Becoming a man: the Ant Glove

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First:releaf
1 year ago
refuse to say it
1 year ago
Say what?
1 year ago
1 year ago
Thanks. Now that shows imagination.
1 year ago
on another note.... f that, that would suck
1 year ago
this is old and its retarted.
1 year ago
Yes,but what say you on this clip?
1 year ago
Zese are - how do you say? - nancy boys.
In Paraguay, ze fiendish Indians make you vear zis on your head.
Und if you make vith ze screaming und bubbling, zey put it on your private parts.
Zat is alvays kvite amusing.
1 year ago
How come so many things a guy does while trying to become a "man", ends up with a shot in the ass.
1 year ago
ego, stupidity ,lack of commonsense , etc.
1 year ago
its not always a shot!
1 year ago
please listen to the link;
for what it's worth
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19t_56KpOck&feature=related
while reading the following diebold story
1 year ago
I can't leave without having a shot at brownstain I think a shot to your faggot head would do wonders maybe miter can provide the hardware.
1 year ago
backbone,

It took you long enough to give me some of your slime! As much dissing as I've given you, I thought for sure you'd have responded in some way by now. Now I feel much better, we can really get it going now huh!

Let's see, for starters, the only "hardware" I'd provide Brownie would not be in your best interests...at all! If you know anything in that little dried up pollen sized, brain of yours you'd know what I mean.

You must have such a pathetic little worthless life, wanting man meat desperately, yet too afraid to go for it. Don't the people in your life (I would say friends, but I"m sure you have none) notice all those gay tendencies you display? Since I'm sure you still live at home with mommy, hasn't she caught you on the gay porn sites yet...bet that was a tense moment huh...LOL!

We all see your desperation in your homophobic , bigoted vitriol....(oops, too big of words for you)....lets try, afraid of gay men due to your own unresolved personal issues, which overflows into your racist attitude, causing you to lash out with bitter verbal abuse.

It must be tough for you, the closet door is very easy to open, get some "backbone" and just come out, except that you're really gay, I'm sure your life would be much better than the despicable, worthless, unmotivated life you lead now!

When you post your spewage, we all just shake our heads and pity you because like all life on earth, if you don't learn from yours or other's mistakes, or in your case "evolve", you'll end up like the all other species that didn't....extinct! Which I'm sure all here would love to see.

Your empty and worthless "challenge" to Canuck will certainly go unnoticed by most and ignored by him, as he is way above and beyond your level of intelligence, (kind of like trying to explain astronomy to a dog, you're not capable of understanding), so little backbone, you're wasting your time here, go on back to YouTube with all the other little wah wah's. You're simply not welcome here, not to mention your time left here is very short, you'll see!
1 year ago
mitercut what I have in regards to brownstain is nothing more than hate as for cockbreath1963 AKA canuck1963 is another matter I am sure if you knew what I do maybe you wouldn't be so eager to support him lets see if has the balls to take up my challenge lets see if he is a man of his convictions. So do not try and disregard me see what happens then make up your mind then until then shut the fuck-up!
1 year ago
my time here is very short you'll see whats that all about you are just as gutless as the rest!
1 year ago
I wont be shutting up moron, don't you get it yet? You don't like canuck, who gives a damn, only you dork....hello! Go away, it's that easy! Here's some real advice.....you can't change others, you can only change yourself, or how you feel, or perceive things. If you can not, will not, or do not know how, then simply go away, don't come here anymore, how hard is that?
1 year ago
These guys are great THE WILDBOYZ i find STEVEO the best character in the jackass movies has any1 seen DR. STEVO yet????????
To backbone some friendly advice id back off especially challenging miter do u know who miter is??????????????????????
Well i found some exclusive fottage of him check it out
http://youtube.com/watch?v=-upUUQz2yrk
1 year ago
Oi Lackbone you fuckwit. I have never stooped to hate before but having seen your little arian nation flag on your purile...sorry... profile I'm gonna unleash a little of my own

You say:

"my time here is very short you'll see whats that all"

Is this in real life? I hope so. I hope too that whatever time you have left is incredibly painful.

If how you act here bears any relationship to your real world persona then you're lucky to have lived this long. I'd have put you down long ago.

Was that little note supposed to be some form of threat about committing a 'real world' atrocity against your fellow man? If so then go ahead.

Sure you may kill a few people but frankly, looking objectively at today's world in the context of human suffering, in unless you're a teen at school on a shooting spree then you won't become infamous if that's what you're searching for. No. You won't be big enough news for anyone to care in today's world. This may sound cruel and heartless but unfortunately it's pretty much true...

What IS likely to happen is that you'll simply, and hopefully, become nothing but a blood soaked, skin-headed shit-smear full of police 9mm

Do me a fucking favour my little Arian Nation Gimp-boy, die slowly, die sad, die alone.

Whilst you do this I implore you.... Please STAY on glumbert so I can take the piss out of you.

Apols to anyone else I may offend with this little missive. I prefer not to sit on the fence with anyone professing support for these white power, arian-nation sister-fucker types.

;-p
1 year ago
Allright Mako! You have the teeth of a mako shark, rip and slash baby! What's this of a threat? I wouldn't worry about it, not that you are, you obviously would eat this screw ball for lunch!
1 year ago
Thx Miter - nice work by the way. Would love to laugh more at the news reports.

Sorry - just can't help myself with white power gimps like this. I hate them even more than chihuahuas.

I am not in the least worried about this little turd.

Slice'n'diced Gimp is nice
1 year ago
I hear you Mako, I've had other dealings with these fools after my initial "confrontation" with them, I made it a yearly deal to go back to their rallies and cause trouble, since it's way past any statute of limitations I can tell you of my little smoke/teargas "device" I rolled under their bus LOL, there were other things I probably should not reveal here, but I'm sure you can imagine! I so wish there were dv cameras back then! Unfortunately, I never did get the pleasure of placing a high speed back fist on one of their jaws again, (there's still time I guess), I can't even begin to tell you how good that feels! Ahh the good ole days!
1 year ago
March 4, 2008 at 09:12:55
Headlined on 3/4/08:
Do You Want the Military Industrial Complex Counting Your Votes?

by Kevin Zeese Page 1 of 1 page(s)
Major Player in Military Contracts Seeks to Buy Diebold

For the last two years United Technologies has been seeking to purchase the Diebold Corporation. Diebold%u2019s main business is ATM machines but, it is the manufacturer of election equipment under the name Premier Election Solutions. Its software is responsible for counting votes throughout the United States. Business Week, in its report on the attempted purchase, wonders why United Technologies would want to acquire Diebold, writing %u201CSome analysts are wondering how United Technologies would benefit from acquiring Diebold, which generates more than two-thirds of its revenue from ATMs %u2013 a business that United Technologies is not in.%u201D Perhaps it%u2019s not the ATM business that United Technolgies is interested in; maybe it is the election business?

Just what does United Technologies do and who is behind it? United Technologies, a major multinational conglomerate with a range of technology interests, receives approximately $5 billion in military contracts from the United States annually. Among United Technologies products is the Black Hawk Helicopter, a tactical transport and assault helicopter which costs $5.9 million each of which 2,600 have been built. Their businesses include Sikorsky Aircraft which makes helicopters, Hamilton Sunstrand which produces aircraft engines and rockets, UTC power which creates fuel cells for defense and aerospace systems as well as Otis Elevator and security systems.

United Technologies is also a major donor to political campaigns %u2013 the sixth largest defense industry donor in the 2004 election with two-thirds of their donations going to Republicans. In 2008 they are the fifth largest defense industry contractor and have given $485,000, with 57% going to Democrats. They have had numerous government officials on their board, including a former secretary of defense and undersecretary of the air force.

The corporation they are trying to by is Diebold, infamous for producing electronic voting machines that have serious security and performance problems.
1 year ago
"It's not the people who vote that count. It's the people who count the votes." (Josef Stalin)
1 year ago
Thats just perfect.

The Diebold Corporation has also donated millions of dollars to Republican campaigns and in 2004, promised W. Bush that they would deliver Ohio's electoral votes to him.

Good Stalin quote, probably the only good Stalin quote.
1 year ago
What's with all this "%u2019s" crap that's popping up in the posts lately?
1 year ago
glumbert interprets some punctuation as %u2019s
apostrophy, comma maybe hyphen will usually do it
but not always
pod explained the root cause in more detail
1 year ago
"Trust but verify" is another quote of Stalin that makes a lot of sense...
1 year ago
"Gaiety is the most outstanding feature of the Soviet Union" on the other hand was not...

;-)
1 year ago
When Mr. Rupert Murdoch bought the Wall Street Journal nobody cared. Why would the king of Yellow Journalism want the WSJ. Could it be stock manipulation?

http://www.observer.com/2008/wall-street-journal-lawyer-fired

You make the call. Just don't base your opinions on the WSJ.
1 year ago
and so
the noose tightens
around the neck of lady liberty
1 year ago
at least they censored the ladies fun bags wouldn't want 2 see anything distasteful on Glumbert.
1 year ago
LOL
1 year ago
Ze best kvote of ze schweinhund Stalin is: "Von death is ein tragedy - von million deaths is ein statistic."
1 year ago
See www.adolfvanker.com for ze latest news of ze McCain campaign.
1 year ago
That gut cost a lot $$$$$$ for beer.
1 year ago
That gut looks like a wreaking ball with a man stuck to it.
1 year ago
LOL - wrecking ball! ROFLMAO
1 year ago
I've held my hand in a glove full of puppies for 5 mins. Than had a shot every week for two months in my stomach.
1 year ago
You can have your revenge by buying the new fast food "Toaster Puppies". Look in your grocers freezer next to the pizza pockets.
1 year ago
Ah, hot puppy pockets, sounds delish'
1 year ago
Can I have mine to throw...oh...urm I mean go.

Thx
1 year ago
Vanker -
I have now made a virtual trip to Chugwater. LMAO!!!
Must put it on my itinerary for my next travels.
LMFAOOOOOO!!!!
1 year ago
when I arrived I was robbed at water baloon point, my underwear was taken and all my hair was shaved. The police found the guy named ve-gny-smel-er, seems he has taken up underwear collecting.
1 year ago
1 year ago
Gee backbone you're holding back again!
1 year ago
how the hell is he suppose to respond to that!
1 year ago
I'm experiencing visual deja vu. I feel like I've read this before!
1 year ago
I hear "Twilight Zone" music playing....
1 year ago
backbone-
I nothing to say to you.You and your kind negate intelligent thought . Move to northern Pakistan with your fellow thinkers. Maybe become a suicide bomber.
1 year ago
Puuuuhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze, glumbertarians...STOP recognizing "backbone" by addressing his comments. You are feeding cheese to a rat....he'll never go away.

Look the other way.

No responses. No comments. No recognition of his putrid existence.

I promise if you follow this advice, the air will be cleaner, global warming will decline, and the american dollar will regain world respect (that last one is not exactly guaranteed).
1 year ago
Chaz - I vote we keep him here.

Glumbert needs a Gimp in the closet. Lackbone is perfect
1 year ago
can we just tie him up and feed him to the needy pcs by pcs?
1 year ago
Charming.
1 year ago
you didnt see the girls vaginas either
1 year ago
becoming a man in the hiltowns, 1st; you must stand in the Hoosic Tunnel when a train comes,(stay against the wall), 2nd go to Colrain and find a virgin (good luck) that would be a girl that can outrun her older bro', 3rd; get drunk at the hilltop lounge, than steal a police car, 4th drive to north adams and shit in front of the dunken donuts. While you're awaiting trail you will become a man, hehehe.
1 year ago
And you no doubt have done this you pathetic excuse for a man?
1 year ago
I did it a few times, trying to get it right.
1 year ago
LOL gymyg!
1 year ago
Sheesh, gymyg, you're in western Mass., eh?

Lovely area, BTW. All woodsy and so on.

I have family in the Albany NY area...so often trip over there from Cape Cod...will be very careful to avoid Dunkin Donuts in future trips.

Thanks for the "heads up" on local habits.

GO CELTICS ! GO SOX !
1 year ago
Hey man did you walk all the way through the tunnel? If so that is a act of true courage. I went through a abandoned 1/2 mile tunnel, and it kinda freaked me out. I went through in winter and the whole thing was full of ice, I couldn't even see through to the other end.

Do you know how far the tunnel is from where the Deerfield and Cold rivers go under RT-2?
1 year ago
backbone -

What is your problem? You don't like gays, people with opinions or a sense of humour that doesn't correspond to yours, or anyone with different poitial views. That's fair enough, but do you have to vent your spleen on a video website?
You really should get out more.
1 year ago
ck'out his personnel, white pride, just like the jarhead and the puppy, life in the trailer park can be tuff.
1 year ago
Garbage - it's infinitely preferable for his to vent his spleen here where he gets laughed at and can do no harm. I vote he stays and becomes the butt of much verbal ass fucking

The alternative is for him to leave his gimp-closet and get out in the real world where real people exist. His self hatred and rage might explode there.

That said he's probably just a fat, little, sweat pants wearing, toothless skinhead so he's essentially harmless

He's a joke. That's why I laugh at him
1 year ago
He wears sweat pants?
1 year ago
Good point gymyg

He's probably an adult daiper wearer instead
1 year ago
Have done.
Lowest of the low. The world wouldn't miss him.
1 year ago
miter cut maybe I hate fags cause one tried to have his way with me when i was a kid and just maybe a black lowlife tried to shoot some one close to me for crack money dont judge me you fucking hill billy.

mako100 if you took that dido out of your ass and checked the postes miter wrote You're simply not welcome here, not to mention your time left here is very short, you'll see! and i answered to him you cum sucking freak.
1 year ago
Your excuses are lame, maybe church can help you, forgiving is good for your heart, people who go thourgh life hating have short lives.
Being shot at by VCs didn't build hatered in ME, it only made me want to get home.
The man that tried to f*k you wasn't gay he was a perp, the black that f*ked your family member wasn't black he was a mugger. Color and sex have nothing to do with what happened to you.
1 year ago
Well now, we get a bit of info from you...is this true? Did that happen to you? I don't think so, this is a typical "excuse" that people like you use to justify their actions. You know you're wrong, especially if you're making "excuses" like that! You're as transparent as you are ignorant. One of the biggest reasons I don't like skin head white power screw balls like yourself is because you caused the only arrest I have, for beating the living heck out of 7 skin heads at a rally in Ann Arbor about 15 years ago, look it up, it made the papers. I single handedly put 3 in the hospital (one for over a week) and I doubt any of the rest had any teeth left (not sure, they may not have had any to start with) It was the moment all those years of Karate and Taekwondo training came to fruition. I did not start it, I was merely in that town working on a job next door to one of your pathetic rallies. I would have just watched and gone about my job, but noooo, you losers just had to spew racist crap at one of my (best) workers, (yes he's black) then you just haaaaad to threaten him, then, when I tried to make peace, you made the major life's mistake of raising a stick to ME! Amazing what adrenaline and 15 years of training can do! Ha ha what a surprise for y'all that day! So sorry if I messed up your little white power "rally" (it was canceled, y'all went to the hospital and jail instead LOL!) Fortunately for me, it was all captured on the local news stations video tape, which was reviewed at the Police station (I couldn't believe the whole thing went down in under a minute) I was cleared immediately for acting in self defense, too bad they couldn't show it on air, because as the reporter said "it was one of the bloodiest scenes I ever witnessed"! Man you should see how a severely broken jaw bleeds...and there were two of ya that were drinking from straws for a long time after that! I would have to say it's probably a good thing (for them) I didn't have my concealed pistol permit then!

I've had gays make advances on me, I've had blacks pull a knife, gun, bat on me, Mexican tried to pick pocket me, I've had Arab issues when I was with the UAW, Latinos on a trip to Fla tried to rob me, but I have far more scars on my knuckles from white guys causing me problems as a bouncer in a local bar (the owner saw the above fight and hired me the next day) and just walking down the street, than any of the others combined...even though I'm as white and hetero as it gets....English purebred, blond haired blue eyed, (that's right, from where it all started), you don't see me thinking that way. Somewhere along the way I got edjumacated, you need to do the same, because just like that puppy off the cliff video....you're just plain WRONG!

On the chance that you have actually been "victimized" in the past, you must understand that it's not your fault, you can get help for your deep seeded fears, you can get you head right again and see the world for what it is, ugly at times yes, but not in the way you currently think. You are entitled to your own views, as unpopular as they are, but if you go through life and here on glumbert, waving that banner, you'll get nothing but beat on...you don't really want that do you? Maybe do what I did, don't fear people based on color, learn to defend yourself, you can let the world do it's thing and not be blinded into thinking "that black guy over there will rob me" all while a white guy is coming up behind you to kill you for giving him the finger in traffic! I bet somewhere in there a good person exists, you might even have legitimate comments to make, think about it man, lose the hate, learn to defend yourself and loved ones, not your "race"! They wont be there to help you in your time of need, trust me!

That'll be it for comments from me to you backbone, from here out no response only the inappropriate button!
1 year ago
Lack bone you pathetic little sister-fucker - you were obviously not victimised enough. You are still alive.

Miter just spent time explaining a few things to you. Miter is a very nice guy. Clearly a few of your little 'brotherhood' inbreds were unaware that Miter is also highly capable of dishing out a little. My how that made me laugh.

I love watching skin head racist sister fuckers like you getting the shit kicked out of them. Honestly, I really, really do! I find it hilarious when the kind of bigotry your type spews comes up against a force that won't tolerate it.

It's soooooo funny to see white power thugs crying like babies when they're shown how the world really works. I guess it's actually a bit of a guility secret as it's something I would never bring up in polite conversation.

However I am not having a polite conversation with you.

Neither do I give a fuck about you.

I care for pretty much anything else more than I care about you and what you think and stand for. You're less than amoeba

I don't give a flying fuck what whining excuse you give for your disgusting behaviour on an internet forum either.

It's almost certainly bullshit in any case. You're just feeling the heat right now coz you know you disgust people so you try to come up with some form of sympathy plea. Fuck you.

You know what, even if what is true and you DO post any real link and any proof that what you say happened actually did, it won't change a single thing I feel about you. You'll get fuck all in the way of apology from me for one simple reason:

Your little arian flag on your profile says all that needs saying about you.

I hope at some point you get locked up and raped hard by Big Tyrone in D Wing

"Yo little baybee Lack bone yo gonna be muh beotch"

Your type should be shot on sight like vermin... Oh and in terms of online bullshit, who knows, I could actually be one of America's estimated 250 current serial killers on the loose. I could be black and guess who I'd be serial killing - yup. Low life scum like you

Like I said before; die slow, die sad, die alone.

But stay online so I can laugh at you. Keep whining Gimp-boy. You're a waste of DNA and oxygen.


(Apologies for this hate again to regular Glumbertians - white power don't sit well with me)
1 year ago
Miter, mako, lets have beers sometime.
1 year ago
LOL gymyg. Think there appear to be some commonalities between us all on certain issues - would be a good time no doubt :-)
1 year ago
I'm in! I'll bring the beer!
1 year ago
I think I will have a cocksucking cowboy.

BTW that is a real cocktail.
1 year ago
Have one on me!
1 year ago
Real men wear ant gloves on their wieners.
1 year ago
rug burns hurt too

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