Try it dumbass. The only skill required to play cricket is remembering all the insane rules and technicalities. A 'game' should be 'fun' as well as require skill.
I agree with prior. Get a life and stop belittling other countries, faggot. have you tried playing football? I'd like to see you get trampled, you simmering wart. You pitiful excuse for an intelligent being. If you have a right to dis America, then I have a right to stomp all over merrie olde England's fucking ass. Or wherever the fuck you come from, you sucker.
I used to bowl, but when my penis became too enormous for my pants, I took up casual sex instead. It's fun and doesn't require too much skill. Nefariousprior is well-known as a twat AF.
Once a kid that had never been out of the city went to a farm and asked a farmhand if he could see a donkey. The farmer responded, but phrasing things a bit differently: "If you want to see a jackass, go the the House of Representatives."
(The kid suspected if he asked to see a pig, he would have been told to go talk to the president.)
It's that time again! Time for everyone to listen to me ramble. (And probably yell "stfu!" afterwards.)
Anyway, I spent the whole day justabout lookin' for a decent sword. I had a nice scottish claymore, but they generally break with use, and mine was no different. Well, Seeing as theres no place I can buy a sword where I live now, and I don't have access to the stuff I did at my old house, therefore am unable to make or buy a new one. Problem stated, I decided to look to the internet.
My first google search nearly gave me a headache. The second or third one did. Still, I took a break to come complain and vent my frustration on glumbert.
I had thought I had finally found a decent make and model about an hour ago, but a second look at the details proved it to be another useless 440 steel 'display only' peice-o'-shit. Ah, the usual. I looked at a supposedly functional model of the sword from "Ultraviolet", but the company that made it wasn't too specific on exactly what they meant by "high carbon". I'm guessing 440. (I.e shit.)
Although I was hoping to find a decent flamberge or even a replacement claymore, but my eye caught on a two-handed sword.
Right now I'm checking the quality, and looking around at other sites to see if I can find the same blade with more information or a better price.
If anyone else here knows a bit about swords, or a site I can check that may have something good, give me a shout.
Ah, but I have found it! A nearly 6' long blade, Lowlander's Great Sword. Modeled after an Irsh museum peice, I believe. Oh yeah, and that six feet of razor sharp steel is only 6 pounds. I'm either getting that, or an irish ring hilt sword with a 33" blade and two-handed weilding setup. Or both. If it comes down to one or the other, that may be a problem because one has superior size, while the other comes with a sheath. Will take opinions on the matter.
archrival or whoever you are - you are incredibly boring. Nobody wants to respond to your shit. Why don't you go to some specialist site for worthless pricks? I'm sure they would welcome your meaningless, tiresome bollox there. You miss the mark on Glumbert on a number of counts, namely, you are not genuinely insane, you still wear diapers, your use of the English language is similar to a marmoset trying to piliot the space shuttle, and your attempts at humor are risible. Goodbye idiot.
I'd like to take this opportunity to point out how much of a faggot you are. Whatever country you come from lacks the means to teach their little children about how to respect. Do we have a life, then, CHAP? Prolly not. Get one and get off your fucking high horse. Go smoke a ciggy.
Didn't say you were BAD. Just idiots. Nothing wrong with being an idiot - the trick is to admit it and not try to convince the rest of the world that there is something "special" about your way of life.
If it is, I can totally understand why you might feel that way. After all, you have just witnessed one of the most embarrassing governments of our history take us lower than ever before, and possibly due to no fault of our own ballot casting.
I watch the next generation come of age and see total lack of respect for anything, including other people's property. I see expectations of instantaneous gratifacation, and anger when what they invisioned as their right to possess not materialize.
I hope your generation can learn some patience for us older folks but mostly for yourselves. You will desperately need it in the years ahead.
my wife likes bowling. we went last night and she was pretty awseome i have to admit. three strikes in a row and never stopped eating popcorn. only problem is she made all sorts of weird bird noises as she let the ball go. people kept looking at us and i was a bit embarrassed. so i pretended i wasnt with her. when she left the lane and went to the bar for a drink i went home. i think she might still be there, but i dont know. who gives a fuck anyway.
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