Animals are better than you

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First:geeque
2 years ago
And dare i say again, firrrst ouch.
2 years ago
Bastid!!!!!!!
2 years ago
Running manning it bitches!!!!!
2 years ago
AWWWWW.....(zips it)

Good work.....Randal (said through gritted teeth)
2 years ago
Another animal video.

(goes to the door, and opens it)

Okay, Glumbert. Get your coat. We're going downtown. You're gonna answer a few questions. Let's go.
2 years ago
Dork
2 years ago
Cat video, dog video, cheetahs and more... I'm waiting for the Donkey Punch video.
2 years ago
The donkey punch is better than you...
2 years ago
LMAO...He said Donkey punch!
2 years ago
I thought this video was quite amusing...i may have even laughed out loud.
2 years ago
this video rocks. Humans are SO SELF ENGROSSED. We are not the only living thing on this planet... did you ever think about that?

Oh yeah... animals are better than you because they don't sit at computers and rag on each other about stupid shit and call each other names. Except monkeys. They throw shit.
2 years ago
I never thought about it, I am too busy throwing shit.
2 years ago
This vid made me laugh. Now I'm off to throw some poo
2 years ago
Bad monkey!
2 years ago
Spastic Colon Man can supply himself with all the poo he needs. A little watery with chunks though.
2 years ago
blah...blah...blah.

Thrush #1
2 years ago
I can honestly say I have been stalked by a salt water crocodile, on a remote island off the coast of Belize, and inadvertently pissed on by a tapir, at their version of a Zoo (which yes, to be politically correct, I should not have attended, sue me!) I have heard that Americans are familiar with that term! Ha, ha, Ha,....oops...take that back...oh I don't know...maybe....No I really didn't mean that..(how does a canadian get out of this mess)....

Honestly I'd love to see...
2 years ago
You have identified yourself as a Canadian, so now you will get hate comments from the ribald Chum squad.

I wrote, I was from New England, and they really hat New Englanders, and Americans, as we are all "terror simps". Only they know what this oft used term means, and they are quite obsessed with the word "Teat".

Actually, the only thing that they have admitted great love for, is the Iraq war, and GWB.

And as a New Englander I have to say I am unsure what term you mean. I have neither been "stalked by a salt water crocodile", or "pissed on by a tapir". If I might be so bold as to speak for most of America, we love Canada, it is our big beautiful, wild, and friendly neighbor.

So, don't listen to the angry conservatives here who hate everything and everybody. Americans still like you neighbor, and we want to feel welcome to visit once and awhile.
2 years ago
Party's at my place next week, Podster.

Bring your kin folk over anytime.

WARNING: NO country music allowed.

Retro-80's techno-pop ONLY (with a generous helping of Beatles, Stones and Buddy Holly being the exception).
2 years ago
RePodded- Who is showing the hate again?
It's the tolerant guys on Glumbert, that's who...dishing out the love for which they are so well known...oh, and the brains...oh, and the keen insight...oh, wait, and the brilliant wit...and the preening...and the poetry, that beautiful poetry...and the mutual admiration and sycophancy...and the brains--did I mention the brains?...

Hard to be unique in a room full of sheep.
2 years ago
OKOKOKOKOKOK!!!!

You're invited too, Stream.

SUPPLEMENTAL WARNING: If you even THINK about bringing your collection of "Pat Boones Inspirational Hymns", you're going to be quarantined and confined to the porch.

Consider yourself suitably warned.
2 years ago
Moon- What did you think about the Belize Zoo? I was there in '93 and it was pretty bucolic.
2 years ago
C- whew
I just want to be liked.
I do have "Howie Mandel Sings Don Ho"...can I bring that?
2 years ago
"Howie Mandel Sings Don Ho"????????

Fuggedaboudit.

You won't even make it across the border.
2 years ago
Wait...how about Molson Presents "Jim Carrey Recites ABBA"?
2 years ago
C - The last time I was up there, somewhere above lake Michigan I was lost. Why is it that your road signs don't say North or South, etc. We may have too many signs down here, but you guys have too few.

I am looking forward to traveling again, when I have enough money and some free time. I was thinking of taking the Cat to PEI for a weekend.
2 years ago
P-

It's gorgeous out by PEI-way.

You'll love the Maritimes.

Especially if you go through the northern New England states to get there.
2 years ago
Chihuahuas are NOT better than us.

These beady eyed little fuckers are evil and useless.
2 years ago
so how does a Chihuahua differ from a liberal?

Beady eyed, evil and usless?

You forgot power hungry.
2 years ago
And angry about being small
2 years ago
BRRRRRAPPP!!!!
2 years ago
Hey Streamlined can you use your zoological knowledge to verify any of the information put forth here?
2 years ago
I'll answer for him on this one:

They were all created 6,000 years ago.
2 years ago
A little--the animals are clearly our superiors. (Literary note for Randull: "our" does not mean "are" even though they might sound similar.)Through millions of years of evolution, the bacteria (for example) has endured hardships and modifications to become...bacteria.

They did leave out dolphins, from which cheetah's evolved, and who are clearly smarter than some here.
2 years ago
C- whew
I just want to be liked.
I do have "Howie Mandel Sings Don Ho"...can I bring that?
2 years ago
Hey, mark me a surprised, I was unsure you could paint outside the lines.

"Through millions of years of evolution, the bacteria (for example) has endured hardships and modifications to become...bacteria.

They did leave out dolphins, from which cheetah's evolved"

I actually thought this part was funny.

I have some bacteria working quite hard in my arm at the moment, and some modified fungus has been sent to engage them in battle. Bacteria are definitely stronger than us.

I didn't know that about dolphins. Next time I watch a cheetah film I will look for the blow hole:)
2 years ago
BLAPPPP.
2 years ago
my bacteria...I have to keep close tabs on those fellers. They rebel in my lower GI and triumphantly announce their joy when I am in mixed company. They seem to party hearty when I give them plenty of steamed cabbage and pazole.

The cheetah's blowhole migrated to its posterior and through a drawstring mechanism, tightened up.
2 years ago
S - I know the feeling. My bacteria like the legumes.
I guess that cheetah drawstring was a ancient version of the Ipod headphones, that I have seen before?
2 years ago
Another literary note for our scribularly challenged...
"There" "Their" "They're" are different words with different meanings.
BLAPPP is not a word, but does connote the level of intellect I would expect in a response.
2 years ago
S - Haven't you ever read Superman, or Batman? Those are all good words!
2 years ago
Animated fight scene:

----- KA-BLAM! , ZOINK!, and POW! -----
2 years ago
True enough...but still, the connotation is the same.
Batman is my hero! Have a sibling who runs a comic book store.
Holy Dragon-Con, Podman!
2 years ago
DING DONG!!!!
2 years ago
R - Is that the Ice Cream truck I hear. I gotta go!
2 years ago
Yes - Perfectly cromulent words.
2 years ago
Yes, cromulent. I concur, Supernintendo Chalmers.
2 years ago
SPLUNK!!
2 years ago
You guys are making me laugh my ass off, oh sorry, lmao(forgot, we're supposed to converse like ten year olds)
2 years ago
NeanderFlagg- I wrote something special for you on the Caveman vid.
2 years ago
A love note? Is it a love note? No really, is it? Ya want him don't ya. He's your special caveman fantasy isn't he. Oh Stream, you romantic you. Get a room(by yourself as usual)
2 years ago
PLUOMK KAPLAT!!!
2 years ago
Am I the only one who finds it oded a creationist would reference a neanderthol?
2 years ago
odd (dammit!)
2 years ago
No, just the only one who would (a) misspell it, and (b) not understamd it.
2 years ago
BLAAAPPPP....TONK...POING,,,EERRRRKKK!!!
2 years ago
And hopefully not the rubber one this time.
2 years ago
This was funny.

I think this makes five actual video comments...

But it begins to dawn on me, that the comments around here are just like the Indy 500.... It's always the same 6 jackasses winning the title back and forth from each other..

naught to do with the thoughts and possible , dare I say, feelings... about the videos in question.

The sad part.... I keep freekin reading them... guess i'm waiting for the Crashes.
2 years ago
....see Pipedog! You're getting what Glumbert really seems to be about! :-)
2 years ago
Great comment P-dog. LOL at the analogy.
Perhaps you can purchase a checkered flag and wave it around vigorously at the next video and postings.
You may get a laugh, i know i just got a big LOL thinking about it.
Just a suggestion!
2 years ago
Well if it's true, I really need some new tires, and maybe brakes, and an engine would help too. But I have my steering wheel, somewhere, I think, where the hell is it, DAMN!
2 years ago
hey pipe....there's a lot of that going around. Sheesh...what might that say about those of us who think we are more main-stream, and less needing of notice...in short, how are we different from those we criticize? Maybe not so much....just better expressed opinions (?).
2 years ago
Mako/lordandmaster, stop wet dreaming about canuck and turn your attentions to each other.
2 years ago
Blah...blah...blah...Thrush #3
2 years ago
Was I talking to you? No. Back to your tea and crumpets ninny.
2 years ago
Was I talking to you?
2 years ago
If I want your attention I'll just jingle my zipper o'kay.
2 years ago
Careful jingling that zipper too loudly...it could raise a red flagg
2 years ago
KERRRPLUNK!!!
2 years ago
See, he heard it while on the toilet
2 years ago
Hay Barney-Boy!

Ya starting to feel the HEAT???

LOLOL

You're nothing but a freakin' joke, cupcake.
2 years ago
KERRRPLUNK!!!!
2 years ago
RF - You have taken the sound effects to a whole new level!
LOL
2 years ago
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But taking P-dog advice.
I like these kinds of videos.
Unlike some people out there....ahem...(looks above at canuck).

I think the animal clips find a way to ease the stress of every day life (well that and jerking off). But not to the cute animal videos please!!!
2 years ago
Randal, got a new handle for Barnsley "Superduperwankarificxpaladumbshit"
2 years ago
thank you randalflagg. cute animal videos suck, I agree.
2 years ago
Glumbert Awards are now posted under the


"First Person in The History of the World to Dance" thread.
2 years ago
Ooooh...my fingers are crossed. I am all a-tingle.
Did I win the Wish-I-Could-Not-Be-Found-Stupid Award? (I hope I hope)
Or, even the Dazzle-'em-With-DooDoo-When-Devoid-of-Smarts Award. (Tough one--probably going to Mako)
Or, maybe I am in the running for the Spelling Bee Chump...dangit...probably not now.
Perhaps the Sycophant of the Year (I know it's between me and Podman.)
Surely, there's something there for me...because like all the winners, I just want to be in the circle.
2 years ago
Actually, you might be surprised.
2 years ago
actually, humans have one of the largest penis to body size ratios of any mammal... just sayin.
2 years ago
Streamlined? Please can you step forward and provide your honest assesment of this statement?

As a biology / zoology expert this MUST be your field I presume.
2 years ago
Guten Abend Herr Mako100.
Please allow me to make ein humble contribution to zis kvestion. In our experiments, ve discovered zat ze humans indeed had ze biggest villies. (Apart from ze vimmen, who of course haf none!)
Ze hugest villie I haf personally seen vos owned by Bormann. He had to carry it before him in ein wheelbarrow ven out for a valk. Ze smallest vos zat of Himmler - und Goebells had no balls at all!
2 years ago
Arrrrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhh....the non-sequitor aspect of these inane postings makes for dull reading. I wish I were back researching for big pharma...there were no limits, positive or negative....same as Glumbert, I suppose.

Phauxdolph...you are particularly irritating. Such extreme theatrics simply to gain notice....aggghhhhh! Say something. Anything, so long as it's on topic.

On the bright side, I have seen intelligent postings from several who I previously thought brain-dead, or at least drug-induced comatose. Ace posted something intelligent a while back...knock me over with a feather...thought he was strictly anti-intelligent, homeboy stupid...found different...so why does he hide behind vulgarity and comfort commentary?

Okeydokey...going now for my third wine...play nice. Tomorrow we'll review the value of inane commentary...and I have discovered there might be some.
2 years ago
Hey Chaz, pass the wine. REALLY long day.
2 years ago
Herr Chaz!

I apologise if mein postings irritate you. I look forward to your review of ze value of inane commentary. You vill haf plenty of scope. I vill stick to ze topic in future.
Perhaps I may risk anozzer "non sequitUr". I am not sure about zis spelling, because of course, English is not mein first language. If yours is correct, you vill haf proved your point.
2 years ago
Yankees!:)
1 year ago
animals are better than all of you!We arent the only things here!Help animals and help the world!!!!Stop dissing this awsome and funny video.
1 year ago
The tortoises rock! The penguins are the best dressed. funny vid thanks for posting!

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