Aries Spears: The Rap Impersonator

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6 months ago
First, maybe?
5 months ago
Awesome! A double first, first to view, first to post, truly the "holy grail" of the first poster!
6 months ago
First
6 months ago
Ok second
6 months ago
Could it be possible?
6 months ago
Bask in the afterglow of 'first'.
6 months ago
Mind if I bask in your glow?
6 months ago
pretty good
6 months ago
I am, basking, oh the glory! Never thought it would happen to me! Ok, shut me up now.
6 months ago
Nuh, uh.....enjoy. I know it's extremely lame to enjoy, but do it, it's fun!
6 months ago
i don't think i understood anything he said. i'm getting old, so old
6 months ago
sorry People but this is the first day for me to visit this site. what is the deal with the FIRST thing? someone please tell me
6 months ago
Enjoy, FTB!

Ladysix...it's not easy to post first, as the videos arrive more-or-less randomly. So when it happens, it's sort of special, like a rare event. A group of Glumbertarians decided to make a bit of a contest to see who can post the most firsts....hence, the "thrill of victory" when it happens. Silliness, to be sure....but pretty innocent fun too.
6 months ago
Chaz, nice words to the new one. I got a little lame a little while ago, thanks for the wake up call, I feel much better now.
6 months ago
On this day, I will sleep the sleep of the blessed, I shall eat the feasts of kings, drink the nectar of the gods, and proclaim it to be so, even if no one agrees with me. I have earned it, and humbly accept the praise and adoration of all those who strive to be a glumbertarian!
Please forgive me! I couldn't help myself!
6 months ago
Drink deep , Drink long... Drink from the cup of firrrrrrrrsssssst!
6 months ago
Thank you So Much CHAZ---i will have to try my best and be first at least once
6 months ago
lady, this is my first time, and as chaz has so aptly explained, it is kind of special. I have watched, congratulated, and admired from afar those who have achieved the elusive status.
I will enjoy chaz, I don't expect it again, but to have it just once is really neat.
6 months ago
Good luck lady...I think you have to be pretty free with time and pretty dedicated to get many firsts, and some are, and do. My first "first" was purely by chance....I had another the same way. Sheesh...how come I even remember them? Simply fun events, that's all.

FTB...this site has improved with your joining it. I enjoy your posts.
6 months ago
same rhymes, different video.
6 months ago
umm not so great impersonating....
6 months ago
YES!!!!!! FIRST the NEXT day!!!! Does that count? Or just having last weeks powerball today?
6 months ago
Hey never thought of that. A first EACH day. Good idea.
5 months ago
Hit second 3 times this week by sheer luck while ambling bored through the internet. BUT I now get my own trend!!! I hearby decree the "Sinkingboat Factor" to be the 1st next day poster, to be refuted w/pity for having today the numbers of last weeks lottery..
5 months ago
And all beyond are the Spawn of the Boat!!!
5 months ago
Or the 69???
6 months ago
ladysix......you might think I'm full of shite.....trust me Glumbert will come to you. You remind me of justme......good is good.
5 months ago
Aries Spears is one actor/performer who I think is very underrated in hollywood. He is very gifted, but I feel like he lacks good agents/agencies that would otherwise set him up for success. I mean, him and Jimmy Falon were both on SNL and look who they gave a movie to---> Fallon in that Taxi Movie. Q.E.D.
5 months ago
Yes! Falon is also in that Stupid,Stupid...movie Fever pitch!
the one where he portrays a love interest at the same time the Red Sox...I can't even finish!

I hate that movie!
5 months ago
Randal...pleeeeeeeze...finish what you were about to say...you know, re: the Red Sox. You can do it ! Yesssss, you CAN !
5 months ago
This guy bites. And still not understanding the 1st phenom, but ok
5 months ago
I don't understand any of this. Why are people laughing at this idiot?
5 months ago
chucknorriss is a big idiot. blank him.
5 months ago
Jill slept with a handsome young rapper
He charmed her, so young and so dapper,
But when she awoke
She scremed "This is no joke!"
For he'd used her sweet boobs as a crapper.
5 months ago
The doltish clevelandmudslide
Posts rhymes that, women, deride.
That brainless he's not
Tho' seems such a snot;
Can't abide his snide diatribe.

What passes for wit with this twit
Are same-sounding words that he's fit
Into a notion
Intestional motion
Is FUN! But who gives a ....care.
5 months ago
...that's "intestinal"....my fingers have their own way, once in a while.
5 months ago
chaz, forget the finger flubs. Awesome ditty.
Cleveland is pretty clever, although seems to come at it from a different angle. Funny though, and intelligent, to come up with such words and phrases, if you can get past the somewhat negative content that is involved sometimes.
Cleveland, who are you???? in addition to cleveland I mean.
5 months ago
these vids are for shit! why no new vids since Friday, I'm done!
5 months ago
RAP = Acoustic weapon.
5 months ago
freetobe1962 and huggybear r fuckwits
5 months ago
Are you kidding? You called me a fuckwit? Why? Elaborate. I'm interested. Not only why you think I am one, but what is a fuckwit, exactly? Answer up nailgrass. Don't leave me hanging here.
5 months ago
I compliment you chaz,
Despite your razzmatazz
You pen good rhymes
And given time
Might make it as a spaz.
4 months ago
Camuck, Their not laughing at him. Their laughing at the barking nose that you were making when he was fucking you in the ass.

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