<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>glumbert.com</title><language>en-us</language><link>http://www.glumbert.com/</link><description>The center of the universe for the hottest, most outstanding, zaniest, and downright amazing videos you'll ever see anywhere.</description><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:16:10 -0700</pubDate><item><title>The O'Reilly Remix</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/oreillyremix</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:16:10 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/oreillyremix</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-oreillyremix.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>This is unreal.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/oreillyremix'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-oreillyremix.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Real Life GTA</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/gta4spoof</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:15:15 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/gta4spoof</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-gta4spoof.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>This GTAIV spoof depicts the real life of Niko.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/gta4spoof'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-gta4spoof.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Rotating House</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/rotatinghouse</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:13:05 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/rotatinghouse</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-rotatinghouse.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>The guy who lives here must get dizzy.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/rotatinghouse'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-rotatinghouse.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Cool Optical Illusion</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/opticalillusion</link><pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 12:12:05 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/opticalillusion</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-opticalillusion.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I however, will not try it at home.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/opticalillusion'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-opticalillusion.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Angry Reporters</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/angryreporters</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:59:04 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/angryreporters</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-angryreporters.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>In the spirit of the Bill O'Reilly outburst, here is a bunch of crazy, angry news reporters.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/angryreporters'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-angryreporters.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>How To Become A Rockstar</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/musiclessons</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:57:44 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/musiclessons</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-musiclessons.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Step by step, find out how you can become the great musician you always dreamed of being!<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/musiclessons'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-musiclessons.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Nintendo Coffee Table</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/bignintendo</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:56:20 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/bignintendo</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-bignintendo.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Nothing sure beats relaxing and putting your feet up on an oversized Nintendo controller.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/bignintendo'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-bignintendo.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Real Life Simpsons</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/simpsonsreal</link><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 10:55:17 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/simpsonsreal</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-simpsonsreal.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>This is kind of freaky. I wonder when they will release the Family Guy series?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/simpsonsreal'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-simpsonsreal.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Monkeys Work In Bars?</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/monkeybar</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:47:39 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/monkeybar</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-monkeybar.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I'll take your order... and a banana.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/monkeybar'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-monkeybar.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Why You Shouldn't Throw Paperclips...</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/paperclip</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:46:50 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/paperclip</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-paperclip.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I wonder what would happen if this guy threw staples at him.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/paperclip'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-paperclip.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Fastest Car In The World</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/fastestcar</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:45:38 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/fastestcar</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fastestcar.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Apparently this thing has 900 horsepower. That is a lot of horse.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/fastestcar'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fastestcar.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Bill O'Reilly Loses It</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/madbill</link><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:44:02 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/madbill</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-madbill.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>The stress of television has finally cracked old Bill.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/madbill'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-madbill.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>A Cool Toy For Your Fish?</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/smartfish</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:33:32 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/smartfish</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-smartfish.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>My guess is that with this new exciting toy... your fish will continue to swim around and do nothing.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/smartfish'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-smartfish.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>A Porn Public Service Announcement</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/pornpsa</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:32:10 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/pornpsa</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-pornpsa.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Brought to you by the good people of the porno industry.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/pornpsa'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-pornpsa.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Is the Referee Blind?</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/weirdgoal</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:31:08 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/weirdgoal</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/w/lg-weirdgoal.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I cannot believe that they actually counted this goal. The final score was Finland 3 - USA 2.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/weirdgoal'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/w/lg-weirdgoal.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>A New Greener Way To Fill Up</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/newfuel</link><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 10:29:58 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/newfuel</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/n/lg-newfuel.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I have started my own gas station. <![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/newfuel'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/n/lg-newfuel.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Obama's Standup Routine</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/obamastandup</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 11:43:07 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/obamastandup</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-obamastandup.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I find this very funny.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/obamastandup'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/o/lg-obamastandup.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Scientology Speaks</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/scientologyspeaks</link><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 11:42:21 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/scientologyspeaks</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-scientologyspeaks.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>The question is... Do you listen?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/scientologyspeaks'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-scientologyspeaks.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Crazy NightClub Lights</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/nightclub2</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:39:08 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/nightclub2</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/n/lg-nightclub2.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I am opening up a club with these lights, and the crazy dance floor posted earlier this week. Glumbert views get VIP cards :).<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/nightclub2'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/n/lg-nightclub2.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Agent $0.07  PART 2</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/homelessjamesbond2</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:36:58 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/homelessjamesbond2</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/h/lg-homelessjamesbond2.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Bond... Poor Bond   PART 2<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/homelessjamesbond2'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/h/lg-homelessjamesbond2.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Magic Massage Chair</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/massagechair</link><pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:33:12 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/massagechair</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-massagechair.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I wonder when this is coming to America?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/massagechair'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-massagechair.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The World's First Scuba Cat!</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/scubacat</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:04:33 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/scubacat</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-scubacat.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Water. This cat's litterbox.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/scubacat'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-scubacat.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Batman vs. Ironman</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/batmanironman</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:03:13 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/batmanironman</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-batmanironman.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>The battle everyone has been waiting for....<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/batmanironman'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-batmanironman.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Flare Up Your House</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/flare2</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:02:09 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/flare2</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-flare2.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I wonder how much it would be to flare my house up?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/flare2'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-flare2.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Ball Bearing Beatbox</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/ballbearing</link><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 11:01:04 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/ballbearing</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-ballbearing.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I have booked this machine for my next party.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/ballbearing'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-ballbearing.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Agent $0.07</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/poorbond</link><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:31:23 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/poorbond</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-poorbond.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Bond.... Poor Bond.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/poorbond'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-poorbond.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>How To Put On Jeans</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/jeansbackflip</link><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:30:17 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/jeansbackflip</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/j/lg-jeansbackflip.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I wonder how this guy puts on his shirts, or socks, or shoes......<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/jeansbackflip'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/j/lg-jeansbackflip.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Mommy, My Teacher Smells Like Fish.</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/fishsmell</link><pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2008 11:29:03 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/fishsmell</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fishsmell.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Attendance in this class must have been at an all-time low.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/fishsmell'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fishsmell.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Coolest Dance Floor Ever</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/cooldancefloor</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:51:49 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/cooldancefloor</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/c/lg-cooldancefloor.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Coming soon to a club near you.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/cooldancefloor'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/c/lg-cooldancefloor.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Empire Strikes Obama</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/empire</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:50:48 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/empire</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/e/lg-empire.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Long, long ago. In a galaxy far, far away. There was an election....<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/empire'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/e/lg-empire.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Mentos + Diet Coke = Slow Motion Fun!</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/slowmentos</link><pubDate>Mon, 05 May 2008 12:49:43 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/slowmentos</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media//lg-.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Ever wonder what mentos added to diet coke looks like in REALLY slow motion?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/slowmentos'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media//lg-.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Robots Can't Die!!!</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/robotreassemble</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:12:06 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/robotreassemble</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-robotreassemble.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>So if robots decide to take over the world, and we shoot them into pieces, apparently they can put themselves back together, so we are screwed.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/robotreassemble'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-robotreassemble.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Grocery Store Fun</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/grocery-store-skills</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:10:21 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/grocery-store-skills</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-grocery-store-skills.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>These shoppers have mad skills when it comes to buying groceries.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/grocery-store-skills'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-grocery-store-skills.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Do Boomerangs Work in Space?</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/boomerang</link><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:08:43 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/boomerang</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-boomerang.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I always wanted to know the answer..... Not really, but still cool.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/boomerang'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/b/lg-boomerang.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Mario Theme Has Reached a New Level.</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/mariobottle</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 11:02:47 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/mariobottle</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-mariobottle.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>These Mario lovers have too much time on their hands...<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/mariobottle'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/m/lg-mariobottle.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Terrified Corn</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/terrifiedcorn</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 11:00:47 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/terrifiedcorn</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/t/lg-terrifiedcorn.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Why are these cobs so scared?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/terrifiedcorn'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/t/lg-terrifiedcorn.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>This is Animal Idol!</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/animalidol</link><pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 10:58:35 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/animalidol</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-animalidol.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>I really think this could take off.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/animalidol'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-animalidol.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Facebook is now a reality</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/facebooklife</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 13:17:12 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/facebooklife</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-facebooklife.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Poke! Facebook has come to Real Life!<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/facebooklife'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-facebooklife.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Imaginary Idol </title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/paula</link><pubDate>Wed, 30 Apr 2008 12:51:52 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/paula</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-paula.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Seems Paula can talk about songs that have yet to be sung...<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/paula'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-paula.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Valedictorian Gives Unforgettable Speech</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/speech</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:43:14 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/speech</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-speech.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>This guy should start charging for speeches like this.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/speech'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/s/lg-speech.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Strike 3...You're Out!</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/umpire</link><pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 12:37:25 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/umpire</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/u/lg-umpire.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>This Umpire takes a bean ball. I wonder if he made it the rest of the game?<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/umpire'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/u/lg-umpire.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Good Morning?</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/goodmorning</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 16:00:01 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/goodmorning</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-goodmorning.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Not everything is as it seems in the morning.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/goodmorning'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/g/lg-goodmorning.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Dutch Pedophile Idol</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/pedoidol</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:53:34 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/pedoidol</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-pedoidol.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Somehow nobody was arrested during the taping.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/pedoidol'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/p/lg-pedoidol.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>F*ck the Earth Day</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/fckearth</link><pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 15:42:48 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/fckearth</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fckearth.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Sick of all that liberal earth stuff? April 23 is f*ck the earth day. Enjoy it. Live it.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/fckearth'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-fckearth.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Freeway Ride</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/freeway</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:18:42 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/freeway</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-freeway.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>There comes a point when cars cease to be the most efficient way to get around Los Angeles.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/freeway'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-freeway.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>The Dirty Mr. Rogers</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/rogers</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:08:56 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/rogers</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-rogers.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>No wonder people are such sex crazed fiends these days... Mr. Rogers hypnotized them with his filth.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/rogers'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/r/lg-rogers.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Fox News Owned</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/foxowned</link><pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:07:45 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/foxowned</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-foxowned.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>There's a certain level of satisfaction seeing Fox News put in its place by this guy.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/foxowned'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/f/lg-foxowned.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>How to talk to black people</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/talkblack</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:33:58 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/talkblack</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/t/lg-talkblack.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>Not being a racist can sometimes come in handy.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/talkblack'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/t/lg-talkblack.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Armless Supermom</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/armless</link><pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:20:19 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/armless</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-armless.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>No arms? No problem as this woman proves in taking care of her baby.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/armless'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-armless.jpg'></a>]]></description></item><item><title>Alanis Morissette tests the censor</title><link>http://www.glumbert.com/media/alaniscensor</link><pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 12:27:57 -0700</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.glumbert.com/media/alaniscensor</guid><enclosure url="http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-alaniscensor.jpg" type="image/jpeg" length="10000"/><description>It's more fun trying to break the rules than following them.<![CDATA[<a href='http://www.glumbert.com/media/alaniscensor'><img src='http://cdn.glumbert.com/graphics/media/a/lg-alaniscensor.jpg'></a>]]></description></item></channel></rss>