jesus
2 years ago
Cont. supplanted with "santa/jesus
2 years ago
supplanted with "santa/jesus
2 years ago
"santa/jesus
2 years ago
i love you
2 years ago
god warrior:the early days XD
2 years ago
(if ya dont get it search god warrior on youtube)
2 years ago
kinda like the soup nazi from seinfeld..."no presents for you!!!"
2 years ago
I agree with cherie. That mother is a sad example of anyone claiming to be loving of others.
2 years ago
Way to go mom! Way to go. What a great way to turn your kid away from you. Instead of being tolerant, you were a jerk! Woo hoo! Spread that prejudice around mama! Use those threats!!!! NICE CHRISTIAN ATTITUDE: believe in god or NO PRESENTS FOR YOU! It's rather similar to "Believe in God or go to Hell!" Way to go mom. That's THE WAY to instill love. It'll serve you and your duh of a husband right when your son grows up, moves away to college and never goes home again.
2 years ago
Gee I think she could have tried to be a little me understanding.
Speaking of religious parents going into homocide mode when their kids start to stray from the flock:
http://www.break.com/index/jewish-girl-prank-calls-her-parents.html
2 years ago
any health problems that they sustained as a result of her prank are well deserved. hatred and racism disguised as devotion to god. i bet these folks actually thinked 9/11 was an abomination, and see no relation to the terrorists mode of thinking to their own.
Religion is a direct cause of psychosis and violence. God is a weapon for these people.
2 years ago
thinked=thought. wow that's embarrassing.
2 years ago
That my friends is the essence of fear and the effect fear has on the victims. This woman is completely consumed by the fear that her son is now going to eternal fiery torment. The expression of that fear is anger. All of the stories about the horrible atheists: -who have no morals -have themselves as God -are unable to concern themselves about anyone else -will destroying society came bubbling to the surface. Fear not love folks is the unfortunate driving force of Christianity.
2 years ago
Its ALL about GUILT my friends! NO God, NO Santa, NO TOYS!!! :)

One of my biggest beefs with the Catholic Church is very simple, its the biggest NON-PROFIT CASH generating organization in the WORLD, and with ALL the money they have and churches filled with GOLD (most of which was stolen from indigenous groups when the "missionaries" with the help of the "conquistadores" scoured the earth and literally fought for it), I would like to know what do they do with ALL that MONEY besides adorn their churches with gold and buy more real estate around the world. Surely there are community programs, but if you looked at their balance sheet, I think you'd agree that most of the money is not spent on "helping the poor", but rather filling their coffers and churches with peoples hard earned money that they think they "need" to give in order to go to a place we call "heaven"... Right!

You can go to any city, town, and village in the world, and there will always be the MAGNIFICENT Gold-decorated catholic church taking in cash every Sunday), and around the church people living in poverty, sleeping in huts and shacks, starving, and they are ALL expected to give or they are made to believe they wont go to "heaven" and are made to feel guilty. It’s a crock of BULL! Where does all that money go?? Does God really care about having Gold-lined alters and religious relics? And what do you think God would say about all the human suffering that took place to get most of that gold that is now in the Vatican? The thousands perhaps millions of people who where killed or effected by the exploitation and conquest of this religion that is suppose to preach peace and love and unity?

Watch www.zeitgeistmovie.com (you can watch it online- its fascinating) and then tell me if you think of the "church" in the same way.

It will BLOW you away when you realize where the Catholic/Christian religion came out of.

Enjoy!
1 year ago
www.zeitgeistmovie.com Is b.s. This pagan / Jesus crap came up 20 years ago and was debunked back then..wow totally unreal how this crap comes up again. I have talked to people that has studied pagan gods in college and they watched the zeitgeist movie and are like..HUH? The people that write this stuff are atheist and they like to make stuff up or exaggerate. watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHfUMT0q6ok and do some research on your own and may I suggest not to go yo Richarddawkins.com to get answers he is not a scholar into the bible or paganism! Where let me give you a start...http://www.bringyou.to/apologetics/HORUS.htm Jeez do you people ever research stuff you hear or do you believe what others says so long as it fits your agenda? That is dangerous to live your life like that.
2 years ago
Zactly why I don't tell MY mom I'mWiccan, not Christian.
1 year ago
I believe if anyone believes so harshly in god like her, she should learn that Jesus' name was really Yeshua Ben Joseph, Born in Mid april
1 year ago
wow, way to disgrace your entire religion. this is the most hypocritical thing about christians. they bitch at people for not following their religion, while they're supposed to be the "good guys"

wtf? why she threatens him with christmas presents, i don't know. it's like OH NO, MOMMY PLEASE, I WANT GUITAR HERO 3, I'll BELIEVE IN GOD NOW.
1 year ago
i don't believe in this conversation.
1 year ago
Freekin' awesome. She needs a little DS, that'll calm her down.
1 year ago
Hey Michael! If my honey wanted children, I'd adopt you right now. Stay strong. Your mom needs psychiatric help if she treats you like that - whether she is religious or not. But you know she has been brainwashed into being so hateful towards atheism. Too many have unfortunately. Write into http://humaniststudies.org/enews/?view=sweetreason if you need some help coping with your mom. Also check out Secular Student Alliance at www.secularstudents.org. Hang on, stay strong and true to yourself. After you're an atheist awhile, life seems so much clearer and easier to navigate.
1 year ago
Ohhhhh grow up! Most of these comments as so ferociously lame. "Just wait til you have kids of your ownnnn." I know, that sounds like a whine, but it's true. So: Is this for real? Absolutely. Mom's voice is *thick* with emotion. She's hurting, and she's trying her best to sting Michael and get him to wake up to her pain. (Whether that's right or wrong is another topic.) Was Michael yanking her chain? Absolutely not. Michael has no idea how much he's crushing her (else he wouldn't have done it, for sure, for sure). But Michael's growing up, and needs more than rote "Believe this. Bow to that. Kneel like this, and no red meat on Friday" crap that passes for religion to the masses. So he's stepping out on his own, and the first thing that comes along is atheism. And why not? There's so much *sense* in atheism; theism requires "faith" -- a belief in things unknown/unseen. If Michael's to grow up, he's got to examine EVERYTHING; and for ANYone to carry the same beliefs into adulthood that were engendered in childhood, well, that demands either stunted growth, or early *tranformational* events -- little personal miracles -- like witnessing live births. (FWIW, there are few atheists among family farmers and combat troops, and lots more among passive urban folk. Guess one reason why?) So anyway, this is one rockin' Mom. Michael knows exactly where she stands, with regard to beliefs, and to passing on those beliefs. And beliefs, for an adult Michael, should not come easy. When the anger passes, she'll tearfully approach him (as he'll be too much of an idiot stud-boy to say "Sorry I hurt you, Mom" and it's not really his responsibility to unruffle Mommy's feathers anyway, as he sees it), they'll go over everything, he'll argue sense and logic, she'll present hopes and dogma, and he'll probably "win", but he'll be demonstrating to Mom that he's thought it through (which I believe he said).... She'll conclude that he's such a good boy, and if God takes him tomorrow, his (Catholic) Confirmation will count for something, and the parish priest will remind her (and maybe him over dinner) that even doubting Saint Thomas had his, uh, doubts. And all will be well. When his little brother gets hit by a car, and Michael finds himself saying "Oh God! Oh God! Hurt me, God!", he'll find his beliefs have returned rather handily. So. Heh. Great video.
God Bless, fuquers!
Tommy
1 year ago
Faith can't be yelled into someone. Give him time and he will come to accept God on his own. Even Thomas (one of Jesus' apostles had doubts) hence the phrase "doubting Thomas." Many faiths - One God.
1 year ago
Michael - Make sure you tell your mom Christmas isn't about Christ or God... it's a pagan Winter Solstice festival. Always has been.

Hint - Jesus, if he existed at all (which is debatable), was born in the Spring. It says so in the Bible.

Luke 2:8 "And there were shepherds living out in the fields nearby, keeping watch over their flocks at night."

Shepherds only watch the flock at night during the Spring... that's when Lambs are born... Gee, could that be why Christ is called the Lamb of God? Ya think? Naw, couldn't be!

(It's too cold in December to watch the flock at night and since lambs aren't being born there's no reason to!)

If you're going to be an atheist you need a better comeback than "OK!!!"
1 year ago
Not only is this fake. It is a trap that you all fell into. How pathetic.

MC
1 year ago
Jordanlund: Christians basically took over that "Pagan" holiday and for several hundred years now it has been identified as such.

Jesus in fact was born between the last week in October and the second week in September. The Priesthood and time of service of Zachariah , John the Baptist's father is easily established, immediately after his time of service, Elizabeth his barren wife became pregnant. His wife Elizabeth was already pregnant by six months when the angel spoke to Mary, (her cousin) about giving birth. Mary did not know her cousin was pregnant, she had always been barren. Mary gave birth 9 months later. So 9 6 months after Zach's service, Jesus was born, give or take a week or two. Some scholars have said September 11, 3 BC

See their comment below on bible code:

The matrix shows that the birth occurred in the jewish year 3759, which is the fall of 3 BC. In 3 BC, the 1st of Tishri occurred on September 11, 3 BC. With the matrix showing Rosh Hashanah, Yom Teruah, Rosh Khodesh, and "on 1 Tishri", it is clearly showing 1 Tishri as the exact day of Yeshua's birth.

The matrix shows that Joseph (Yosef) and Mary (Miriam or Miryam) were in Bethlehem (Beit Lechem) and stayed in a succah, a stable. Yeshua the Messiah came from heaven, to the earth, and His name is Wonderful, and Counselor, and the Son of Man. The manger or feeding trough is mentioned where Mary laid the baby after the birth. The Ruach Hakodesh (Holy Spirit) was present and the shepherds came to pay homage. It mentions the angels who announced the birth to the shepherds, and the star in the sky announcing His birth.
http://members.cox.net/8thday/birth.html

Is there scriptural support for Yeshua (Jesus) being born on the 1st of Tishri? Yes, in 1 Corinthians 15:45 it says in talking about Yeshua, "The first man, Adam, became a living soul. The last Adam became a life-giving spirit." In 1 Corinthians 15:22, it states, "For as in Adam all die, so also in Christ (the Messiah) all shall be made alive." Yeshua is the second Adam, and the rabbi's have long taught that Adam's birthdate was on 1 Tishri. So it is no coincidence that the second Adam has the same exact birth date.

The fact that it is 9-11 is curious, unbelievers.

Wolves are the reason. Fall is cool at night, especially in the desert.

Where was that in the Bible? In the Spring?

MC
1 year ago
There, there. Take your meds and stay on topic for the video you nutter.

Forget quoting biblical crap here, it doesn't wash

It'll all be ok when the rapture comes. Thank fuck your sort will finally leave us alone

;-)
1 year ago
That was 9 and 6 months, fifteen months after Zach's service, Jesus was born.

MC
1 year ago
Thanks for irrelevancy
1 year ago
Atheists unite!
1 month ago

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