A couple of 12-year-olds attempted to rob a police station. What could possibly go wrong?

Match of the titans as one of these individuals is in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Never let anybody tell you that you can't do something.

In a breakthrough scientific discovery, gay scientists have isolated the Christian gene, believed to be responsible for causing the Crusades, Evangelicals, and George W. Bush.

Arguments always did have that musical touch.

In the Army, things work a bit differently.

Step-by-step guide to your significant other.

Predictions made in the 1930s on what would become of fashion in the year 2000.

Unless getting blanketed in foam is your thing, pushing the red button at the gas station should be avoided.

Getting your kids to play a musical instrument takes on a new meaning.

If cats can always land on their feet, then why shouldn't they be taken sky diving?

Dogs of the future are pretty freaky.

Finally a police officer (from the LAPD) acting like a human being instead of Judge Dredd.

Finally a solution to getting out of playing fetch with the dog.

Sick of those ridiculous R&B songs talking about feelings you didn't even know existed? Behold an honest one.

Don't train your dog to sit, train it to rock out to the most vile music known to man.

Wild, caged, beasts. Imprisoned animals. Tortured circus monkeys. It's about time these creatures fought back.

We all need a little history lesson now and then.

Jon LaJoie knows just how to spend a perfect Sunday Afternoon.

Improv Everywhere makes a musical out of the most interesting subject ever conceived.

You have just witnessed the highest levels of professionalism in video production.

Make sure you move out of the way before this guy runs over you.

Simple questions merit simple answers.

Just that one drink can set you off and ruin your career.